Apparently now mask holsters are a thing. What could go wrong?! 🙄

[soothsayer]

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lisa hendricks
@MsLisaHendricks
Apparently now mask holsters are a thing. What could go wrong?! 🙄

(Photo of dude wearing a gun in his face mask holster)

[Walleye]

1. God, please let one of these guys shoot himself in the face

[SheltieLover]

8. Hahahaha

That would be something!

[Ferrets are Cool]

26. It would be Cosmic Karma

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He seems nice.

And he has two ears so he might not miss the one he blows off.

[Initech]

20. Or goes deaf when the gun goes off accidentally and blows out his eardrums.

[Midnight Writer]

28. He should be wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Van Gogh.

[Baked Potato]

3. Way too big for a face pistol, needs to gun down a little

[irisblue]

4. Which way is that weapon pointed? Ear? Upper chest?

The guys who are pointing weapons at their groin have competition.

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I feel sorry for critters who live with morons

[SheltieLover]

9. One of those morons shot his own balls

Who does stuff like this?

Then the other weirdos cheered him.

[csziggy]

18. looks as though it's pointed at his carotid artery

At least he'd go fast in case of an accident.

[irisblue]

25. And freaking messy for the hazmat crew clean up

[Initech]

21. Go ahead, own us, guys. You know you want to!

[Merlot]

23. Exactly. Let them point guns at themselves all day long.

I won't loose any sleep over their actions.

[Walleye]

27. Some guys just never get laid and never will

[OneBro]

5. Gotta be a joke.

[Wounded Bear]

6. I can't keep an empty mask to stay up...

doesn't seem possible. Dumb joke.

[liberalmuse]

7. This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen in awhile

We live amongst infantile idiots.

[StarryNite]

10. Yeah, cause shooting yourself in the crotch just isn't news anymore.

[cwydro]

11. This has to be a joke of some sort.

I can't even imagine holding a pen with my mask.

[demmiblue]

12. ...

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[Merlot]

24. "There you go shooting your mouth off again." Perfect!

I'm guessing this mask holster thing is just another one of their clever "own the libz" things they like to do. They are welcome to amuse themselves all day long like this. In the mean time, we'll be leading our lives unencumbered by stupidity.

[GoCubsGo]

13. Here I'm thinking this was going to be about places to put one's mask when not using it...

This things are Darwin Awards waiting to happen. (I hope and pray that these dimwits haven't bred...)

[Buns_of_Fire]

14. Don't these guys know that's why God gave us all buttcheeks? nt

[tirebiter]

15. There"s nothing in those holsters

Ears can’t hold the weight and they would be hanging a lot closer to the ground.

[gristy]

16. Not a thing

What we have here is ONE guy taking two pictures of himself in the same mask/holster and hat and different T-shirts and posting the pictures on the internets, to own the libs, and he's been moderately successful, as evidenced by this thread.

[pwb]

17. Looks like a gun store trying to be clever.

Not.

[Igel]

19. One of something doesn't make it a "thing."

Yes, it's a thing, but so's the Notre Dame. Usually when we say something is a "thing" it's saying it's trendy, popular, etc. Not a single example of something.

Mt. Everest, the actual mountain is a thing. Having the picture of Mt. Everest trending on everybody's face mask would be "a thing."

People can't separate "there's one" from "we're being invaded." Panic everywhere. Feel with your pre-frontal cortex, think with your adrenals. So 2020 and deconstructing the binary opposition between neurons and glandular tissue.

[Initech]

22. They seem nice.

[Midnight Writer]

29. What could go wrong? He could drop his toy in the toilet while he is taking a leak.

[smirkymonkey]

30. Ok. It's official.