True: Multiple Trump boats in distress and sinking at Lake Travis TX boat parade.

[Grasswire2]

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[Walleye]

1. I hope they don't expect to be rescued by the deep state

[SheltieLover]

9. Hahaha

Just like anti-science covidiots, they will turn to the government for help.

And they won't think anything about doing so!

[Walleye]

12. And they take it for granted that these government services will always be there

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[SheltieLover]

17. Of course!

While they are stamping their feet & decrying, and defunding, government agencies!

Surprised their empty heads don't implode from the severe cognitive dissonance.

[TeamPooka]

44. The Deep Water State

[Walleye]

47. 😜😅

[TheBlackAdder]

54. What idiots go out in this and aren't ticketed for reckless endangerment?

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[Walleye]

55. There's probably lots of signs that say:No Wake

[dalton99a]

2. Trump calls sinking boats "suckers" and "losers"

[Budi]

4. Haaaaahaaaa haaa. That's hillarious...

Probably sunk from all the illegal ammo & weapons they're transferring to stock Trump's civil war.

It's not just a 'boat parade'. 😬

[Walleye]

13. Good one! Loaded up with illegal guns and ammo, Hard to stay afloat.

Got to keep your center of gravity below your center of buoyancy. Basic boating. And good advice for life in general.

[Blue Owl]

34. S.O.S.

Save Our Suckers

[Greybnk48]

67. Winner, winner

draft dodger dinner!

[Gothmog]

71. The Miracle At #Dumbkirk #TrumpBoatParade2020

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[fierywoman]

3. Not The Onion?!?

[underpants]

5. Gee hope they have SeaTow type coverage

It’s like roadside assistance and rescue on the water.

[NCjack]

6. Me not help them Repukes. That would be welfare, and it would damage

their wills to earn their own way.

[Squidly]

7. Its gotta be...

ANTIFA FROGMEN!!! With drills and hole saws!!

[mr_lebowski]

23. Honestly if that's what happened ...

I say right the fuck on

[lapfog_1]

25. The "Antifrog"

hey, I could join...

[kacekwl]

8. I hope they are all wearing

their Coast Guard approved life jackets. No masks though because of you know socialism.

[agingdem]

10. boats sinking ...is this the definition of bitter irony??

this is not funny...well, it kinda is...

[Initech]

11. That's what you get for boarding the S.S. Trumptanic!

[Ferryboat]

14. Im sure as a matter of principle

They dont need help from government institutions.

[Blue Owl]

15. Fatfuck's flotsam and jetsam

[LisaL]

16. I like boats that don't sink.

NT

[Enterstageleft]

18. Throw them an anchor

Oops, meant to say life jacket.

[ProfessorGAC]

30. How About Both?

And tell them the lifejacket is $100, but the anchor is free!
Thinning the herd!

[stillcool]

35. now that was good...

[ProfessorGAC]

61. Thanks!

It popped into my head and I made myself laugh.
Thought I'd toss that in.

[malaise]

68. Brilliant Prof

[marybourg]

19. "Amount of boats"??

Where did these people learn English?

[malaise]

69. Breaks my heart daily

guess we can't count them under water

[Paladin]

20. Somebody break into trump's golf game and let him know. (nt)

[CanonRay]

21. This is too freaking good to be true

Tots and pears. Perfect analogy for Trump's campaign.

[tblue37]

37. Womp womp. nt

[Mersky]

22. The metaphor deepens: they're doing it to themselves 😂

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Kicking up so much wake in rough waters! Bwah, ha, bwahahahahahaha!!

[lapfog_1]

27. That is some serious wave action for a lake

where is this again? Texas?

[dalton99a]

29. Outside Austin, Texas

[Blue Owl]

40. The seas were angry that day, my friends...

Like an old man throwing soup at a rally...

[SMC22307]

77. "Is that a Titleist?"

Nice twist on a classic... well done!

[Mersky]

43. Oh, it's wild alright, that they managed to do this

We’ve actually had rain and thunderstorms in Austin this week - a nice change from the triple digit heat. However, it’s been rather mild so far today.

Have been trying to determine how they managed to f’ck themselves up so royally on Lake Travis. Found a wind vector chart that turned a bit dodgy around the time the sinking began.

I probably shouldn’t laugh so hard, hope no one gets seriously hurt, and that maybe they learn something about being absolute numbnuts on the water and in life.

[Mariana]

65. That has to be a wake from a bigger boat. nt.

[JustGene]

32. Darn

I was hoping for frogmen

[malaise]

24. Are you sure it's the boats or the campaign?

[Gothmog]

72. #AntifaNavy

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[smirkymonkey]

26. Whomp whomp.

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[pwb]

28. The dock owners on shore should be pissed.

Big waves wreak docks. But trumpers don't care about others property. They got a boat they are special. Not.

[Blue Owl]

31. Great optics there -- the tRump showboats sinking into the lake of blue...

[bullimiami]

33. tfb

[Grasswire2]

36. And now there's a Trump boat on fire at Lake Havasu!

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[tblue37]

38. God works in mysterious ways. nt

[Totally Tunsie]

59. I'm convinced God is a Democrat.

[dalton99a]

39. +1

[superpatriotman]

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[aidbo]

42. My sister lives near this lake.

And she had just sent me a text complaining about the trump boat parade. Then I came to DU and saw this so I sent her a link and was like ‘Holly, what did you do!?’

[Tactical Peek]

45. BOLO for rats.

[Gothmog]

46. From the Hoarse Whisperer

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[pnwest]

48. As long as no one loses their life, otherwise...

[beachbumbob]

49. karma

[Bengus81]

50. Drunk Trump gun nuts shooting a hole in their boat?

It could happen!!!

[Gothmog]

51. #Dumbkirk is trending

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[Mersky]

58. LOL

[Gothmog]

60. I agree

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[russiamommy]

52. Sucking in water...

They’re such suckers.

[Ferrets are Cool]

53. One too many flags

[Gothmog]

56. For this thread

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[NameAlreadyTaken]

57. They must not be rescued by public responders - that would be SOCIALISM!

[Vinca]

62. What a perfect metaphor for the Trump presidency.

[yellowcanine]

63. Oh the humanity!

Let the Titanic metaphors abound!

[AnnieBW]

64. LOL!

I guess the Trumpers were up a creek without a paddle!

[gulliver]

66. They probably took on a little water and drilled holes in the hull to let the water out.

Seriously, hope they survived and weren't, say, boating drunk.

[Gothmog]

70. Antifa submarines are the only way to explain this. Period.

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[Nevilledog]

73. ...

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[Grasswire2]

74. Tweet of the day: DUMBKIRK. nt

[mcar]

75. Well played, Karma

[MyNameGoesHere]

76. Sink motherfuckers, sink.