Actual photo of Trump parade boats sinking from a few hours ago

[riversedge]

aww. too bad.



Actual photo of Trump parade boats sinking from a few hours ago

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[riversedge]

1. The boat sunk but the dude in the jet ski saved the trump2020 flag yo

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[Sogo]

8. The Trump Navy.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. McFail's Navy.

[ornotna]

12. Nice

[MrsMatt]

25. twitter hashtag is #Dumbkirk n/t

[kairos12]

35. Perfect!

[BComplex]

88. McFail's Navy! LOL!!!

[malaise]

14. Literally

[TheBlackAdder]

53. People in the water and he 'saves' a $20 flag. What are the odds that he keeps it?

.

My bet is he's the guy that picks a dead person's wallet at a crash scene, or worse.

.

[louis-t]

64. He's stealing the flag.

He thinks people whose boats sink are suckers and losers.

[Botany]

2. Schadenfreude

scha·den·freu·de

noun: Schadenfreude; noun: schadenfreude
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

BTW closing the boats bailing valves or scuppers is always a good thing.

or did it get swamped by other boats' wake?

[lame54]

3. The S.S. Metaphor

[wryter2000]

5. DUzy

I sure miss the DUzies

[mnmoderatedem]

6. yeah I was going to say

now THERE'S a metaphor if I ever saw one.

You beat me to it!

[Laelth]

11. +1 n/t

-Laelth

[JudyM]

39. Very nice!

[hibbing]

48. Quality n/t

[LAS14]

83. Zing! nt

[riversedge]

4. more pics............

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[flamin lib]

16. I posted elsewhere that I couldn't understand how a boat could

sink in clear calm weather.

Now I know.

The big boats create really big wakes that can break over the gunnel of a smaller boat or worse break over the bow causing the boat to literally submarine.

That happens when an asshole in a big boat fails to recognize that proceeding at speed in proximity to small craft is a recipe for disaster. I've seen it happen.

Hope the owner of the big boat is arrested and charged for reckless boating and endangering others. The water is not a hospitable place for air breathing creatures.

[tom_kelly]

18. Typical trumpers... I got my big ole boat, F$@& you!

[SMC22307]

75. Many people on this site think all Trump supporters are toothless hillbillies...

...and poor white working class. Many are, but they're also people with A LOT of money who give Fat Nixon credit for "their" booming economy. Many are perplexed as to who could still vote for Drumpf, but as long as these MAGATs are rolling in the dough, they don't care about BLM, pussy-grabbing, mocking the disabled, trashing veterans, caging kids, etc. Democrats need to remember that as we head into November.

[betsuni]

91. I think most are aware that Trump voters are wealthier and it's an education/cultural gap

more than economics. Rich people who act like, maybe think, they are working class.

[JHB]

24. It's "F*ck your feelings" in an explicitly physically form.

[Blue_true]

44. Don't you mean "owners" of the big "boats"?

That small boat looked like it was in a whirlpool. Takes more than 1 big boat to do that.

[flamin lib]

76. What happens when two wakes converge is a phenomenon

boaters refer to as "haystacks". Waves collide from different directions and culminate in stationary (for a very short time) towers of water. It's a mess. And if you happen to be a water skier who gets dragged through a patch of haystacks it's an exciting event!

[Blue_true]

79. That's one experience that I will pass on. nt

[thenelm1]

40. "Swallowed by wave"

(The term refers to a literal translation from a Japanese publication of the demise of a Japanese pilot that a friend of mine was researching years ago. Seems an apt description here. In this case it looks like everyone was OK, including the flags, minus the boat. Wonder how one explains this on an insurance claim, assuming the boat was insured.)

[SMC22307]

70. #YachtsAndPrayers #SealTeamAntifa

Twitter's having a field day with this...

[2naSalit]

7. Apparently the boaters don't get that

big waves can swallow them. Looks like mother nature is having a little fun with them.

[MontanaMama]

68. Probably the Deep State hit them

from underneath with soup can torpedoes. Seriously...I haven’t laughed this hard in forever.

[2naSalit]

73. I've been laughing about it for hours.

Even told a couple buddies about it and they are laughing too.

How appropriate that they would sink while parading around like the assholes they really are, and they get trumped by nature!

[MontanaMama]

74. ETTD.

Universal law. No exceptions.

[Ferrets are Cool]

9. One too many flags

[stopdiggin]

13. That's what did it!

too many flags -- too little gray matter.
"Haven't had so much fun since ma' little sister ...."

[Liberal In Texas]

15. 4 Boats sunk.

The New York Times
@nytimes
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30m
At least four boats sank at an event promoted as a Trump Boat Parade on Lake Travis in Texas on Saturday, the authorities said.

[soldierant]

27. Totally off topic, but

you just reminded my quirky brain of an old joke about a headline in Paris after three cats, sadly, drowned in the Seine ...
"Un, deux, trois cats sank"

[sunonmars]

17. Stupid is as stupid does.......

[Paladin]

19. Boat rally on Lake Travis, on a warm Saturday?

I can assure you that there was a gracious plenty of alcohol and recreational drugs involved. Hope trump enjoyed the spectacle...

[trof]

20. I figured they just forgot to replace the bilge drain plugs.

[Brother Buzz]

50. You don't need sissy bilge drain plugs is you go fast enough

I'm just saying.

[trof]

60. True, as long as you don't stop.

[Thekaspervote]

21. "I don't really care...do you?" Or better yet "it is what it is!"

[Paladin]

22. Stolen from another thread: Next time, boat by mail! (nt)

[riversedge]

23. I had to chuckle at that one. thanks

[Nevilledog]

26. Boater suppression!

[soldierant]

29. Boating by male

may be part of the problem.

I see a lot of pictures of men doing dumb things captioned "Reasons why women live longer than men." The other way around, not so much.

[kskiska]

28. Help is on the way

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[rockfordfile]

80. hahahahaha

[ariesgem]

82. LMAO!!!

[oasis]

90. Lol.

Luv it.

[George II]

30. Sums up the trump campaign perfectly.

[R Merm]

31. Thoughts and prayers

[Mr. Ected]

32. I've got a sinking feeling these are Trump's Not-So-Swift Boaters

I think they just found the fascist way to the bottom.

[mwooldri]

42. Maybe they got their boats from the Swift trucking company?

Thinking they were getting Swift boats but not knowing what Swift has a reputation for... (See What I F'd Today, Sure We're Insured For That...)

[Blue_true]

52. I'll drink to that. nt

[Sloumeau]

33. Apparently, God decided that he had had enough of Trump loving,

self-entitled White people with more money than brains.

[RainCaster]

34. Those rescue boats are a socialist scheme

[kairos12]

36. Those are the suckers and losers!

[Tanuki]

37. Someone's rocking their dreamboat

[Demovictory9]

38. Ironic. Glad no one was hurt

[LovingA2andMI]

41. Too Bad...

The Boats did not completely sink, with occupants.

[bucolic_frolic]

43. Trump had a marina in Atlantic City

before the casino sank

[PubliusEnigma]

45. #Dumbkirk works on so many levels

Especially the one where Trump is a fat, dumb Captain Kirk leading this Armada of Fail.

[ashredux]

46. Apparently, more than one was in great trouble. Several were taking on water

[SayItLoud]

47. tRUMP will claim Biden had dark secret submarines ......NT.

[iluvtennis]

49. so, guess these trump would call his supporters losers and suckers since they allowed their

boats to sink.

[relayerbob]

51. Drivers of little boats are losers

They got what they deserved

It is what it is

[Ligyron]

54. Doesn't the Captain have to go down with the ship?

Donald?

It could be a practice run.

[Evolve Dammit]

55. Drain the Lake! or Drain the Boats? Make America Swim Again! TexASSHATS.

[rso]

56. Boats

Will be forever recorded in the annals of naval history as “Dumbkirk”.

[usaf-vet]

57. Of course, considering the Albatross hanging around every repugs neck. More sinking to come Nov. 3rd

[LS_Editor]

58. I hope it's nothing too minor.

[TNNurse]

59. I am attempting to measure my level of concern,

but it is non existent.

[mtngirl47]

61. First thing that came to my mind was Colbert's book

"Whose Boat is this Boat?"

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[kentuck]

62. Schadenfreude

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[marble falls]

63. The boats make great reefs once the gasoline and oil get gone.

[AllyCat]

65. The result of another successful super-duper secret Antifa commander meeting!

[TheCowsCameHome]

66. No worries - look at the bright side!

https://video.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t42.4659-2/118665170_4601714366507211_6556639805550577162_n.mp4?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=73e57b&_nc_ohc=AkoZ51wWyP0AX8P04ZT&_nc_ht=video.fbed1-2.fna&oh=663560e7aebc10aa2f7480eb2cd8f399&oe=5F543858

[keithbvadu2]

67. D'ya suppose alcohol could have been present?

D'ya suppose alcohol could have been present?

(Sarcasm thingie goes here.)

[Heartstrings]

69. I heard that the boats were named

“Truth”, “Pandemic Response”, “Racial Justice”, and “The Economy”.....

It is what it is....

[roamer65]

71. It is what it is.

Who cares?


I don’t.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

72. Darwinism?

[Blue Owl]

77. The PoseiDON Adventure

Goodbye, Don!

[NoMoreRepugs]

78. Priceless! Deplorables sinking.

[BSdetect]

81. Going down like a Trump business ...

[geomon666]

84. .

[maxrandb]

85. You scratched my anchor

https://m.

[DesertRat]

86. This is a shallow calm lake. These fools sunk their own boats

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[Lasher]

89. Gotta gun them bigass engines

Shows everybody how manly you are.

[malaise]

92. Regulations - what effin' regulations

This is a toxic mix of MAGAts, alcohol,no life jackets and showing off on the little guy and his little boat. Others said it best - a metaphor for king Con's world

[malaise]

93. Regulations - what effin' regulations

This is a toxic mix of MAGAts, alcohol,no life jackets and showing off on the little guy and his little boat. Others said it best - a metaphor for king Con's world

[Hekate]

87. Belated KnR