#Dumbkirk trending. The Trumptilla sinking in Texas

[underpants]

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[malaise]

1. Boat by Mail

Hysterically funny

Get thee to the greatest page

[Ferrets are Cool]

3. Boat by mail may be the funniest line of the month!!!

[malaise]

5. Hahahahahha

I laughed so loud that I scared one of the cats

[malaise]

7. The entire thread may well win funniest tweets

of the campaign

[crickets]

63. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Glorious!

[George II]

62. I choked when I saw that. One of the best lines in a month.

[malaise]

68. It really is an instant classic

[MontanaMama]

67. That looks suspiciously like

A BLUE WAVE! Whoopsie daisy.

[malaise]

69. Hehehehehhe

A blue wave

[MerryBlooms]

100. !

[MerryBlooms]

101. Ha!

Armadageddon!

[malaise]

103. Too good

[Gothmog]

2. LOL

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[malaise]

10. I love this

The face of the cold realisation you might have made the wrong choice.
Notice that he still has a huge cup in his hand

[tblue37]

13. Notice the kid with no life jacket. nt

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[underpants]

30. Charles Pierce is having lots of fun. Going back to his legendary sports days.

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[Sogo]

4. LMAO!!

[TheBlackAdder]

59. Wave! Goodbye.

[Laffy Kat]

6. This is hysterical.

[underpants]

28. You want funny?

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[Laffy Kat]

31. LOL. The Captain of his ship.

[Kid Berwyn]

58. Glad he's wearing a mask.

The social distancing seems a bit wet, perhaps.

[Laffy Kat]

70. Hahahaha.

[hlthe2b]

8. Gawd, the tweets write themselves..LOL Maybe there is a God/Goddess (with a perverse sense of humor)

[Takket]

9. i hope no one dies..........

because i'm laughing my ASS off at dumbkirk and all these idiots LOL but death will ruin the fun.

I'm sure they all saw the weather report but dismissed it as deep state scientist lies to get them to stay home, and knew their GOD drumpf would guarantee them safe water. and even now that they have sunk, they will still rationalize it to themselves somehow that this is Obama's fault.............

IDIOTS

[BComplex]

34. This didn't happen because of the weather. The weather is great! This happened because

big boats were causing waves that swamped smaller boats.

They're all frikkin' geniuses!

[lunatica]

43. They were probably in a 5 mile an hour zone too.

And I didn’t see any life jackets.

Jesus! One big boat going too fast can wreak major havoc. Here there are lots of boats going too fast. Boaters should know better.

[malaise]

44. Jackets are like masks

Liberal violations of their freedumbs

[BComplex]

47. Lol!

Good one!

[BComplex]

46. "Boaters should know better"...true. But these are republicans. Trump supporters.

I wish they knew better than a lot of things they do.

[Chrisdutch]

88. The water is not so wide

Did anybody notice if they might have had their hoods on backwards and they kept bumping into each other?

[LuvNewcastle]

65. Just another example of people only taking

their own needs into consideration. Selfishness backfires, as one prominent Republican is now discovering.

[mzmolly]

73. LOL

[DBoon]

84. there is an analogy to Republican trickle down economics here

[tblue37]

11. Boat by mail! LOL! nt

[50 Shades Of Blue]

12. OMG Dying! Dumbkirk! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Vinca]

14. Dumbkirk - that's perfect.

[Laelth]

18. +1 n/t

-Laelth

[JustGene]

15. LMAO

Dumbasses

[Zorro]

16. I like this

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[wryter2000]

17. One of my faves

"It's not sinking. It's alternative buoyancy."

[malaise]

19. Damn that's good

[Blue Owl]

20. Yeah that'll happen when you carry water for tRump

n/t

[malaise]

24. Another DUzy

[underpants]

26. Oh!

[rdking647]

21. i prefer boats that dont sink...

[BComplex]

37. LOL!!

Yep. They're losers!

[JPbelgium]

22. Soupmarine reports mission accomplished Sir! (n/t)

[Gothmog]

36. Antifa submarines are the only way to explain this. Period.

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[Deb]

23. Republican Wakes for Biden!

[Journeyman]

25. Great thread. Lots of fun . . .

[underpants]

27. Charles Pierce is having himself quite a time

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[malaise]

29. OMFG

[underpants]

32. This whole thing is a hoot. Made my day.

Unfortunately the Derby is on NBC and the local station sucks on antenna (Apple TV)

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[malaise]

35. It really is a hoot

Thanks

[Laffy Kat]

33. Has anyone noticed that in the second photo, one of the guys sinking...

Is still holding his beer?

[malaise]

39. See #10 but I don't know what's in the cup

Bet you're right

[Laffy Kat]

45. You're right, it was an assumption on my part.

It could be a screwdriver or bloody Mary.

[malaise]

49. Mountain Dew and Bourbon

[Laffy Kat]

71. Please tell me that's not really a thing.

[malaise]

75. What!

It's a big thing - there are recipes on line

https://www.liquor.com/recipes/family-traditions/

[Laffy Kat]

77. My most sincere apologies.

Obviously, I do not know what I'm talking about. But still:

[GoneOffShore]

94. No way am I clicking on that link.

[BComplex]

38. Hahaha! The ones that sunk had "prexisting conditions"!!

The one holding a beer isn't a dude. That's a grandmother.

[NightWatcher]

40. I don't know about you but damn, do I feel pwned and triggered.

Sitting here all dry and shit. They really showed me.

[kairos12]

41. Makes my DAY! LOOOOOL!

[Renew Deal]

42. Should Lake Travis be renamed Antifa Lake?

[aquamarina]

48. Losers and suckers

I prefer boats that don’t sink!

[rdking647]

50. Lake Travis is claiming self defense

[malaise]

52. Word is that this is the dress rehearsal for what's to come for the Con's ship of state

aka The Titantic

[GopherGal]

90. Mother Nature's Troops can claim self defense

.. on behalf of the national parks opened for exploitation, and of course, the climate change policies of the repukes.

[Ligyron]

51. Damn, maybe there is a god.

Poseidon maybe?

[malaise]

53. DUzy

This thread will be bookmarked

[niyad]

54. KNR and bokmarking for when I need laughs.

[Midnight Writer]

55. Big boats sinking all the little boats. Sounds like a GOP economic plan.

[lastlib]

104. Where IS that "rising tide" when they need it?

[malaise]

56. Adding this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214029842

[Initech]

57. Dumbkirk... perfect!!!

[Gothmog]

60. #AntifaNavy

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[AllaN01Bear]

61. no life jackets and no masks . hem,

[MontanaMama]

64. Hmmm. Maybe the Deep State was using

soup can torpedoes to sink these dumbkirks. Sounds legit. Paging Q...

[Sloumeau]

66. I'm melting...MELTING...what a world! :) nt

[muntrv]

72. Dumb voters are dumb boaters.

[mzmolly]

74. "Live shot of the Antifa Navy firing soup torpedoes at the Trump flotilla." realTomChapman

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[GopherGal]

89. Can't ID the soup cans there...

but I assume Cream of Mushroom is preferred, if Stormy is to be believed.

[malaise]

76. PinBoy3niner would have loved this thread

[underpants]

82. ❤️

[GulfCoast66]

91. Unfortunately no Buzzards involved.

[malaise]

95. LOL

for one of the greatest threads of all time

[leighbythesea2]

105. If only!

We'd have jokes for a week.

[louis-t]

78. The Three Stooges bit with the submarine jumping out of the water

would be especially appropriate right about now.

[Evolve Dammit]

79. McFail's Navy

[underpants]

80. You nailed it.

[C Moon]

81. They're not wearing masks or life preservers. I wonder if they wear seat belts while driving?

[Drome]

83. Unlike the real Dunkirk, there were no casualties, sadly

Yes. Sadly. Herds need thinning sometimes, and these were Trump Cultists!

[phylny]

85. Someone had footage of boats sinking with the "Gilligan's Island" theme playing.

I wish I could find it again

[Chrisdutch]

86. A sinking feeling

I'm finding myself humming "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" right now.

[Hekate]

87. Belated KnR!

[malaise]

96. Coming up on CNN

[Dukkha]

92. A storm you can't blame "teh gays" on

suck it Dumbkirks!

[OldEuropean]

93. Too funny thread :)

Drumpf to his MAGA minions: Boat twice!

or

Stormy Daniels revenge

[malaise]

97. Hehehehehe

They couldn't even boat once

[Crunchy Frog]

98. Life jackets are tyrrany. n/t

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

99. Move over Swanson, I'm driving!

[MerryBlooms]

102. R&K

[smirkymonkey]

106. This thread is hilarious!

[llmart]

107. This thread is hilarious!

It's right up there with the threads we saw about the Civil War Battle of Bowling Green.