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Laelth

(32,017 posts) Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:22 PM Sep 2020

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The Battle of Lake Travis--an alternate theory

While it is generally believed that the Antifa submarine fleet is principally responsible for our overwhelming victory in the Battle of Lake Travis, in which the Magat Armada was decimated, new evidence has come to light suggesting that Seal Team Antifa planted canned-soup mines along the Armada’s expected trajectory causing significant damage (and, mercifully, no loss of life). Just utter humiliation.

Link to tweet

Scroll down in the Tweet thread to get the Seal Team Antifa theory. Evidently, navy beans work best.

#Dumbkirk

-Laelth

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The Battle of Lake Travis--an alternate theory (Original Post) Laelth Sep 2020 OP

To the greatest page for the canned soup mines malaise Sep 2020 #1

At last! A use for "Manhattan Style" Clam Chowder gratuitous Sep 2020 #21

Someone posted about soupedo malaise Sep 2020 #22

much like the cow that jumped the barb wire fence lapfog_1 Sep 2020 #2

Hey Carmine, when you're dealing with Trump, that ain't all that's microscopic... Blue Owl Sep 2020 #3

Dumbkirk. Iggo Sep 2020 #4

THAT comment, I'll have you know... dixiegrrrrl Sep 2020 #26

Can't take credit for it... Iggo Sep 2020 #29

this thread... Chili Sep 2020 #5

Not just ANY soup.... Zambero Sep 2020 #6

jaws theme AllaN01Bear Sep 2020 #7

jaws theme AllaN01Bear Sep 2020 #8

Mini subs from North Korea! TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 #9

never look at facts when a conspiracy theory will do. i'm amazed any of these people can Takket Sep 2020 #10

It's a real conundrum. n/t Laelth Sep 2020 #11

They wipe BEFORE. dchill Sep 2020 #28

I hope the soup was GOYA. Croney Sep 2020 #12

Hahahaha!!! EndlessWire Sep 2020 #13

I'd KICK but I already fell on the floor laughing! Guilded Lilly Sep 2020 #14

You are dealing with dumb fuck Trumpsters.....they ain't the sharpest knifes in the drawer... ashredux Sep 2020 #15

Boater suppression. denem Sep 2020 #16

LOL. Nice. n/t Laelth Sep 2020 #18

A problem with Sail in Ballast. denem Sep 2020 #20

It's Fonzi's fault BumRushDaShow Sep 2020 #17

K & R...for laughs... Wounded Bear Sep 2020 #19

Shhhhhh....Don't let QAnon hear about any of this! We'll just keep this a secret! Illumination Sep 2020 #23

LOL SunSeeker Sep 2020 #24

Kick cuz Ha! Nevilledog Sep 2020 #25

HBO is already planning a series (wait for it) Shame of Boats. n/t sarge43 Sep 2020 #27

malaise

(295,300 posts)

1. To the greatest page for the canned soup mines

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:24 PM

Sep 2020

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

21. At last! A use for "Manhattan Style" Clam Chowder

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:43 PM

Sep 2020

Torpedo bay loaded, cap'n.

malaise

(295,300 posts)

22. Someone posted about soupedo

Reply to gratuitous (Reply #21)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:47 PM

Sep 2020

I did laugh

lapfog_1

(31,861 posts)

2. much like the cow that jumped the barb wire fence

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:24 PM

Sep 2020

it was udder destruction

Blue Owl

(58,893 posts)

3. Hey Carmine, when you're dealing with Trump, that ain't all that's microscopic...

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:24 PM

Sep 2020

n/t

Iggo

(49,879 posts)

4. Dumbkirk.

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:26 PM

Sep 2020

#Dumbkirk

dixiegrrrrl

(60,156 posts)

26. THAT comment, I'll have you know...

Reply to Iggo (Reply #4)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:05 PM

Sep 2020

is the exact reason I miss "like" buttons here.

Iggo

(49,879 posts)

29. Can't take credit for it...

Reply to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #26)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 11:24 PM

Sep 2020

....but it’s the funniest thing I heard all day.

Chili

(1,725 posts)

5. this thread...

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:26 PM

Sep 2020

"Damn the soupedoes, full speed ahead!"

Zambero

(9,966 posts)

6. Not just ANY soup....

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:38 PM

Sep 2020

It was a deadly brand of pre-flatulated killer bean soup, highly explosive and also heavily irradiated to make it a very dirty (and smelly) bomb as well!

AllaN01Bear

(29,223 posts)

7. jaws theme

Reply to Zambero (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:47 PM

Sep 2020

AllaN01Bear

(29,223 posts)

8. jaws theme

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:48 PM

Sep 2020

TheBlackAdder

(29,981 posts)

9. Mini subs from North Korea!

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:51 PM

Sep 2020

Takket

(23,666 posts)

10. never look at facts when a conspiracy theory will do. i'm amazed any of these people can

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:54 PM

Sep 2020

so much as wipe their own ass after taking a shit for how brainless they are.

Laelth

(32,017 posts)

11. It's a real conundrum. n/t

Reply to Takket (Reply #10)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:58 PM

Sep 2020

-Laelth

dchill

(42,660 posts)

28. They wipe BEFORE.

Reply to Takket (Reply #10)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:14 PM

Sep 2020

Croney

(5,007 posts)

12. I hope the soup was GOYA.

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:58 PM

Sep 2020

For the karma.

EndlessWire

(8,103 posts)

13. Hahahaha!!!

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:58 PM

Sep 2020

Some reporter should ask him about the Battle and the casualty list.

Guilded Lilly

(5,591 posts)

14. I'd KICK but I already fell on the floor laughing!

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:21 PM

Sep 2020

ashredux

(2,926 posts)

15. You are dealing with dumb fuck Trumpsters.....they ain't the sharpest knifes in the drawer...

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:25 PM

Sep 2020

denem

(11,045 posts)

16. Boater suppression.

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:33 PM

Sep 2020

Laelth

(32,017 posts)

18. LOL. Nice. n/t

Reply to denem (Reply #16)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:36 PM

Sep 2020

-Laelth

denem

(11,045 posts)

20. A problem with Sail in Ballast.

Reply to Laelth (Reply #18)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:41 PM

Sep 2020

BumRushDaShow

(168,689 posts)

17. It's Fonzi's fault

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:35 PM

Sep 2020

Wounded Bear

(64,189 posts)

19. K & R...for laughs...

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:37 PM

Sep 2020

Illumination

(2,458 posts)

23. Shhhhhh....Don't let QAnon hear about any of this! We'll just keep this a secret!

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:59 PM

Sep 2020

SunSeeker

(58,181 posts)

24. LOL

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:01 PM

Sep 2020

Nevilledog

(55,006 posts)

25. Kick cuz Ha!

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:03 PM

Sep 2020

sarge43

(29,173 posts)

27. HBO is already planning a series (wait for it) Shame of Boats. n/t

Reply to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:13 PM

Sep 2020

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