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Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:22 PM

The Battle of Lake Travis--an alternate theory

While it is generally believed that the Antifa submarine fleet is principally responsible for our overwhelming victory in the Battle of Lake Travis, in which the Magat Armada was decimated, new evidence has come to light suggesting that Seal Team Antifa planted canned-soup mines along the Armadaís expected trajectory causing significant damage (and, mercifully, no loss of life). Just utter humiliation.






Scroll down in the Tweet thread to get the Seal Team Antifa theory. Evidently, navy beans work best.

#Dumbkirk




-Laelth

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Laelth Sep 5 OP
malaise Sep 5 #1
gratuitous Sep 5 #21
malaise Sep 5 #22
lapfog_1 Sep 5 #2
Blue Owl Sep 5 #3
Iggo Sep 5 #4
dixiegrrrrl Sep 5 #26
Iggo Sep 5 #29
Chili Sep 5 #5
Zambero Sep 5 #6
AllaN01Bear Sep 5 #7
AllaN01Bear Sep 5 #8
TheBlackAdder Sep 5 #9
Takket Sep 5 #10
Laelth Sep 5 #11
dchill Sep 5 #28
Croney Sep 5 #12
EndlessWire Sep 5 #13
Guilded Lilly Sep 5 #14
ashredux Sep 5 #15
denem Sep 5 #16
Laelth Sep 5 #18
denem Sep 5 #20
BumRushDaShow Sep 5 #17
Wounded Bear Sep 5 #19
Illumination Sep 5 #23
SunSeeker Sep 5 #24
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sarge43 Sep 5 #27

Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:24 PM

1. To the greatest page for the canned soup mines

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Response to malaise (Reply #1)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:43 PM

21. At last! A use for "Manhattan Style" Clam Chowder

Torpedo bay loaded, cap'n.

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Response to gratuitous (Reply #21)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:47 PM

22. Someone posted about soupedo

I did laugh

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:24 PM

2. much like the cow that jumped the barb wire fence

it was udder destruction

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:24 PM

3. Hey Carmine, when you're dealing with Trump, that ain't all that's microscopic...

n/t

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:26 PM

4. Dumbkirk.

#Dumbkirk

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Response to Iggo (Reply #4)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:05 PM

26. THAT comment, I'll have you know...



is the exact reason I miss "like" buttons here.


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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #26)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 11:24 PM

29. Can't take credit for it...

....but itís the funniest thing I heard all day.

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:26 PM

5. this thread...




"Damn the soupedoes, full speed ahead!"

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:38 PM

6. Not just ANY soup....

It was a deadly brand of pre-flatulated killer bean soup, highly explosive and also heavily irradiated to make it a very dirty (and smelly) bomb as well!

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Response to Zambero (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:47 PM

7. jaws theme

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:48 PM

8. jaws theme

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:51 PM

9. Mini subs from North Korea!

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:54 PM

10. never look at facts when a conspiracy theory will do. i'm amazed any of these people can

so much as wipe their own ass after taking a shit for how brainless they are.

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Response to Takket (Reply #10)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:58 PM

11. It's a real conundrum. n/t



-Laelth

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Response to Takket (Reply #10)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:14 PM

28. They wipe BEFORE.

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:58 PM

12. I hope the soup was GOYA.

For the karma.

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:58 PM

13. Hahahaha!!!

Some reporter should ask him about the Battle and the casualty list.

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:21 PM

14. I'd KICK but I already fell on the floor laughing!

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:25 PM

15. You are dealing with dumb fuck Trumpsters.....they ain't the sharpest knifes in the drawer...

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:33 PM

16. Boater suppression.

 

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Response to denem (Reply #16)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:36 PM

18. LOL. Nice. n/t



-Laelth

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Response to Laelth (Reply #18)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:41 PM

20. A problem with Sail in Ballast.

 

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:35 PM

17. It's Fonzi's fault



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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:37 PM

19. K & R...for laughs...

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:59 PM

23. Shhhhhh....Don't let QAnon hear about any of this! We'll just keep this a secret!

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:01 PM

24. LOL

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:03 PM

25. Kick cuz Ha!

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:13 PM

27. HBO is already planning a series (wait for it) Shame of Boats. n/t

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