My theory on #Dumbkirk. The people pulled out of Lake Travis

[rzemanfl]

did not own boats. They jumped out of other people's boats so they could be rescued and start GoFundMe pages to replace their non-existent boats with real ones.

[Walleye]

1. That is the best conspiracy theory of the week

[ariadne0614]

2. Deeply cynical, yet astute. n/t

[Blue Owl]

3. The ol' S.S. Steve Bannon

Sounds about right...

[rzemanfl]

4. Recreational boats don't sink. They have floatation. Mine got filled with water once.

It didn't sink. (I took a couple of big waves over the transom).

ON EDIT: I was not flying any flags though.

[malaise]

8. Don't rule it out

[DonaldsRump]

5. My theory is you have to be an idiot to get swamped in these conditions

It's very clear from everything we can see (weather reports, video, etc), that the weather was not bad. I am not the best sailor around (sail or motor), but it's pretty clear that the big boats swamped the smaller boats.

Trumpers: are you getting an 'effin clue yet?????

P.S. Russia: if you're listening, tell your midget dictator-for-life to stop poisoning your own people and start rescuing Trump and his supporters in the US. WE ARE WATCHING EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING!

[rzemanfl]

6. Yeah, but my theory has grift. They love their grift. n/t

[C_U_L8R]

9. Big boats swamping little boats.

It's the Republican way.

[rzemanfl]

15. An astute observation. The 1%, however, have SHIPS. n/t

[Nevilledog]

7. Unbelievably believable.

[StClone]

10. Witness the birth of Z-non

We are Z-NON!!! Join the movement! Add your voice! Tell the true story you've uncovered behind the lies, is the truth behind those lies!

We are the bright light shining!: Z-non (Xenon - THE BRIGHTEST Gas on Earth!

)

Our search begins where the alphabet ends to find that truth! Even if we have to invent it!

[rzemanfl]

12. Does this mean I have to get a web page? n/t

[StClone]

16. Maybe

The two most popular new homes for Qanon followers are Endchan and 8chan's successor 8kun.

[Silent3]

11. Sounds good, but the part of your theory I don't get...

... is where the pedophiles and lizard people fit in.

[rzemanfl]

13. The pedophiles are in charge of the children's size life jackets.

"Please help me replace the boat this child loved." No mention of the cramped quarters in the bilge the kid will have when not being raped.

The lizard people just say they have "sun damaged skin" and pass as humans.

[StClone]

14. You are confusing this movement with QAnon

QAnon (short for questionable and nonsensical)-we are not them.

Us Lizard people have the real goods-you just have to believe.

[Gothmog]

17. The Battle of Lake Travis

Link to tweet