The Battle of Lake Travis--a correction (I am in trouble.)

[Laelth]

Having posted, earlier today, a theory regarding our overwhelming victory in the Battle of Lake Travis, I was recently contacted by the top brass of the Antifa Navy and “strongly advised” to issue an immediate retraction and correction of my previous announcement on this forum.

I speculated that Seal Team Antifa was responsible for our decimation of the Magat Armada by use of carefully-planted canned-soup mines in the Armada‘s path. I was worng. It was, after all, the Antifa submarine fleet that deserves sole credit for our victory in this historic battle.

Here’s the photographic evidence:

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#Dumbkirk



-Laelth

[Gothmog]

1. #AntifaNavy

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[Laelth]

2. It can be fun on occasion.

Today, it’s a blast!



-Laelth

[3Hotdogs]

20. This is a worse defeat for truth and justice

than the Bowling Green Massacre.

[Devilsun]

3. The hunt for dead October 🤣🤣🤣

[Laelth]

4. Nice! n/t

-Laelth

[Devilsun]

6. Rumor has it the mushroom cloud soup packs the deadliest punch😏

[Laelth]

10. Very likely.

-Laelth

[Grokenstein]

5. "SOUP!! SOUP OFF TH' STARBOARD BOW!!"

[Laelth]

26. "LAUNCH COUNTERMEASURES"

“Throw the women in the water to get the soup. Guard the beer!”



-Laelth

[Newest Reality]

7. I heard that...

I heard that the Momrines coordinated the operation and provided key logistics.

[Laelth]

8. That's top secret information, afaik.

Shhh ...



-Laelth

[Newest Reality]

9. Sorry!

A slip of the lip can sink a ship as they used to say.

My bad!

[Roland99]

11. #Dumbkirk

lmao

[rgbecker]

12. Commander in Chief lays it out for you dummies.

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[Laelth]

13. He admits it!

Antifa strategy is working!

More soup!



-Laelth

[bucolic_frolic]

14. THANK YOU! SoupAnon welcomes your expertise, and recommends your promotion to Admiral

I am commandeering a putt-putt boat armada to help you.

[BigmanPigman]

15. Are you sure those aren't cans of Goya beans?

[tblue37]

16. The Spanish Armada--a lot of those boats sank, too, despite their arrogance. nt

[Lasher]

17. Fire forward soup tube one!

[George II]

18. You've got me crying here. Either way, the Antifa Navy destroyed the trump Armada.

[MontanaMama]

19. I've not laughed this much

in the last 4 years! It feels so good.

[SergeStorms]

21. It's great to see everyone laugh...

at Donny's Dummies. There's been a dearth of laughter on DU of late, and it's good practice for the humiliating defeat they're going to suffer on November 3, 2020.

[dvan]

22. I live in Austin (Lakeway)

right next to Lake Travis. These morons made my day. I saw a bunch of trucks this morning/afternoon sporting their “Trump 2020 No More Bullshit” flags and thought about how wonderful it would be if their boat parade ran into some choppy waters. Sure enough, because of their own stupidity and refusal to follow basic safety rules, they sucked up public tax money (fire fighters, rescue boats, etc) because well...... freedom!

[torius]

23. They can return fire with Goya beans

who will win? Soup or beans?

[keithbvadu2]

24. Release the Kraken!

Release the Kraken!

[NoMoreRepugs]

25. I laughed so hard I broke wind and woke up my Dobey.

Seriously funny stuff.

[onethatcares]

27. Official song??

"In the Navy" by the Village People.

[Laelth]

29. I like it. n/t

-Laelth

[mcar]

28. ...

[Gothmog]

30. LOL

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[Gothmog]

31. The Battle of Lake Travis

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[Blue Owl]

32. The Spoils of Warhol

n/t

[dixiegrrrrl]

33. Very good!!!!