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Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:17 PM

The Battle of Lake Travis--a correction (I am in trouble.)

Having posted, earlier today, a theory regarding our overwhelming victory in the Battle of Lake Travis, I was recently contacted by the top brass of the Antifa Navy and “strongly advised” to issue an immediate retraction and correction of my previous announcement on this forum.

I speculated that Seal Team Antifa was responsible for our decimation of the Magat Armada by use of carefully-planted canned-soup mines in the Armada‘s path. I was worng. It was, after all, the Antifa submarine fleet that deserves sole credit for our victory in this historic battle.

Here’s the photographic evidence:



#Dumbkirk



-Laelth

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Reply The Battle of Lake Travis--a correction (I am in trouble.) (Original post)
Laelth Sep 5 OP
Gothmog Sep 5 #1
Laelth Sep 5 #2
3Hotdogs Sep 5 #20
Devilsun Sep 5 #3
Laelth Sep 5 #4
Devilsun Sep 5 #6
Laelth Sep 5 #10
Grokenstein Sep 5 #5
Laelth Sep 6 #26
Newest Reality Sep 5 #7
Laelth Sep 5 #8
Newest Reality Sep 5 #9
Roland99 Sep 5 #11
rgbecker Sep 5 #12
Laelth Sep 5 #13
bucolic_frolic Sep 5 #14
BigmanPigman Sep 5 #15
tblue37 Sep 5 #16
Lasher Sep 5 #17
George II Sep 5 #18
MontanaMama Sep 5 #19
SergeStorms Sep 5 #21
dvan Sep 5 #22
torius Sep 5 #23
keithbvadu2 Sep 5 #24
NoMoreRepugs Sep 6 #25
onethatcares Sep 6 #27
Laelth Sep 6 #29
mcar Sep 6 #28
Gothmog Sep 6 #30
Gothmog Sep 6 #31
Blue Owl Sep 6 #32
dixiegrrrrl Sep 6 #33

Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:20 PM

1. #AntifaNavy

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #1)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:22 PM

2. It can be fun on occasion.

Today, it’s a blast!



-Laelth

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #1)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 11:29 PM

20. This is a worse defeat for truth and justice

than the Bowling Green Massacre.

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:33 PM

3. The hunt for dead October 🤣🤣🤣

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Response to Devilsun (Reply #3)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:35 PM

4. Nice! n/t



-Laelth

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Response to Devilsun (Reply #3)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:46 PM

6. Rumor has it the mushroom cloud soup packs the deadliest punch😏

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Response to Devilsun (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 10:07 PM

10. Very likely.





-Laelth

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:38 PM

5. "SOUP!! SOUP OFF TH' STARBOARD BOW!!"

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Response to Grokenstein (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 08:58 AM

26. "LAUNCH COUNTERMEASURES"

“Throw the women in the water to get the soup. Guard the beer!”



-Laelth

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 09:50 PM

7. I heard that...

I heard that the Momrines coordinated the operation and provided key logistics.

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Response to Newest Reality (Reply #7)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 10:06 PM

8. That's top secret information, afaik.

Shhh ...



-Laelth

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Response to Laelth (Reply #8)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 10:07 PM

9. Sorry!

A slip of the lip can sink a ship as they used to say.

My bad!

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 10:08 PM

11. #Dumbkirk

lmao

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 10:23 PM

12. Commander in Chief lays it out for you dummies.

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Response to rgbecker (Reply #12)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 10:27 PM

13. He admits it!

Antifa strategy is working!

More soup!



-Laelth

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 10:37 PM

14. THANK YOU! SoupAnon welcomes your expertise, and recommends your promotion to Admiral

I am commandeering a putt-putt boat armada to help you.

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 10:47 PM

15. Are you sure those aren't cans of Goya beans?

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 10:51 PM

16. The Spanish Armada--a lot of those boats sank, too, despite their arrogance. nt

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 10:57 PM

17. Fire forward soup tube one!

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 11:07 PM

18. You've got me crying here. Either way, the Antifa Navy destroyed the trump Armada.

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Response to George II (Reply #18)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 11:10 PM

19. I've not laughed this much

in the last 4 years! It feels so good.

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 11:30 PM

21. It's great to see everyone laugh...

at Donny's Dummies. There's been a dearth of laughter on DU of late, and it's good practice for the humiliating defeat they're going to suffer on November 3, 2020.

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 11:32 PM

22. I live in Austin (Lakeway)

right next to Lake Travis. These morons made my day. I saw a bunch of trucks this morning/afternoon sporting their “Trump 2020 No More Bullshit” flags and thought about how wonderful it would be if their boat parade ran into some choppy waters. Sure enough, because of their own stupidity and refusal to follow basic safety rules, they sucked up public tax money (fire fighters, rescue boats, etc) because well...... freedom!

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 11:48 PM

23. They can return fire with Goya beans

who will win? Soup or beans?

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 11:55 PM

24. Release the Kraken!

Release the Kraken!

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 12:11 AM

25. I laughed so hard I broke wind and woke up my Dobey.

Seriously funny stuff.

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 09:12 AM

27. Official song??

"In the Navy" by the Village People.

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Response to onethatcares (Reply #27)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:34 AM

29. I like it. n/t



-Laelth

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 09:54 AM

28. ...

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 02:16 PM

31. The Battle of Lake Travis

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 02:25 PM

32. The Spoils of Warhol

n/t

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #32)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:08 PM

33. Very good!!!!



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