Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:17 AM
For Immediate Release--ANTIFA NAVY HIGH COMMANDPORTLAND—09.06.20 Following our historic victory at the Battle of Lake Travis, the Antifa Navy High Command extends its appreciation and respect to the brave citizen-warriors who participated in the battle and apologizes to the hungry poor whose food banks generously donated all the soup expended in the campaign. Your sacrifice shall not be in vain! Preliminary casualty lists are being assembled, but we won’t know the full extent of the carnage until the Magats file all of their insurance claims. Magats, obviously, believe in “personal responsibility.” That’s why they are itching to have their insurance companies pick up the tab for their own, reckless stupidity. More information forthcoming as it becomes available. 
-Laelth
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Author | Time | Post |
 For Immediate Release--ANTIFA NAVY HIGH COMMAND (Original post) |
Laelth | Sep 2020 | OP |
| pwb | Sep 2020 | #1 | |
| kurtcagle | Sep 2020 | #2 | |
| vlyons | Sep 2020 | #3 | |
| Sancho | Sep 2020 | #4 | |
| underpants | Sep 2020 | #5 | |
| niyad | Sep 2020 | #6 | |
| RainCaster | Sep 2020 | #7 | |
| 2naSalit | Sep 2020 | #8 |
Response to Laelth (Original post)
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:20 AM
pwb (9,539 posts)
1. I bet some that sank were rented.
Response to Laelth (Original post)
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:21 AM
kurtcagle (1,515 posts)
2. I wondered why
Response to Laelth (Original post)
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:21 AM
vlyons (9,492 posts)
3. The Antifa fleet is awesome!
Response to Laelth (Original post)
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:28 AM
Sancho (8,857 posts)
4. The bottom line (pun intended) is that ballots were delivered to buoy boxes on schedule!!
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...the votes are cast (off) even though MF45 is still underwater!
"Damn the soup, full speed ahead"!  |
Response to Laelth (Original post)
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 11:30 AM
underpants (175,352 posts)
5. G2 intelligence reports
Response to Laelth (Original post)
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 11:35 AM
niyad (98,970 posts)
6. Now that I have stopped laughing, you KNOW that the tinfoil brigade will see this as proof of
Response to Laelth (Original post)
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 11:36 AM
RainCaster (9,430 posts)
7. Those who don't believe in government programs as "socialist" were happy to be rescued...
