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Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:17 AM

For Immediate Release--ANTIFA NAVY HIGH COMMAND


PORTLAND—09.06.20

Following our historic victory at the Battle of Lake Travis, the Antifa Navy High Command extends its appreciation and respect to the brave citizen-warriors who participated in the battle and apologizes to the hungry poor whose food banks generously donated all the soup expended in the campaign. Your sacrifice shall not be in vain!

Preliminary casualty lists are being assembled, but we won’t know the full extent of the carnage until the Magats file all of their insurance claims. Magats, obviously, believe in “personal responsibility.” That’s why they are itching to have their insurance companies pick up the tab for their own, reckless stupidity.

More information forthcoming as it becomes available.



-Laelth

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Laelth Sep 6 OP
pwb Sep 6 #1
kurtcagle Sep 6 #2
vlyons Sep 6 #3
Sancho Sep 6 #4
underpants Sep 6 #5
niyad Sep 6 #6
RainCaster Sep 6 #7
2naSalit Sep 6 #8

Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:20 AM

1. I bet some that sank were rented.

It was reckless and damaging to the shore and docks too.

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:21 AM

2. I wondered why

all the torpedoes had Biden / Harris painted on them.

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:21 AM

3. The Antifa fleet is awesome!

eom

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 10:28 AM

4. The bottom line (pun intended) is that ballots were delivered to buoy boxes on schedule!!

...the votes are cast (off) even though MF45 is still underwater!

"Damn the soup, full speed ahead"!

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 11:30 AM

5. G2 intelligence reports

The Navy Bean soup worked best

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 11:35 AM

6. Now that I have stopped laughing, you KNOW that the tinfoil brigade will see this as proof of

their paranoid, alcohol-fueled fantasies. I hope it keeps them up at night!

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Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 11:36 AM

7. Those who don't believe in government programs as "socialist" were happy to be rescued...

... by the sherrifs office.

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Response to RainCaster (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 12:21 PM

8. +1

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