Sun Sep 6, 2020, 11:27 AM

Laelth (32,014 posts)

For Immediate Release--Magat Boat Captain Fails to Go Down with Ship

ANHC (Antifa Navy High Command)
PORTLAND—09.06.20

A Magat Boat Captain whose vessel was sunk by the Antifa Submarine Fleet in the historic Battle of Lake Travis explains his refusal to accept a life-vest due to his desire to go down with his ship.

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-Laelth

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52 replies	Author	Time	Post
For Immediate Release--Magat Boat Captain Fails to Go Down with Ship (Original post)	Laelth	Sep 2020	OP
Love the big cough at the end of all of his videos. He's awesome!	mucifer	Sep 2020	#1
I always enjoy his videos	XanaDUer2	Sep 2020	#3
He's a genius. For those unfamiliar his cough is to simulate a MAGAster who has	grantcart	Sep 2020	#23
I for one like boats that don't sink	jimlup	Sep 2020	#2
LOL! A commemorative ballad has been written:	CottonBear	Sep 2020	#4
Lol!	demmiblue	Sep 2020	#13
I feel the same way whenever I hear it.	CottonBear	Sep 2020	#17
+1	classof56	Sep 2020	#29
Nov 10 1975	ewagner	Sep 2020	#30
We live in a part of the country where family members of the Edmund Fitzgerald live yet today.	usaf-vet	Sep 2020	#33
It was a truly tragic event.	CottonBear	Sep 2020	#38
Too good	malaise	Sep 2020	#36
Lol, COWARD! No wonder he identifies with Chump!	MoonRiver	Sep 2020	#5
He's Going Down	COL Mustard	Sep 2020	#7
Clearly!	MoonRiver	Sep 2020	#14
He's not a MAGAt	malaise	Sep 2020	#6
Well, He Plays It Well!	COL Mustard	Sep 2020	#9
Up there with Colbert	malaise	Sep 2020	#10
Yes. Brent Terhune is the comedian's name.	Chiyo-chichi	Sep 2020	#35
+1,000	malaise	Sep 2020	#37
OMG, this is hilarious!	smirkymonkey	Sep 2020	#8
SS MAGAretaville	malaise	Sep 2020	#12
That was the best part!	smirkymonkey	Sep 2020	#15
He exposes their breathtaking hypocrisy so well	malaise	Sep 2020	#16
speww.....	ewagner	Sep 2020	#31
"Historic battle of Lake Travis"	Politicub	Sep 2020	#11
Read a funny comment on another site:	calguy	Sep 2020	#18
Oh, that is good! n/t	Laelth	Sep 2020	#19
That explains why the sharks didn't show up.	sarge43	Sep 2020	#20
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah	malaise	Sep 2020	#39
"the SS MAGA-ritaville!!!"	forgotmylogin	Sep 2020	#21
Another survivor:	demmiblue	Sep 2020	#22
That's cute.	gristy	Sep 2020	#24
I haven't laughed this much in ages	malaise	Sep 2020	#41
In a way I feel kind of bad when we laugh at others' misfortune.... losing your boat really sucks...	groundloop	Sep 2020	#25
Honestly, I think they forgot to close the drain plugs before launch.	Laelth	Sep 2020	#26
From the pictures, it appears	Mariana	Sep 2020	#32
Yup. I'm sure there are rules	LittleGirl	Sep 2020	#44
Whatever the hell else it is that Brett does for a living, he should seriously consider	Volaris	Sep 2020	#27
He's a touring professional comedian.	Chiyo-chichi	Sep 2020	#47
'Well now, dont I feel like a fuckin asshole.'--Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men	Volaris	Sep 2020	#50
A bunch of other nautical terms happened...	Frasier Balzov	Sep 2020	#28
Hilarious	malaise	Sep 2020	#34
No way this video is real	SpankMe	Sep 2020	#40
You are correct but it still funny.	gordianot	Sep 2020	#43
He's a satirist.	cwydro	Sep 2020	#46
If you haven't seen some of his other videos, here's his YouTube channel	SeattleVet	Sep 2020	#42
"If I'm not gonna wear a mask, I'm damn sure not gonna wear one of those life preservers..."	Ligyron	Sep 2020	#45
I honestly don't know what to say.	calimary	Sep 2020	#48
Bless you. Wish I knew you personally.	Laelth	Sep 2020	#49
Awwwwww...	calimary	Sep 2020	#51
Right back at ya. n/t	Laelth	Sep 2020	#52

Response to Laelth (Original post)

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 11:36 AM

mucifer (22,245 posts)

For Immediate Release--Magat Boat Captain Fails to Go Down with Ship

1. Love the big cough at the end of all of his videos. He's awesome!

3. I always enjoy his videos

23. He's a genius. For those unfamiliar his cough is to simulate a MAGAster who has

2. I for one like boats that don't sink

4. LOL! A commemorative ballad has been written:

13. Lol!

17. I feel the same way whenever I hear it.

29. +1

30. Nov 10 1975

33. We live in a part of the country where family members of the Edmund Fitzgerald live yet today.

38. It was a truly tragic event.

36. Too good

5. Lol, COWARD! No wonder he identifies with Chump!

7. He's Going Down

14. Clearly!

6. He's not a MAGAt

9. Well, He Plays It Well!

10. Up there with Colbert

35. Yes. Brent Terhune is the comedian's name.

37. +1,000

8. OMG, this is hilarious!

12. SS MAGAretaville

15. That was the best part!

16. He exposes their breathtaking hypocrisy so well

31. speww.....

11. "Historic battle of Lake Travis"

18. Read a funny comment on another site:

19. Oh, that is good! n/t

20. That explains why the sharks didn't show up.

39. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

21. "the SS MAGA-ritaville!!!"

22. Another survivor:

24. That's cute.

41. I haven't laughed this much in ages

25. In a way I feel kind of bad when we laugh at others' misfortune.... losing your boat really sucks...

26. Honestly, I think they forgot to close the drain plugs before launch.

32. From the pictures, it appears

44. Yup. I'm sure there are rules

27. Whatever the hell else it is that Brett does for a living, he should seriously consider

47. He's a touring professional comedian.

50. 'Well now, dont I feel like a fuckin asshole.'--Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men

28. A bunch of other nautical terms happened...

34. Hilarious

40. No way this video is real

43. You are correct but it still funny.

46. He's a satirist.

42. If you haven't seen some of his other videos, here's his YouTube channel

45. "If I'm not gonna wear a mask, I'm damn sure not gonna wear one of those life preservers..."

48. I honestly don't know what to say.

49. Bless you. Wish I knew you personally.

51. Awwwwww...

52. Right back at ya. n/t