Success! The Antifa Navy got away with it!

[Nevilledog]

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[LizBeth]

1. That the would actually have to put out no foul play. Damn these rw'ers should be embarrassed.

[LakeArenal]

2. Foul. There was Plenty of Foul. Believe me.

The most foul ever in history. People say the foulest thing they ever witnessed.
Folks, that is, who haven’t seen Dump in person.

[Nevilledog]

6. Some say the most foul.

[LakeArenal]

8. Everybody!!

[underpants]

3. Dilemma

Does the media expose and celebrate this success of the Antifa Navy OR does it go with the capitalism - big WINNER boats sink little LOSER boats - angle?

[LakeArenal]

11. Little boats sank and the big boys are seen smiling watching.

Eating their own and don’t even realize it.

[Walleye]

4. trumpers are all a bunch of boneheads, no brains in any of those boats

It was obvious what had happened to anybody with a kayak who’s ever watched these big ones speed past a Slow No Wake sign. Some of these guys are real jerks

[LakeArenal]

13. Didn't they sink small boats at the last boat parade?

Insanity rules.

[Walleye]

18. I think so. And in at least one of the parades one of the boats burned

Down to the waterline. Which is what trump is trying to do to our country.

[onethatcares]

25. the entire thing is a metaphor for

the republicant economic plan.

Rising wakes will sink most smaller boats.

[Walleye]

27. Good one!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. "No evidence of foul play"? Bullshit.

There's evidence of large boats piloted recklessly, if smaller boats were swamped. Somebody should be accountable.

Probably an off-duty deputy, drunk, speeding in a big boat.

[mr_lebowski]

9. Stupidity is not really what generally falls under the rubric of foul play

Nobody will be held accountable because unless there were collisions, it's impossible to determine who caused boats to sink. You can't tell 100% who caused waves that sunk the smaller boats when there's dozens of boats around an area.

Let me also just say over the whole situation.

What esp. hilarious is the video of one of the boats sinking, and nobody on it wearing a life jacket. Like they don't even put them on when their boat starts taking on water!

That's what fuckwits we're dealing with

[underpants]

10. It's a coverup. Forget Antifa, they are trying to distract from the "Elvis factor"

Danville’s own Mojo Nixon

You know what's going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.
Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is.

https://genius.com/Mojo-nixon-elvis-is-everywhere-lyrics

[raging moderate]

7. Dumpkirk.

A new legendary battle.

[Blue_true]

12. Because the Antifa Navy is invisible, a figment of the rights's paranoia. nt

[underpants]

17. Just because they can't see it

That’s all. Doesn’t mean it’s not there. I saw a video just a few minutes ago. I did.

[Blue_true]

23. You're right. Plus that Navy have those deadly soupcan torpedos,

nothing can withstand a stoke from one of those.

[backscatter712]

14. Definitely a lot of idiocy.

Nobody organized things, nobody was watching for safety problems. Of course, the boats, especially the big ones were going way too fast, thus their wakes swamping small boats.

[gibraltar72]

15. Our stealth submarines total success.

[procon]

16. Heh, heh, heh... Now they'll never know about the

covert use of our stealth submarine attacks on enemy fleets assigned to inland lakes and waterways.

Victory is ours!

[underpants]

19. This Antifa Navy thing is overblown

I see clear evidence of Antifa Seal teams at work with bags of soup.

[Sogo]

20. Dearest Annabel,

At first light, we awoke to find the waters calm and absent the Incumbent Flotilla. They had retreated under cover of darkness, and we now witness only the scattered remains of their presence on the water: Corona bottles, massive clumps of fabric which on closer examination are flags representing the incumbent, life vests, and dozens and dozens of surgical masks leading us to believe one of the ships that went down was a floating hospital. We are relieved that we no longer have to face the SS Metaphor or Old Ironysides in a protracted battle, for they are formidable. As I write this, we are breaking down camp and awaiting further orders. Rumors have circulated that some ponies have been taken out of commission for moving the mail, so if this letter takes longer to reach you, it is not because I am not thinking of you at all times and carrying you in my heart.

You loving husband,
Jebediah

[Nevilledog]

22. I love the letters from Lake Travis.... Needs to be a book!

[sop]

21. I knew that submarine George Soros bought for the Antifa Navy would come in handy some day.

[yellowcanine]

24. Anybody who boats knows about boat wakes. Every marina in the world has "No Wake" warning signs.

It was nuts to allow big boats to cruise around generating big wakes which swamped smaller boats. But big boats are kind of like big guns. You have one, you want to flaunt it.

[onethatcares]

26. navigational rules

usually you are responsible for the damage your wake causes. At least that's how it was explained to me in the DNR safe boating course but what the hell do those guys with badges know?

[yellowcanine]

28. Nothing says entitled like a heavy cruiser swamping a bunch of smaller boats with its wake.

It was a travesty at Lake Travis.