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Petty? Yes. Cohen describes trump's hair after a shower. (Original Post) Nevilledog Sep 2020 OP
I keep trying to get people to understand that is not his hair. Doreen Sep 2020 #1
I think it is an alien symbiont. Thomas Hurt Sep 2020 #29
I think you might be confusing Trump with Rand Paul. TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 #45
I don't give a damn what is on the outside of Trump's head Chainfire Sep 2020 #2
Indeed. And it appears to be... 2naSalit Sep 2020 #38
Trump's uber-sized ego... stillcool Sep 2020 #3
How long before we get a letter from his hairdresser? Fake News! Full head of hair! Nevilledog Sep 2020 #4
Exactly. He just can't let anything go. And the more he denies something the truer it is captain queeg Sep 2020 #7
Whoever s/he is will make a fortune with the tell-all book! MoonRiver Sep 2020 #13
I think I read somewhere that he does his own hair. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2020 #25
Here's what Bolton said. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #50
Finally! We've been going nuts trying to figure out lunatica Sep 2020 #5
... Nevilledog Sep 2020 #10
That's hysterical! lunatica Sep 2020 #15
Stole it from someone here.... Can't remember who. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #16
aaand into the meme file it goes. ihas2stinkyfeet Sep 2020 #28
ROFL! SammyWinstonJack Sep 2020 #41
Never knew he had a failed hair transplant operation IcyPeas Sep 2020 #6
Oh, yes, and his fury caused him to rape his first wife, Ivana, and tear her hair out. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2020 #11
Holy crap IcyPeas Sep 2020 #21
She did sign a NDA as part of the divorce settlement. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2020 #23
He should have been charged and tried and be UpInArms Sep 2020 #24
He should have never been born n/t moonscape Sep 2020 #32
First wife Ivana talked him into trying it. It failed, he was in pain, he ripped her hair out ... Hekate Sep 2020 #12
+1 Lucinda Sep 2020 #18
maybe he didn't pay the doc dweller Sep 2020 #14
He didn't. It was a messed up scalp reduction operation. nt tblue37 Sep 2020 #39
*snort* RockRaven Sep 2020 #8
I really don't want to see that. Yet I want the entire world to see it. smirkymonkey Sep 2020 #9
Yes. This is the thing that bothers #TraitorTrump underthematrix Sep 2020 #22
Doonesbury's renderings of Trump's scalp and hair are very explicit. He knows. nt Hekate Sep 2020 #17
It would be hilarious if someone shaved his head while he was sleeping. SamKnause Sep 2020 #19
Nah...don't shave it. SeattleVet Sep 2020 #31
Not much to shave Ahpook Sep 2020 #42
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Blue Owl Sep 2020 #20
It might be petty but . . . peggysue2 Sep 2020 #26
Carly Simon said it best Enterstageleft Sep 2020 #27
I just played that song on Youtube about 5 minutes ago! n/t trackfan Sep 2020 #47
Was it armpit hair? Wicked Blue Sep 2020 #30
"How Trump's Hair Works A visual guide according to one operating theory" BigmanPigman Sep 2020 #33
Another reason he hates Joe Biden. Mr.Bill Sep 2020 #34
Yuck! He's such a CREEP SHOW! Poor Michael Cohen having to witness all that...Must be Illumination Sep 2020 #35
Wonder what it looks like after a golden shower? spike jones Sep 2020 #36
now, if I could only unsee it. nt yaesu Sep 2020 #37
I hear you, yaesu Skittles Sep 2020 #46
What do you mean "Petty"???????????????????? onecent Sep 2020 #40
What do you mean "Petty" ...Are you drunk??? onecent Sep 2020 #43
Not petty for Michael....petty for me. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #44
Like this? robbedvoter Sep 2020 #48
Ha! Nevilledog Sep 2020 #49

Doreen

(11,686 posts)
1. I keep trying to get people to understand that is not his hair.
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 06:51 PM
Sep 2020

That my friends, is actually some poor creature from the Amazon that is being forced to stay on his head. It is always trying to escape.

Chainfire

(17,536 posts)
2. I don't give a damn what is on the outside of Trump's head
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 06:51 PM
Sep 2020

But what is on the inside disturbs me deeply.

captain queeg

(10,185 posts)
7. Exactly. He just can't let anything go. And the more he denies something the truer it is
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 06:58 PM
Sep 2020

Maybe SNL can talk Baldwin into doing a skit.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)
25. I think I read somewhere that he does his own hair.
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 07:38 PM
Sep 2020

No reputable hairdresser would claim responsibility for that weird construction.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
5. Finally! We've been going nuts trying to figure out
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 06:57 PM
Sep 2020

what that thing is on his head and how it gets there!

Still, it’s gotta be infinitely worse when it’s bed hair after sweaty sex.

Damn! I just grossed myself out!

IcyPeas

(21,865 posts)
6. Never knew he had a failed hair transplant operation
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 06:58 PM
Sep 2020

Learn something new every day.

Bet ya he sued the doctor.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)
11. Oh, yes, and his fury caused him to rape his first wife, Ivana, and tear her hair out.
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 07:07 PM
Sep 2020

according to a deposition she gave during their divorce proceedings.

According to Ivana’s sworn statements, her plastic surgeon, Dr. Steven Hoefflin, who had performed Donald’s waist and chin liposuction procedures, also performed his scalp reduction surgery. Hurt wrote in the Lost Tycoon that the recovery was painful and Donald suffered “nagging headaches caused by the shrinking of the scalp, and the pain of the initial incision.”

In pain, and not satisfy with the immediate coloration associated with the process, on an irate phone call, Donald told the Dr. Hoefflin, “I’m going to kill you!” He then threatened to sue the doctor, not pay for the procedure and work to destroy his practice. (Vintage Donald Trump)

Donald then unleashes his anger on Ivana for recommending the doctor. The relevant excerpt of Lost Tycoon follows:

Suddenly, according to Ivana, The Donald storms into the room. He is looking very angry, and he is cursing out loud. “Your fucking doctor has ruined me!” he screams. The Donald flings Ivana down onto the bed. Then he pins back her arms and grabs her by the hair. The part of her head he is grabbing corresponds to the spot on his head where the scalp reduction operation has been done. The Donald starts ripping out Ivana’s hair by the handful, as if he is trying to make her feel the same kind of pain that he is feeling. Ivana starts crying and screaming. The entire bed is being covered with strands of her golden locks. But The Donald is not finished. He rips off her clothes and unzips his pants. Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified. This is not lovemaking. This is not romantic sex. It is a violent assault. She later describes what The Donald is doing to her in no uncertain terms. According to the versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, “He raped me.” When The Donald finally pulls out, Ivana jumps up from the bed. Then she runs upstairs to her mother’s room. She locks the door and stays there crying for the rest of the night. The next morning Ivana musters up the courage to return to the master bedroom. The Donald is there waiting for her. He leaves no doubt that he knows exactly what he did to her the night before. As she looks in horror at the ripped-out hair scattered all over the bed, he glares at her and asks with menacing casualness: “Does it hurt?
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trumps-hair-mystery-solved-he-had-scalp-reduction_b_58966965e4b061551b3dff8a

IcyPeas

(21,865 posts)
21. Holy crap
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 07:32 PM
Sep 2020

I had not heard those details. She must have so many other stories, but she must've signed a NDA.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)
23. She did sign a NDA as part of the divorce settlement.
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 07:35 PM
Sep 2020

She also backpedaled a little on the rape as part of the deal, saying it wasn't rape in the criminal sense, but she didn't deny the incident happened because then her deposition would have been perjury.

Hekate

(90,671 posts)
12. First wife Ivana talked him into trying it. It failed, he was in pain, he ripped her hair out ...
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 07:07 PM
Sep 2020

...in an act of domestic violence. Don’t know if that was the same episode where he raped her.

These facts were in the first draft of her divorce filing — later she removed/retracted them, no doubt to facilitate getting a settlement.

I do believe her, by the way.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
9. I really don't want to see that. Yet I want the entire world to see it.
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 07:00 PM
Sep 2020

I want to see him humiliated in the worst way.

SamKnause

(13,101 posts)
19. It would be hilarious if someone shaved his head while he was sleeping.
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 07:24 PM
Sep 2020

He cares more about his hair then anything else in the world.

Maybe he thinks he is Samson.

SeattleVet

(5,477 posts)
31. Nah...don't shave it.
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 08:51 PM
Sep 2020

Give him a tube of the new miracle product, 'Awesome Hair for Men' and show him a glowing (fake) review from someone at OAN or Fox.

Let him find out later that the tube is really filled with Nair.

Ahpook

(2,750 posts)
42. Not much to shave
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 09:38 PM
Sep 2020

Just clip that one long rat tail he wraps around his skull.

I still think that there is a wig on that dome, though. Somewhere in that nest is a wig.

What a fucking loser he is! Every part of his life is a lie...

Blue Owl

(50,356 posts)
20. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 07:26 PM
Sep 2020

I know I shouldn't laugh at someone else's appearance, but...

BwahahahahahahahahahaBwahahahahahahahahahaBwahahahahahahahahaha!

Enterstageleft

(3,396 posts)
27. Carly Simon said it best
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 07:47 PM
Sep 2020

Still learning here, don't know how to do videos.

But her song "You're so Vain" was so descriptive of tRump.



Mr.Bill

(24,284 posts)
34. Another reason he hates Joe Biden.
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 09:12 PM
Sep 2020

Everyone knows Biden had hair transplants, and they turned out pretty well.

 

Illumination

(2,458 posts)
35. Yuck! He's such a CREEP SHOW! Poor Michael Cohen having to witness all that...Must be
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 09:17 PM
Sep 2020

frightened beyond words!...

onecent

(6,096 posts)
40. What do you mean "Petty"????????????????????
Sun Sep 6, 2020, 09:29 PM
Sep 2020

Michael Cohen GOT PUT IN JAIL BECAUSE OF THE PRESIDENT....

Boy alot of people can't figure anything out.


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