Travis sheriff's office releases official information about boat parade

[mahatmakanejeeves]

SwearOnWhateverOrWhoeverHat Retweeted

BREAKING: Travis sheriff's office releases official information about
@realDonaldTrump
boat parade:
- 5 boats sank, 2 towed, 3 still submerged.
- Most boats that took on water were towed before sinking.
- Weather was calm. Large boats generated waves.
- No evidence of foul play.

Link to tweet

[A HERETIC I AM]

1. Antifa Submarines don't leave "evidence of foul play"

That’s the whole bloody point!

[Roland99]

2. It's those invisible stealth submarines

[leftieNanner]

7. Stealth Soup Submarines!

With "Navy Bean" cans in the torpedoes.

Very clever folk.

[Laffy Kat]

12. .....

Navy bean!

[PSPS]

3. IOW: Immature children without adult supervision hurting themselves.

[Mariana]

11. As usual, the rich don't give a damn who they hurt.

I bet not one of those "large boats" that "generated waves" took on water or sank.

[Eyeball_Kid]

4. Antifa's executive board owns those large boats, didn't you know...

... and they had those artificial wave generators on all of their hulls.

[mercuryblues]

5. Good

The can of chicken torpedolini soup test run was a success

[Wicked Blue]

6. Were any guns injured?

That would make it a tragedy.

[lapfog_1]

8. those small soup can torpedoes... brilliant!

hats off to the Antifa submarine warfare platoon... aka the ASWP.

[LAS14]

9. Thanks! I was waiting for some hard news. Not to say....

...that I haven't THOROUGHLY enjoyed the jokes.

[regnaD kciN]

10. So, the Texas sheriff is a covert Antifa member aiding the cover-up...?

Must be one of them Messican illegals...

[flamin lib]

13. On the serious side.

Texas law says that any damage caused by wake is the responsibility of the person generating the wake. I hope the insurance companies demand that the boat owners generating the wakes be found and prosecuted as well as providing restitution to the owners who lost their boats.

This was a fortunate outcome, nobody drowned. That doesn't always happen. I have been involved in rescues of people left in the water as their boats sank due to some asshole leaving a July 4th event at full throttle. Nobody drown in that event either.

I don't know about where you live but in Texas there is no licensing to operate and no required training. All it takes to be a captain is a check that doesn't bounce. Think about that. A vessel that weighs 10-15,000 pounds with 400 horse power and no required training.

Okay, rant over.

Back to the funny as hell Dumbkirk meme.

[csziggy]

15. Thre are sure to be plenty of videos posted on the internet

Both from people who were 'celebrating' the event and those who have been making fun of it. I hope the insurance companies dredge every one of those videos and use them against the participants.

I can also see the insurance companies denying the claims if the owners whose boats sank had been operating them in an unsafe fashion or had been drinking while driving them.

[denem]

14. Only the shadow knows for sure

[Cerridwen]

16. cosplaying reagan's "rising tide" n/t