How microscopic does your diсk have to be to wear a face mask with a sewn in gun holster?

[Snake Plissken]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/face-masks-with-a-gun-pocket-is-the-new-right-wing-couture/

Link to tweet

[sarcasmo]

1. Teenie Weenie.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

7. Teenie Weenies, Big Assholes!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. And how microscopic does your brain have to be?

[Takket]

3. Gotta love how it is pointed right at their throat

Any reasonable safety conscious gun owner would never wear such a thing. This is a political statement only.

[marble falls]

4. Yuhd neva know'd cause his voice wuld be too high to hear.

[Blue Owl]

5. Why stop at just one?

I mean, wouldn't dual cheek holsters be even more "old school"?

[ZZenith]

6. Be a shame if it went off accidentally.

My uncle was showing off his muzzle-loader pistol late one night down at the bar.

Went to stuff it back in his pants and spent the next month in the hospital. Turns out there’s a lot of flame involved with a muzzle-loader.

[Beartracks]

8. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Wow, that is stupid!

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[SlogginThroughIt]

9. So yesterday

Yesterday there was a post where someone did a turn around on trumps grab them by the p*ssy phrase in saying that Trump had been grabbed by the p*ssy and the board went apoplectic on the poster for using that word. And today we see the reverse being done such as in this thread. Now I don’t really care other than to watch the hypocrisy that banters back and forth here.

[ZZenith]

10. Yeah, someday men in this country will finally get equal respect.

[SlogginThroughIt]

13. Not really the point is it?

[ZZenith]

23. I think it's a pretty simple metaphor and requires neither explanation nor apology.

Replace “size of genitalia” with “amount of courage” and it still works. The gun fetishists, by and large, for whatever reason, have an unhealthy attachment to weapons of violence and the ones I have known in my lifetime do have deep-seated psychological damage that their weaponry seems to help them avoid in the short term.

Yesterday someone posted here using Trump’s phrase for the sole purpose of causing a commotion and was rightly chastised for his ham-fisted effort. We hold men like the one wearing his “Fuck Your Gun-free Zone” t-shirt up for ridicule because it’s the only appropriate response. There is something seriously, seriously wrong in that man’s head and whether it’s frustration over having a micropenis or pent-up sexual frustration because he doesn’t have the social skills necessary to garner a date or if he’s still furious because mommy wouldn’t let him get a Red Ryder BB gun when he was four, the “small-dick hypothesis” is merely shorthand for whatever undiagnosed malady he’s clearly suffering from.

There are greater injustices with which to concern yourself.

[SlogginThroughIt]

32. Why do you think you get to

Why do you think you gwt to decide which injustices I get to concern myself with. You know it is wrong to engage in this silliness and yet you are spending so much time defending it.

its silly and petty and body shaming without any proof of the matter. You know thats wrong.

[ZZenith]

33. Knock yourself out.

[TreasonousBastard]

16. Some things are best left unsaid around here. Many carry ...

the bruises and the hides.

[SlogginThroughIt]

20. I guess I just don't understand

I don’t understand this really strange connection between penis size and guns or any of the other things that people compare them to. It seems really sophomoric and to me it takes away from the real issues that are tied to thing like gun violence or violence against women or any other of the things that people relate to anatomy size.

There are real problems in the world and I doubt that there is a direct correlation to penis size. I am sure if someone was terribly concerned about their own size it might actually be a stressor but I’d also wager that most gun owners are of average size.

It seems like a really strange thing to me.

[sammythecat]

41. Agree

"It seems really sophomoric". Like name calling, pretty juvenile.

[Hoyt]

11. Ignorant white wingers.

[33taw]

12. Doesn't he have a boat rally to go to?

[TreasonousBastard]

14. There was another thread on this where no one asked how...

you get a 2 pound gun to hang off your ear like that.

Or how you stop someone from just ripping it off your face?

Anyway, I think it's a joke.

[flying rabbit]

15. True. nt

[cwydro]

27. Thank you.

I find it difficult to believe this is really a thing.

[Hekate]

17. Idiot could blow his jaw right off

[TheBlackAdder]

18. Masks can't handle the weight of a gun. Plus MAGAts whine about how uncomfortable they are anyway.

.

He just chose a gun because his first choice of a dildo would make others judge him more in public.



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[2naSalit]

21. +1

[lapfog_1]

19. a pill in the chamber and the safety is off

so you don't hafta die from embarrassment when it goes off and shoots you in the heart

[smirkymonkey]

22. What the ever loving fuck?

I cannot believe this is even a thing.

[Xolodno]

24. I see Darwin people....

....and they thing they are the survivors.

[sarisataka]

25. It is a joke

you cannot get a proper grip to draw the gun at that angle. A face mask holster needs to be a cross draw.

[lame54]

26. Shooting their mouths off again

[Demovictory9]

28. teeny tiny

[Doreen]

29. Well, let's see if they are stupid enough to think

they do not need to put the safety lock on.

[yellowcanine]

30. Shooting off his nose to spite his face comes to mind.

[krispos42]

31. Open carry is generally a bad idea anyway

This makes it doubly so. Maybe triply so.

Triplly? Tripply?

Anyway, he's got a reasonably pricy gun hanging off of his face. But thanks to gun control efforts, when Republicans beat the Democrats they passed counter-measures, including open carry laws.

[Dial H For Hero]

35. Quite so. Handguns should be (legally) concealed on one's person when in towns or cities.

Anyway, he's got a reasonably pricy gun hanging off of his face.

Is that a Kimber?

[krispos42]

36. Yeah, looks like it

I remember Kimber advertising... subcompact (or maybe compact) 9mm 1911-style pistols and some of them were in interesting color schemes. I think the one pictured is colored after a 1950's Chevy Bel-Air. Bel-Aire?


Okay, here's the Bel Air edition:



And this one is the Sapphire edition:


Looks like I stand corrected.

[Dial H For Hero]

37. A bit, er, colorful for my taste. I prefer the Raptor series.

[krispos42]

38. I thought the Eclipse series looked very nice

And the Ice series has really good looks.

But looking is probably as close as I'll ever get...

[Dial H For Hero]

40. I have a Micro Raptor in .380 and a Ultra TLE II, both stainless.

Between the two of them, my 1911 itch is scratched.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

34. Pointing right at his chest

What could go wrong?

[dsp3000]

39. Parody?? How does a 5 lb weapon even stay on your face

and how do you even draw from your face lol