So what kind of animal is Trump?

[salin]

(Per his defense against the Atlantic article... "only an animal would say a thing like that...&quot

So Donald - you suggest, unintentionally, that you are an animal. What kind of animal are you?

salin's response: A Jackal. Wasn't Damien from 'The Omen' part jackal?

[imanamerican63]

1. An orange rat!

[salin]

5. Well he did live in Trump Towers

where rats have been known to dwell.

[Luciferous]

2. A rat

[LizBeth]

3. Jackal was mine, lol

[salin]

8. Yet - reading up on them... they aren't so lethal to humans - so maybe

we need to go more vicious.

[LizBeth]

17. You are fun, cause I did a google myself and had the same conversation with myself. But why I go

Jakel is cause even though not nearly as deadly, just the meanness of it. The really deadly don't define so frivolous with vicious, but it may also just be perceived.

[salin]

19. given his personal cowardice and adherence to perception management...

your point makes sense.

[Bleacher Creature]

4. I wouldn't insult any animal with that. NT

[salin]

12. Fair point.

[onecaliberal]

6. A dung beetle

[salin]

15. This made me laugh.

[thinkingagain]

7. I don't know about animal but I kinda think of him and the gop

As lower than snail spit

[WhiskeyGrinder]

9. A human animal.

[Walleye]

22. Correct, unfortunately

[Solly Mack]

10. POS Human suffices.

[sorcrow]

11. A syphilitic spirochete.

A syphilitic spirochete in orange.

Regards,
Crow

[salin]

14. Had to look that up...

good call. However, I would add cancerous to the adjectives

[SheltieLover]

42. Good one! 🤣👍

[The Genealogist]

13. Some kind of hell beast.

Cerebrus springs to mind.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. None. Animals aren't capable of evil.

Some are dangerous because they are carnivores that eat other animals or they are protecting the territory they need to eat and reproduce. Some are venomous because that's how they protect themselves or capture prey to eat. But they don't act with malice or intent to injure just to make themselves feel good. It's an insult to animals to call Trump an animal.

[salin]

20. You are right. I was just playing with my initial reaction to his defense by claiming

he would never say that.... only an animal would.... noone respects like he does. But of course he has said such things and thus....

Call it a weak moment for me. Not my better angel. But thanks for your point - it is a nice balance/reality check.

[Blue_true]

18. He was calling the article's author an animal.

Notice that there hasn’t been any real denial that Trump didn’t say those things.

[Le Roi de Pot]

21. Horse Fly

Extreremely Nasty

[Laelth]

23. Here's what I can say from "the inside."

At the direction of the ANHC (Antifa Navy High Command), top Antifa Navy scientists have been quietly researching this question for a number of years, and the unpublished consensus among our scientists appears to be that Donald Trump IS NOT an animal at all. In fact, there’s hardly any analogue for Donald Trump in scientific knowledge. The closest analogue in the known world is a FUNGUS—albeit, Trump appears to be a semi-sentient fungus—something never before observed. What’s worse is that we think the Trump fungus is immune to canned soup, so our options for combatting it are limited.

I could tell you more, but then I would have to kill you. Even worse, the ANHC would have to kill me. I will pass on that, thank you.

-Laelth

[salin]

26. Funny!

[shanti]

31. Sir, yes, sir!

[Laelth]

46. Carry on, citizen-soldier. n/t

-Laelth

[Blue Owl]

24. A shitgibbon, as I believe the Scots call him

n/t

[Miigwech]

25. Don't you know? A lizard alien DNA hybrid human whatchamacallit.

Needs to wear orange concealer because you know, lizard skin is a big issue. And this animal looks and smells like shit so wear a mask.

[Klaralven]

27. .

[salin]

38. I see the resemblence.

[Demsrule86]

28. A giant f'ing RAT.

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[flibbitygiblets]

29. A pig is an animal with dirt on his face

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude

[CanonRay]

30. Slime eel

[jpak]

32. Tapeworm

Yup

[jcgoldie]

33. No animal is that stupid.

Fuck trump.

[Laelth]

36. Precisely.

ANHC scientists think that it’s, in essence, a fungus.

-Laelth

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

34. A feces flinging primate

Probably an orangutan

[marlakay]

35. A donkey/ass or a sloth

Stupid, stubborn, lazy....

[mia]

37. Neanderthal

[JT45242]

39. Dung beetle

He wallows in shit.

Hearing that denial made me 100% certain that there are tapes. With that vehement a denial, there is live audio and probably video of well of these things being said.

[Raven]

40. A fisher cat...the most hated animal in New Hampshire. :-)

[C_U_L8R]

41. This. With makeup and a wig.

[Nac Mac Feegle]

43. Not mammalian

I'd guess a jello mold full of rabid syphilitic banana slugs in a trench coat?

Maybe fungus infested hagfish??

[GemDigger]

44. Toss up between body lice or scabies.

[Brother Buzz]

45. Mastodon

In Carl Hiaasen’s latest hilarious installment, Squeeze me, the Secret Service's code name for the orange anus is Mastodon. The nimrod LOVES the name because it sounds tough. On only his second day in the White House, the President had ordered his chief of staff to arrange a trip to the National Zoo for a close-up look at a real mastodon. The chief of staff wasn't brave enough to tell the President the truth, so he cooked up a story that the zoo's beloved mastodon herd was on loan to a wildlife park in Christchurch, New Zealand.

[Wicked Blue]

47. Hyena

savage and loud

[JHB]

48. I still say "howler monkey". They're orange, make loud vulgar noises...

...and piss on anything they see below them.