On Lake Travis, I wonder if, when asked if maybe he should slow down since small craft were being

[Atticus]

swamped, the driver of one of th 40 footers sneered "Let them eat wake!"

[Blue Owl]

1. Then again, the little tRumpers were in a No Woke zone

n/t

[gratuitous]

2. It's possible

These nitwits are a near perfect microcosm of Republican philosophy where the bigger boats swamp the smaller ones in a show of force, power, and cruelty. Far be it from me to interrupt them while they're making a mistake, but wouldn't their flotilla be more impressive with a stately procession of their watercraft rather than a noisy, dangerous, exhibition of their shortcomings?

[BamaRefugee]

3. Nah, that would be WAY BEYOND their level of irony or knowledge of history.

More like GIIMME ANOTHER JACK DANIELS AND COKE!

[Atticus]

4. I think most of those guys are "Jack and Squirt" types.

[BamaRefugee]

5. That explains all the white foam on the tragic Lake Travis waves

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Sorry fellas, McConnell says no more bailouts.

[Dennis Donovan]

7. I have a 40 ft Silverton and I know not to push it around small craft.

...and if I passed a smaller craft with a Trump flag, as tempted as I might be, I'd walk it by them - flipping them the bird.

[Atticus]

9. There is no hand signal so eloquent as the "universal gesture of disdain." nt

[Chainfire]

8. Standard Republican mindset:

Fuck the guys smaller than me.