Def not my fault: The Universe Might Be Too Thin -

[soothsayer]

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Universe Today
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A New Cosmic Tension: The Universe Might Be Too Thin - https://quantamagazine.org/a-new-cosmic-tension-the-universe-might-be-too-thin-20200908/… by @walkingthedot

[marylandblue]

1. I will try this on my doctor, next time he says I'm too fat.

I'll tell him I'm not fat, the Universe is too thin.

[soothsayer]

3. Love it!

[Aristus]

2. Great. Now the universe is going to humble-brag to all its friends that it was told to gain weight.

[Moostache]

4. I will join the chorus offering to lend the universe some excess weight...

I have plenty to spare these days...my doctor keeps reminding me in less subtle ways. Gaia? I will offer you as many spare pounds of flesh as you need, but first fulfill me daily requests and strike down the Orange Menace on the toilet tonight, mid-rage tweet...Thank you!