I don't want to create panic, but there are very, very, bad people in the deep dark shadows

[Snake Plissken]

trying to kill you and your family with soup cans.

[jpak]

1. NOOOooooo!!!!!!111+

Call Congress right fucking now!!!!112×

[JHB]

2. Those lids... They'll CUT ya, they will!

[Siwsan]

3. I thought I WAS one of the very bad people in the deep, dark shadows

since I am helping Joe Biden.

I just checked the pantry - I don't have a lot of canned soup but there's some corn and peas. Maybe I'll shake things up, a bit, and use those, too.

[KS Toronado]

5. I just hope they're my favorite Campbell's soups & full, I'm hungry!

[Siwsan]

6. I do have some Campbell Manhattan Clam Chowder

All the rest is from Aldi.

[vapor2]

4. But the soup cans aren't as heavy as bricks

[Dream Girl]

7. I saw a bunch of them on a plane a few weeks ago. Dark uniforms. Artifacts America tattoos.

[lame54]

8. Just pray that it's not a bisque

[Mc Mike]

9. Remain calm.