At his presser today, Trump said that Americans died because...

[Vinnie From Indy]

...Bob Woodward didn't immediately tell Americans he was lying to them.

[Stuart G]

1. That is all Trump knows...follow a lie with another lie & attack, and attack and attack...

[Blue Owl]

2. A glimpse into the inner workings of the pea-brained dotard

n/t

[sfstaxprep]

3. "Bob Woodward Failed To Tell You That Everything I Was Saying Was Bullshit"

It's his fault, not mine.

[LSparkle]

4. Waaaaaahhh?????

It’s anyone else’s fault — not its. I’m not using “him” anymore — it’s a creature. Not a man, just a THING.

[lindysalsagal]

5. and still, the gop leave him in charge. Make them own all of it.

[steve2470]

6. such a stupid and corrupt asshole

of course, his deluded base thinks that makes sense.

[BannonsLiver]

7. Gee willakers, now where have I heard that before?

[Foolacious]

8. Link?

I can't find video of it.

[Spazito]

10. How about this...

“Bob Woodward had my quotes for many months. If he thought they were so bad or dangerous, why didn’t he immediately report them in an effort to save lives?" Trump tweeted. "Didn’t he have an obligation to do so? No, because he knew they were good and proper answers. Calm, no panic!”

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/515815-trump-blames-woodward-says-he-should-have-released-interviews-earlier

[2naSalit]

9. Now that there is some champeen pretzel logic I tell ya.

[Baked Potato]

11. Trump should just say it's not me. May as well go big.

[imanamerican63]

12. And yet Trump was willing to drink bleach?

[demtenjeep]

13. oh my god

He was flailing