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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)
Fri Sep 11, 2020, 10:28 AM Sep 2020

In the words of my psychiatrist...

"I know how you are. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, CONFRONT ANYONE ABOUT THEIR MASK. THEY WILL SHOOT YOU"!

That being said, I've posted earlier about sitting in my car at Home Depot curbside pickup, waiting for my merchandise, and watching people walk by in the parking lot. I've explained earlier about the tremendous amount of people who don't cover their nose with their mask.

After about the 5th person that walks by with their nose not covered, I have to recall the words of my shrink to stop myself from grabbing the door handle, getting out of my vehicle, approaching the person and saying something like"

"Excuse me, Sir. I'm sorry that you fell this morning while taking a piss and smashed your head on the toilet. I say that to you because that is the only reason I can think of that you bother to put a mask on, but you don't bother to cover up your big nose holes with it. Again. I'm sorry for your toilet concussion, but I'd really like to know exactly what you think you are accomplishing by just covering your mouth, and not your nostrils. Do you think the virus tries to get in your mouth, does not succeed because of the mask, and then gets scared and gives up and moves on to the next person? Did you know that it's easier for the virus to be transmitted into your big juicy nose craters rather than into your stupid pie hole? Please sir, tell me, what EXACTLY are you thinking when you put your mask on"?

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In the words of my psychiatrist... (Original Post) LuckyCharms Sep 2020 OP
I just call them "Dick nose" world wide wally Sep 2020 #1
Ask the meb if they wear their underwear the same way SlogginThroughIt Sep 2020 #2
I almost said something to a woman at our neighborhood Amish vegetable stand. enough Sep 2020 #3
I give people like her I_UndergroundPanther Sep 2020 #4
I need to practice calm and cold. NT enough Sep 2020 #5

enough

(13,256 posts)
3. I almost said something to a woman at our neighborhood Amish vegetable stand.
Fri Sep 11, 2020, 11:18 AM
Sep 2020

Last edited Fri Sep 11, 2020, 12:21 PM - Edit history (1)

She was leaning in way over the beautiful homegrown lettuces with her nose sticking out from her mask. AND she was picking up each one, fondling them with her fingers, and putting them back without buying anything. Then she asked the young woman running the stand if she would sell them for half price because they were “pretty small.”

Hard to stay quiet but I figured they don’t need conflict among the customers at their farm stand.

I_UndergroundPanther

(12,463 posts)
4. I give people like her
Fri Sep 11, 2020, 11:58 AM
Sep 2020

I will kill you with my eyes look. Then I say pull up your mask .

Calm and cold usually shocks them out of thier own thoughts just enough to do it.

Sometimes not. But I don't have much tolerance left for maskholes.

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