Where can I score some?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Aaron Rupar Retweeted

A few related questions:
1) Are there actually drugs that can make an older person think and speak like someone decades younger?
2) Where can I score some?
3) Can I give them out as holiday gifts?

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[soothsayer]

1. Why doesn't drumpf take them?

[d_r]

5. He does

Everything he accuses someone else of is something he does.

[soothsayer]

6. Oh I know, but nothing that makes him smart, just crazy cuckoo weird

[Generic Brad]

7. If he did, albino boogers would spontaneously fly from his nose

[Walleye]

2. To paraphrase Lincoln: find out what kind of drugs Biden is taking

And send some of it to all our candidates.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Yes!

[Arkansas Granny]

4. Can I get that with Amazon Prime?

[scarletlib]

8. Maybe it's Prevagen

A notorious performance enhancement sold in supermarkets everywhere.

[lark]

9. Proof positive that drumpf is indeed a drug addict.

He only ever accuses others of what he himself has long done or is trying to do. He's a speed freak from 40 years back and has never stopped which is one of the main reasons he's such a mush brain.

[Chainfire]

10. If Trump did a couple of quick lines before a speech

It would explain a lot, energy, confusion, and the rambling. He is in that magic age group, and magic economic status that made Cocaine the hit of the 90s. It may have followed him to the Oval Office. He certainly knows enough shady characters who could score some on the sly.

Of course, The President accuses Biden of being a drug user. It is part of a pattern of always accusing others of things he does.

[Pobeka]

11. The drug is called plenty of aerobic exercise. Hour per day. It's like magic ;-)