Well it didn't take long for the slum lord to come up with this spin golly...........

[turbinetree]

Bob Woodward fires back after Kushner claims he has his own audio tapes: ‘I report accurately’

Published 4 mins ago on September 15, 2020
By David Edwards




Bob Woodward on Tuesday dismissed a veiled threat from White House adviser Jared Kushner, who claimed to have audio tapes of the veteran journalist.

In an interview on the Today Show, Kushner was asked about comments he made during an interview with Woodward. According to Woodward, Kushner can be heard on tape calling former members of the Trump administration “overconfident idiots.”

Kushner revealed that both men had recorded the interview, and suggested that Woodward’s account was false.

“He’s got tapes of everything, I have tapes of everything,” the White House adviser said. “That was never implied in that regard.”

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/bob-woodward-fires-back-after-kushner-claims-he-has-his-own-audio-tapes-i-report-accurately/

And since you just admitted that you have tapes on everything dumb shit.................maybe the House Intelligence and the Oversight Committee would like to speak with you in the very near future.....and I just wonder do you use the same mirror as the "guy" running around on plane being a complete ass ..............have you looked at your pupils......you have tapes......................

[rsdsharp]

1. Sure he has tapes.

‘Cause Jared was right there in Dumpy’s bedroom with his recorder when Donnie made spur of the moment calls to Woodward (8 times).

Or is there a White House taping system?

[rsdsharp]

2. Sure he has tapes.

‘Cause Jared was right there in Dumpy’s bedroom with his recorder when Donnie made spur of the moment calls to Woodward (8 times).

Or is there a White House taping system?

[LakeArenal]

3. Proceed, lying pustule.

[brush]

4. He doesn't have tapes of the calls trump made to Woodward at nignt.

And if he has them, why not release them since him and Woodward allegedly recorded some of the same conversations?

What a sorry, full of shit a-hole. And why would a young man like that get a face job? He looks like Casper the ghost.

[steve2470]

5. Kushner makes pond scum look good, and he's not too bright nt

[lame54]

6. Because it's much more effective to threaten than to...

Actually play the tape

[gratuitous]

7. Jared was on the Today Show

Savannah Guthrie tried to keep up with the spew of lies, but you'd have better luck sipping from a fire hose with a paper straw. Total gish gallop of all the wonderful things Trump personally did to save the country from Covid-19. Guthrie reminded Jared (with a clip from April or May) that he had closed the book on the pandemic when the death toll was around 60,000, and since then it had tripled. Jared couldn't be bothered with such minutiae, holding fast to his claim that the administration had done a stellar job.

It was fucking appalling.

Guthrie also quizzed him about peace in the Middle East, and Jared was quite proud of all the administration's accomplishments, and how Trump had been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, getting all these different factions together to achieve unprecedented achievements in settling all these intractable problems. Trump succeeded because he's an entrepreneur, not a bureaucrat, so he just cut to the chase and got an agreement that nobody else had ever done. Guthrie asked about the status of the Palestinians, who haven't been included in anything, and Jared simply waved away the Palestinians and their concerns. I'm guessing because they don't have any oil to steal.

Did I mention it was appalling?

[Laelth]

9. Thank you for this summary.

I couldn’t/wouldn’t watch it. I got one minute in and said, “Nope. Not for me.” I could feel my blood pressure rising.

-Laelth

[Solly Mack]

8. Oh, stop. Shut up. Quit your whining.

[rownesheck]

10. To borrow a quote regarding another assmunch:

Jared Kushner is what shit shits.

[RainCaster]

11. Is he the over-confident POS the White House needs to get rid of?

I'm looking forward to his trial and sentencing.

[Heartstrings]

12. Says the guy with dead eyes

And no soul....

[MineralMan]

13. Unfortunately, 18 minutes of Kushner's tapes were accidentally erased.

[TrollBuster9090]

14. 'Have you looked at your pupils?' I swear...

if the pharmaceutical industry put an embargo on the White House's supply of Adderall, they could bring the Trump Administration to it's knees, overnight.

[calimary]

15. Plastic Man speaks.

Creepy. He’s as lifeless as a robot. Just reeks of plastic. The Artificial Man.

[OneBro]

16. Leaked phone call from Barr to Jared!

Barr: You misspoke about having tapes of everything, right?
Jared: No, I have tapes of everything.
Barr: Jared (pause), you misspoke about having tapes of everything, didn't you?
Jared: No daddy, um, I mean Mr. Barr, I really do have tapes. I really do.
Barr:
Jared: Hello?
Barr:
Jared: Mr. Barr?
Barr: Yea, I'm here kid. I'm here. Look, just repeat after me, okay. Repeat after me.
Jared: Okay
Barr: When I said I have tapes of everything -
Jared: Yea?
Barr: No, just repeat after me, kid. Repeat . . . after me, okay?
Jared: Okay.
Barr: When I said I have tapes of everything -
Jared: I . . . when I said I have tapes of everything -
Barr: I misspoke.
Jared:
Barr:
Jared: But Mr. -
Barr: Jared?
Jared: Yes sir?
Barr: You misspoke, kid.
Jared: But I -
Barr: Christ, Jared!
Jared: I'm . . . I'm Jewish, actually. We don't -.
Barr: Jared?
Jared: Yessir?
Barr:
Jared:
Barr: Is Ivanka there?
Jared: Yea.
Barr: Okay, good, good. Hand her the phone, kid.
Jared: But I'm the -
Barr: Yea, hand her the phone . . . please.
Jared: But Mr. Barr -
Barr: Please, kid, please. I'm dying here. Just . . . just hand her the phone.
(moments later)
Ivanka: Hey, Bill, why is Jared moping?
Barr: He went on national tv and said he has tapes of everything.
Ivanka: Our . . . like, our personal tapes?
Barr: What? No, no, I mean like tapes of conversation like what Bob Woodward did with Trump.
Ivanka: The fuck!
Barr: Yea, I know, right? So we gotta get ahead of this before the House starts issuing subpoenas.
Ivanka: But didn't you say the House can't issue subpoenas when it's controlled by democrats?
Barr: Well, yea, but . . . look, we just got have Jared clarify that he misspoke. That there are no tapes, see. The kid misspoke.
Ivanka: Yea, of course. I'm texting Hannity now.
Barr: Good, good. Might want to do a bit of house cleaning in the meantime. Figure out where Jared keeps his, um, his stuff, you know, and make sure it doesn't exist.
Ivanka: Yea, I'm on it. I'm on it. Christ!
Barr: I know, I know. Alright, I gotta go. Looks like your dad found his real phone again. Fuck!