It just dawned on me: if I stop weighing myself, I won't gain any more weight! Lasagna, ribs

[Atticus]

cheesecake---bring it all on!

[LisaL]

1. Don't forget new bigger clothes.

[Iggo]

10. Not bigger. Just roomier. Less tight, as it were.

[leftieNanner]

2. I like your plan!

There was a very funny episode of Third Rock from the Sun where John Lithgow's character was concerned about having gained a little weight. So he attends Weight Watchers-like meetings with Jane Curtin's character. It's all very funny (disclosure - I'm a WW graduate) and at the end of the episode, he declares that he has succeeded. When asked why, he says "I bought bigger pants."

I made fresh blueberry buttermilk waffles over the weekend and Irish soda bread yesterday. When I get depressed, I bake.

[tavernier]

3. Not until the day when you have to weigh in with that doctor in Texas

who only deals with the 600 pound people.

[Generic Brad]

4. I heard that cameras add 10 pounds to a person

I expected that would mean I would appear heavier than I am. Instead I'm ten pounds heavier in real life. Damn that Zoom!

[LastDemocratInSC]

5. And if you hide the odometer in your car with tape

You never need to get the oil changed or buy new tires!

[keithbvadu2]

6. Slow down testing.

[Dem2theMax]

7. I stopped weighing myself long enough to eat an entire apple pie.

It took me a week, but I ate the whole thing!

I'm going to wait at least a week before I get back on the scales! Living alone can have disadvantages. No one to help me eat the pie!

[Stallion]

8. I Suggest Candles Because We All Look Better by Candlelight

[Iggo]

9. I'll weigh myself as usual, when I get back to the office.

Whenever that is.