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DavidDvorkin

(20,684 posts) Thu Sep 17, 2020, 01:37 PM Sep 2020

Facebook is run by lizard people from the moon

When you use it, it emits dreadful FB-Rays that suck out your vital juices, which the lizard people then use to destroy all that is holy and good.

Wake up, sheeple!

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Facebook is run by lizard people from the moon (Original Post) DavidDvorkin Sep 2020 OP

Oh Sherman A1 Sep 2020 #1

How Right Wing Conspiracy theorists of you . Lol Srkdqltr Sep 2020 #2

I'm just scratching the surface DavidDvorkin Sep 2020 #3

Oh nooooooo Sugarcoated Sep 2020 #4

well that certainly explains a lot 0rganism Sep 2020 #5

I, for one, welcome our new saurian social overlords. nt Codeine Sep 2020 #6

When the FB rays and 5G combine... Silent3 Sep 2020 #7

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

1. Oh

Reply to DavidDvorkin (Original post)

Thu Sep 17, 2020, 01:38 PM

Sep 2020

Srkdqltr

(9,941 posts)

2. How Right Wing Conspiracy theorists of you . Lol

Reply to DavidDvorkin (Original post)

Thu Sep 17, 2020, 01:44 PM

Sep 2020

:rofl

DavidDvorkin

(20,684 posts)

3. I'm just scratching the surface

Reply to Srkdqltr (Reply #2)

Thu Sep 17, 2020, 01:49 PM

Sep 2020

If I told you any more, they'd disappear me.

Sugarcoated

(8,240 posts)

4. Oh nooooooo

Reply to DavidDvorkin (Original post)

Thu Sep 17, 2020, 02:15 PM

Sep 2020

0rganism

(25,715 posts)

5. well that certainly explains a lot

Reply to DavidDvorkin (Original post)

Thu Sep 17, 2020, 02:19 PM

Sep 2020

any other year, i'd give your theory the push-back it so richly deserves
2020? i only hope the lizard people can be convinced to show mercy.

Codeine

(25,586 posts)

6. I, for one, welcome our new saurian social overlords. nt

Reply to DavidDvorkin (Original post)

Thu Sep 17, 2020, 02:20 PM

Sep 2020

Silent3

(15,909 posts)

7. When the FB rays and 5G combine...

Reply to DavidDvorkin (Original post)

Thu Sep 17, 2020, 02:26 PM

Sep 2020

...we will all turn into baby-eating pedophiles, sending the leftover bones to George Soros, who is building gigantic Satan-worshipping cathedrals out of them.

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