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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trumps promise to release a long-delayed health-care plan hit a snag when his dog ate the only existing copy of the plan, the President disclosed.
I left the plan on my desk, and somehow the dog got up there and ate it, he said. Its a bad dog, quite frankly.
Trumps explanation met with raised eyebrows from the White House press corps, none of whom had been previously aware that the President had a dog.
Asked to describe the dog, Trump said, It has, you know, paws, and fur, and that head that dogs have. Its a very basic dog that you would see.
Pressed to reveal the dogs name, Trump said, I didnt name it, because I dont name dogs unless they do a good job. Im not like Obama, who named every dog he got. I wish Obamas dog had eaten Obamacare. We wouldnt be in this mess.
The White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, later announced that Trumps dog would be taking an indefinite leave of absence.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-claims-dog-ate-his-health-care-plan
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,325 posts)"... I thought Trump's bullshit could fly."
rurallib
(62,387 posts)except to pee on his leg.
NCjack
(10,279 posts)more time with family.