I Just Got 4 Tickets To Trump's Little Klan Rally In Ohio

[ChoppinBroccoli]

Well, not me. My dog got two tickets, and he's apparently going to go with Martin Van Nostren (Seinfeld fans should get that reference) and Martin's plus-one. You could only get 2 tickets per order. So there are 4 tickets that will go unused. If you live in Ohio and want to "attend" his Ohio rally too, all you have to do is give a real cell phone number (they text you an authentication code you have to type in). Fake names, fake zip codes, fake email addresses, etc., are all OK (I know because the only real information I gave was my cell phone number). I'll probably get spammed with texts asking for donations, but I imagine you can probably opt out of those.

[DonaldsRump]

1. Well done

And your name is even better! I am sure Dana Carvey would approve.

[Ilsa]

2. I watched Seinfeld from season 1.

I don't remember who Martin Van Nostren was, but I do remember George's Vandalay Industries resumé scam.

[greenjar_01]

3. Oh Mama!

[Celerity]

7. Michael Richards is a racist, will never watch him

'KRAMER'S' RACIST TIRADE

Caught On Tape

https://www.tmz.com/2006/11/20/kramers-racist-tirade-caught-on-tape/

WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS PROFANE AND RACIAL

Michael Richards exploded in anger as he performed at a famous L.A. comedy club last Friday, hurling racial epithets that left the crowd gasping, and TMZ has obtained exclusive video of the ugly incident.

[greenjar_01]

9. Good for you

[lastlib]

4. I think I'll apply for tix for these folks:

Jonas Grumby, William "Willie" Gilligan, Thurston Howell III, Eunice "Lovey" Howell, Ginger Grant, Prof. Roy Hinkley, Mary Ann Summers.
Two apc., that's 14.........

[sprinkleeninow]

5. Martin Van Nostrand!! 😝

[HipChick]

6. A google voice number works great

too...
My Pet parrot and goldfish might want to attend

[hibbing]

8. Art Vandelay n/t

[Thekaspervote]

10. Kudos to you!! Maybe we could get that going on tictok

[SergeStorms]

11. And rub elbows (literally) with....

mask eschewing deplorables? I'd rather dip my balls in fluorosulfuric acid, then swallow 50 razor blades. Really.

[Upthevibe]

12. And look as what was found on Craig's List.....

https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/evg/d/cincinnati-actors-wanted-no-experience/7187238111.html

[ChoppinBroccoli]

13. So I Got A Text Inviting Me To A PA Rally, Which I Accepted. LOL

This time, a Russian fellow by the name of Ivan Stroganoff (fun fact: that's the answer to the old question, "What do you call a Russian with sticky hands?&quot with the email address of [e-mail], has requested two tickets to a PA rally.