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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJerry Falwell Jr. falls down in drunken stupor, blood all over the place.
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/09/drunk-and-disgraced-jerry-falwell-jr-lost-a-lot-of-blood-after-fall-wife-becki-told-911-report/Jerry Falwell, Jr. fell down, cut himself, and lost a lot of blood, his wife Becki Falwell told the 911 operator the night the disgraced and now-former Liberty University chancellor and president officially resigned.
Becki Falwell said she received a call from her husband around 11 PM when she was at church. He said he was bleeding and had cuts on his face. She said when she arrived home she had to break down the locked back door with a chair.
The dispatcher asked whether her husband had been drinking alcohol; Becki Falwell said yes. When asked if he had been drinking heavily, she said, Im not going to answer that question.'
Well gee, Becki, you call the paramedics, they need to know a few things, like how drunk is he?
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,741 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,581 posts)I dunnoo. I just know they say that all the time, so, it must be true, right?
jaysunb
(11,856 posts)Sounds like Flip Wilsons " Church of What's Happing Now "
PCIntern
(25,479 posts)At least Ive been told that....on numerous occasions.
Bev54
(10,039 posts)Church at a 11PM? With whom?
orwell
(7,769 posts)...I'm guessing Bloody Marys...
WyattKansas
(1,648 posts)Is not immediately telling everyone involved that he is extremely drunk or under the influence.
Leith
(7,808 posts)That sounds like setting up an alibi. Outside of Christmas Eve, is there anything going on at a church around 11pm?
And... who leaves the house expecting to be out so late without a door key?
<*sniff!*> Something smells off...
Luz
(772 posts)shit outta his drunk ass for bringing her perfectly charmed life to a screeching halt. Luncheons with her pious lady friends from church must be tense these days.
Otherwise, falling down and cutting your face are usually two separate accidents.
Getting hit repeatedly with a chair strong enough to break in a back door could cause both bruising and cuts at the same time.
I wonder if she knows that CSIs can tell the difference at a glance?
DavidDvorkin
(19,468 posts)As The Onion might have said.
sfstaxprep
(9,998 posts)He fell down the stairs? Suuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrre.