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Fri Sep 18, 2020, 03:53 PM

I'm a horrible human being...

So I had this Trumper in the office today. Usually I donít engage politically but he did, about he and his wife are hoping to attend a rally.

I leaned over the chair and I said conspiratorially, do you know your wife is a tall blonde, and I guarantee you that if Trump saw her in the crowd and wanted her, without doubt sheíd go off with him. Iíve seen this happen with otherwise so-called happily married women with professional athletes who they meet at a store or restaurant while their husband was at work and the athlete doesnít play until that evening.

He was stunned: He had never thought of that before. When he looked up at me I simply nodded my head quietly. I then went back to work fixing his teeth.

I feel terrible about this...

Really.

I do!!!!

Seriesly. (Sic)

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PCIntern Sep 18 OP
5X Sep 18 #1
uponit7771 Sep 18 #2
Thekaspervote Sep 18 #3
ffr Sep 18 #4
sakabatou Sep 18 #30
uncle ray Sep 18 #37
nuxvomica Sep 18 #5
gristy Sep 18 #7
GoneOffShore Sep 18 #6
Midnightwalk Sep 18 #8
leftieNanner Sep 18 #12
Bonx Sep 18 #9
SergeStorms Sep 18 #14
PCIntern Sep 18 #16
sprinkleeninow Sep 18 #32
LanternWaste Sep 18 #20
yardwork Sep 18 #24
The Animator Sep 18 #29
Maraya1969 Sep 18 #35
Biophilic Sep 18 #10
rurallib Sep 18 #11
SergeStorms Sep 18 #13
Tyrs WolfDaemon Sep 18 #15
marble falls Sep 18 #17
LymphocyteLover Sep 18 #18
Turbineguy Sep 18 #19
localroger Sep 18 #23
Pepsidog Sep 18 #21
yardwork Sep 18 #22
H2O Man Sep 18 #25
dalton99a Sep 18 #26
Marcuse Sep 18 #27
niyad Sep 18 #28
Talitha Sep 18 #31
N_E_1 for Tennis Sep 18 #33
southerncrone Sep 18 #34
Blue Owl Sep 18 #36
Ms. Toad Sep 20 #38

Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 03:56 PM

1. Now call his cell phone with a blocked number and say you have a call for his wife

from the president then hang up.

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Response to 5X (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 03:59 PM

2. lol 👍,

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 04:01 PM

3. It's actually not that far from the truth

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 04:03 PM

4. THAT RESONATED WITH HIM, but treason thus far hasn't?

You've cracked the code! It's about sex and holding onto your woman.

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Response to ffr (Reply #4)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 06:16 PM

30. See, Trumpers only care about things if it happens to THEM.

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Response to sakabatou (Reply #30)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 11:59 PM

37. or their property.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 04:05 PM

5. You found the key! They only swallow made-up stuff

All along we've been trying to persuade Trumpsters with things like verifiable facts and logical reasoning when all we needed to do was make shit up.

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Response to nuxvomica (Reply #5)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 04:13 PM

7. Yes, I think we have something here!

What I've heard is that fewer people leave Trump's rallies than enter them. Or at least the departures of some people are delayed by hours and sometimes days even. Somehow the police are in on it too so if a missing person report is filed, they don't do anything. But usually couples are detained, so there isn't anyone who really misses them. But eventually they turn up, somewhat confused, and they have no recollection of the time lost. It's really weird, but something is happening at these Trump's rallies. I think there is some sort of mind control going on...

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 04:09 PM

6. Well played, sir! Well played!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 04:15 PM

8. Some are into that

I hear some evangelicals in particular.

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Response to Midnightwalk (Reply #8)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:04 PM

12. Only with Pool Boys.................

(snark)

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 04:16 PM

9. I'd feel bad too

if I was a jerk to a paying customer. Especially bringing his wife into it. Not professional at all.

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Response to Bonx (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:15 PM

14. After the jerk "paying customer"....

was the person who started this verbal dust-up? The customer is not always right. Just my two cents. You've already expressed your money's worth.

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Response to Bonx (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:21 PM

16. Nah...

Iím a jerk to all my customers, paying or not. How do you think I owned the largest free-standing general dental practice in Center City Philadelphia?

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Response to PCIntern (Reply #16)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 06:39 PM

32. I'm needing a ton of gold crowns and then a jewel-encrusted grill.

Can you do me? 😉

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Response to Bonx (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:46 PM

20. I doubt mocking someone is quite so egregious as self-righteousness.

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Response to Bonx (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:57 PM

24. What. He was just trying to help.

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Response to Bonx (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 06:14 PM

29. What's the point of owning your own business

if you never take the opportunity to roast an fucking idiot every now and then?

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Response to Bonx (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 08:54 PM

35. Oh lighten up. The guy was a Trump supporter. He deserved it.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 04:20 PM

10. Thanks

That is the best laugh I've had all day. You are a very bad person. Laughing still.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:02 PM

11. You must give yourself a proper punishment for such behavior

I'd suggest a fine meal and a bottle of wine.

And thanks for a major laugh!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:10 PM

13. How can you live with yourself?

You're a monster. A MONSTER!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:19 PM

15. Good for you

Next time though, you may want to get some inspiration from a divine source.

That said, may Loki be with you, always...


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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:33 PM

17. So the way to the hearts and minds of men is through their insecurities. I'm going to give it ...

a try out here in Marble Falls.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:43 PM

18. LMAOOOO!!!!!

that was awesome

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:45 PM

19. That's terrible!

I like it!

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Response to Turbineguy (Reply #19)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:57 PM

23. As in terribly awesome, amirite? /nt

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:56 PM

21. You should have pulled a tooth, without a local, just for fun. Steve Schmidt's recent rant was

really impactful when he mentions how Trump has altered our daily life. Anyone who still likes Tump, in my view, exposes themself as racist, ignorant pigs. I have no use for Trumpers in my life.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:56 PM

22. Lol!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 05:58 PM

25. Recommended.

In a very real sense, you were attempting a much-needed intervention. This was a noble thing.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 06:01 PM

26. Whatever it takes.


Whatever it takes.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 06:01 PM

27. You are a good person. It's not as if you clipped his Lingual and Inferior Alveolar nerves.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 06:07 PM

28. You are sooooooo bad! I nearly choked on my chocolate bar!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 06:23 PM

31. Nicely done !!!!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 06:47 PM

33. Kudos...

Maybe it might free the block of critical thinking. Sometimes when pipes get clogged you get a plunger. Maybe youíre the plunger he needed to get thinking straight.



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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 08:52 PM

34. ...

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Sep 18, 2020, 11:28 PM

36. Hey the truth hurts...

n/t

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Sep 20, 2020, 06:13 PM

38. You are far too deep in Trump's mind . . .

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