All this time I've been fantasizing about Trump's fatal stroke

[Orrex]

Now I've got to start fantasizing about McConnell's.

Oh, well. I can do both.

[mzmolly]

1. Multitasking.

An important skill in these times.

[MontanaMama]

2. I said the same thing tonight.

We need karma to begin her roll call ASAP.

[Leghorn21]

3. I had the exact same thought not an hour ago, Orrex!!

I write my sister-in-law and said,

“Hey, what if MoscowMitch gets so fkn excited about filling a supreme seat that he keels over with a heart attack?!l

I USED TO BE A NICE PERSON

OH WELL”

[Enterstageleft]

4. I won't say what I've been thinking

I'd get banned.

[Orrex]

6. Same, except I'd get arrested.

[Coventina]

8. same same

[dalton99a]

5. "Why do the wicked live on, growing old and increasing in power?"

Job 21: 7

[Orrex]

7. Please don't make me quote Billy Joel at a time like this.

[Blue Owl]

9. Mitch can go reap himself

n/t