How about trump nominate Merrick Garland?

[Peregrine Took]

My husband says that's what Machiavelli would do.

[sfstaxprep]

1. You Mentioned Machiavelli In Same Paragraph As Dipshit?

Like they have even 1 thing in common.

[soothsayer]

4. Maybe prince matchabelli instead

[PCIntern]

2. And monkeys will fly out of my butt....

[Turbineguy]

3. That would be way too smart

for trump.

Of course, Judge Garland could flatter trump in some way....

[Amishman]

8. If they are unable to rally enough Senate votes, it would be a brilliant move

If the Republicans can't get the votes to out their own creature in place, Garland would be an excellent strategic choice as he would be older and more moderate than almost any alternative. It would be really hard for us to say no to Garland without some seriously bad optics.

I can see Mitch or another smart player coming up with this. The hardest sell would be to Trump himself.

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. How about Trump and Pence resign?

This is a much simpler, and more likely, solution.

[Peacetrain]

6. Then Trump would be our useful idiot..

I can live with that

[pandr32]

7. He should be next in line

He waited almost a year and Senate Republicans would not hold a vote.