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Sun Sep 20, 2020, 09:22 AM

A Rosh Hashanah joke:

Last edited Sun Sep 20, 2020, 10:59 AM - Edit history (1)

A very devout Orthodox Jew goes to synagogue and he espies a Talis (prayer shawl) on the rack which he really thinks is beautiful, so In a moment of moral weakness, after the service, he steals it by shoving it down the front of his pants.

The rabbi witnesses this, goes up to him and says, “Moishe, what are you doing? I saw you steal that talis. Please put it back.” Caught, Moishe reaches down into his pants and begins to withdraw the talis when he’s so nervous, that he farts.

The Rabbi says, “What, did you also steal the Shofar?”

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Sep 20, 2020, 09:27 AM

1. Lol.....

Funny!.....But I did have to look up the definition of “shofar!”

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Sep 20, 2020, 10:48 AM

2. Then he left the synagogue and got into a limo ..

... where he blew ....o forget it!

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Response to IggleDuer (Reply #2)

Sun Sep 20, 2020, 10:52 AM

3. Got it

I refrained from posting that one!

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Sun Sep 20, 2020, 10:56 AM

4. Oh, that's funny. Even cute.

Even little boys and girls enjoy that one, I'm sure.

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