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1. So let me get this straight, theres no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?
2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.
3. When this virus thing is over with, I still want some of you to stay away from me.
4. If these last months have taught us anything, its that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet, particularly among politicians and bureaucrats.
5. Just wait a second so what you're telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? Youre kidding, right?
6. People are scared of getting fined or arrested for congregating in crowds, as if catching a deadly disease and dying a horrible death wasnt enough of a deterrent.
7. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal just because we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.
8. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me.
9. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.
10. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.
11. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.
12. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?
13. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear its going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.
14. Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.
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If this is a repeat. Enjoy it anyway. (Original Post)
LakeArenal
Sep 2020
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malaise
(268,693 posts)1. Get thee to the greatest page because we all need a laugh
LakeArenal
(28,802 posts)2. Indeed❣️
Ohiogal
(31,909 posts)3. Thanks, Lake
I needed a laugh today!
LakeArenal
(28,802 posts)4. Yeah. Don't we
Stuart G
(38,414 posts)5. Yes, we sure do...Thank You..K and R
LakeArenal
(28,802 posts)6. Thanks to DU too.
hermetic
(8,301 posts)7. Those are great
Gave me some good chuckles.
crickets
(25,952 posts)8. "I just realized the trash goes out more than me."
Ain't it the darned truth?
Thanks for the laughs, LakeArenal!
appalachiablue
(41,103 posts)9. Did a load of pajamas for enuff clean work clothes this week, lol
lotsa leisurewear