"Anti-mask MAGA lady cucks libs by wearing genitals on face"

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

Wow..... That mask does make her look stupid.

[dchill]

1. There it is. "...the content of her character."

[TheBlackAdder]

105. The's the making of some type of fetish porn I've never seen before. I'm sure it's out there though.

.

It looks like a reimagined strap-on.

.

[MineralMan]

2. Yikes! On what planet would that be a good idea?

Trumptune, I guess.

[CaptYossarian]

24. Wherever ALF came from.

[OneGrassRoot]

78. LOL! I needed that...

Thanks!

[CaptYossarian]

83. Anytime.

I was going to reference Joe Lieberman and cats, but decided to keep it simple.

[GoCubsGo]

93. The planet Melmac.

People need to hide their cats!

[TeamPooka]

152. lol

[Nevilledog]

28. I think it's a case of "everything seems brilliant" until the drugs wear off.

[dchill]

110. Koozebane. That mask is like a porn Muppet.

[poli-junkie]

3. What a fool

[TheBlackAdder]

116. She couldn't use Trump's junk, as that would just look like a kitchen drawer pull knob with 2 grapes

[dalton99a]

4. What a dick

[brush]

14. Yeah, what's on her mind? That's about the ugliest thing I've seen in a while.

[johnnyknj]

58. Yeah, and the mask is nasty too.

[colorado_ufo]

76. This.

[2naSalit]

5. The mask could be an improvement!

Or maybe it's wishful thinking?

[rzemanfl]

6. She's wearing it backwards.

[2naSalit]

7. See my post, #5!

[brush]

15. Heeheehee! Oh, you are bad.

[lunatica]

38. LOL!

You’re going to hell! See ya there!

[keithbvadu2]

45. +1

[Doremus]

55. I'm laughing so loud people are looking at me. hahahahahaha

[rainin]

64. OMG You made me laugh out loud. I'm supposed to be working. Busted!!

[rzemanfl]

67. Sorry. n/t

[rainin]

70. As laughs are a rarity these days, I'm thankful for every one. Thanks for the gift

[lame54]

74. It's bigger on the inside

[Escurumbele]

96. LOL

Thank you for the laugh

[TheBlackAdder]

119. It's reversable wear. Probably has seen action on both sides.

[Brother Buzz]

8. Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces!

[MustLoveBeagles]

104. LOL

[BusyBeingBest]

9. You got a little...something...on yer face, there...

What are those black lumps? Coal? Is this just her favorite things stapled to her face?

[lagomorph777]

11. Flies?

[mantis49]

48. Genital herpes lesions?

n/t

[LuckyCharms]

159. Genital warts.

[dawg]

10. I don't have a problem with that.

As long as she wears a damned mask, I'm fine.

Hosestly, I don't see how this is supposed to be a dig or an insult against me at all.

[nilram]

100. Ditto. WhatEVER, lady. Thanks for wearing a mask.

[BlueLucy]

12. Why on earth would that be a slight to liberals?

More like it shows how idiotic she is.

[crickets]

46. +1

[erpowers]

92. +1

I think the author of the tweet was trying to be sarcastic, but you are right. There is nothing about that picture that does anything to liberals.

[Leith]

13. How come I don't feel cucked?

If some idiot wants to make herself look like a flailing fool, how does that reflect on any of us? It doesn't.

[mr_lebowski]

16. I'd just assume she's a huge fan of big, black cock up against her face

As opposed to feeling cucked in any way.

That's just me.

[roamer65]

43. Same thought here.

I would think she’s into BBC.

[Celerity]

118. Her hubby would literally be cucked by BBC.

[NewJeffCT]

17. Is the person tweeting mocking her?

or in support of her? I can't really tell

[Nevilledog]

22. Yes to mocking.

[PatSeg]

18. Oh yeah, right

That will make the libs look bad!

Damn, that is really nasty.

[durablend]

19. I. feel. so. pwned. right. now.

I. can't. even. stand. it. Guess I need to vote for Trump to make up for it.

[hatrack]

150. Yep. That or suicide. It's the only way I can erase her Powerburn . . .

Seriously,

[WhiskeyGrinder]

20. But like...she's wearing a mask?

[Initech]

21. She's owning herself, she's the one with a dick on her face.

[CaptYossarian]

29. Usually, it takes a few drinks first.

"Is that your mask or are you just glad to see me?"

[Initech]

30. Great COVID pick up line!

[CaptYossarian]

37. The MAGAt breakup line for Covid:

"You're always so NEGATIVE!"

[Earthshine2]

23. Have you ever heard the expression, "Suck my dick from the back"?

I guess that's what it looks like.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

25. What a horrible example for children, just like tRump.

Obviously, she's not looking for a mate.......

Some days, the wit on DU is even better than Tiedrich........

[Doodley]

26. This is one of the results of closing down hundreds of mental asylums.

[Solly Mack]

27. Isn't she special.

[Buns_of_Fire]

31. "Look, Mommy, her mask has a built-in straw!"

I feel so... I mean, I'm just... This is... I can't believe...

Nah. I don't give a shit. I might be tempted to ask her if she has another mask for eating tacos, but other than that...

[MustLoveBeagles]

106. LOL

This thread is cracking me up.

[rzemanfl]

132. I think it's a cigarette holder, unless that isn't her hand with the cigarette in it.

I think she has another mask for eating clams, tacos are too Mexican for an "Murican" woman.

[0rganism]

33. well, at least she's wearing a mask

partial credit for that at least, as long as she keeps her sexual fantasies strapped to her head, covering her mouth and nose

[frogmarch]

34. Her way of saying FU

to liberals because we wear masks.

Stupid and disgusting.

[TDale313]

35. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Whatever, I guess, as long as she’s wearing one... but this one I don’t really get the point of 🤷🏻?♀️

[Greybnk48]

36. "Cuck?" I thought that word was a fave of the Proud Bois.

On Edit: On second look, I see it was probably a Republican cuck who originally posted it.

On edit, edit: I don’t really get it at all?

[AkFemDem]

60. Yes, the tweeter is being purposely ironic.

[Celerity]

128. A good way to enrage a MAGAt is to pre-emptively tell them that THEY are the cuck, cucked by Trump

Always turn their attacks back onto them in advance. They are not used to it and go into defensive modes of blathering nonsense. I find causally calling them incels works like a charm too. It really hits close to home for many, as they very often ARE incels.

I am really good at it in my English football (soccer) chatrooms when American MAGAts swarm to disrupt the chat. They go wild with rage and get banned as they quickly go full racist and homophobic after they look at my profile and see I am a mixed-race lesbian.

[lunatica]

39. Why? Is there a message there?

And most confusing is why isn’t it a White one?

I’m confused!

[Blue_true]

158. Looks like she had/has some experience. That is all I get from it. nt

[Behind the Aegis]

40. "Where can I get one?" -- Jerry Falwell, Jr...asking for a friend

[Arazi]

41. Am I the only that finds this hilarious?

Only way to improve this would be a MAGA hat

[MustLoveBeagles]

107. No

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

42. The Twitter comments are priceless.

And if she's your grandma, are you going to unfriend her on Facebook? I sure would. I don't think I'd want to know that my grandma is sitting up nights crafting a big black dick and balls out of old nylons to wear on her face at a Trump rally.

[Dem2theMax]

80. That was my first thought. The grandkids will disown her.

And she deserves it.

[Cracklin Charlie]

44. She shoulda looked in the mirror first.

That’s a real bad way to treat your own self.

[jayschool2013]

47. I wish mine was that big

The mask, I mean.

[MustLoveBeagles]

108. LOL

[Blue_true]

160. Yeah. I can only have a mask that big if I get a real big running start.

[jayschool2013]

192. Ha!

[area51]

193. +1 n/t

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

49. Another family values Republican

[Blue_true]

163. I bet that she could teach Jerry Falwell's wife a thing or two. nt

[bucolic_frolic]

50. In some jurisdictions isn't that an obscenity?

[Blue_true]

165. Yes. Luck her that she likely don't live in one. nt

[Vinca]

51. Guess she's used to having them in her face. Taking moron to a whole new level.

[Blue_true]

168. Likely, but turned the other way, when it isn't rubbing against her face, or

discharging onto her face. She really outed herself.

[SpankMe]

52. Hey, at least she's wearing a mask. n/t

[BHDem53]

53. Grandma attended a tRump rally

and all I got was a.....

[CaptainTruth]

54. Wearing a Trump hat makes you look stupid.

[enki23]

56. Not accidental that it's brown either.

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[Blue_true]

169. My guess? She has been there before, maybe many times. nt

[Doremus]

57. WTF are the black things on the top. nt

[Nevilledog]

59. Pantyhose Pubes.

[Doremus]

145. .

What kind of a mind creates that? Don't answer I already know.

[George II]

61. Looks like she scooped something up that her dog left on the ground.

[irisblue]

62. I really do not want to know more about her

🤔

[BusyBeingBest]

146. By contrast, I am really dying to know what thought process led up to attaching

dick and balls to one's face. It's just not something that would occur to most people, especially grandmas.

[Blue_true]

170. Yeah.

A Black dick and balls on a blonde haired White woman. Looks like her experience or fantasies got the better of her commonsense.

[Red Pest]

63. She will certainly be socially distanced...by more than 6 feet

Run away! Run away!

[Blue_true]

172. No. She will make a few new friends on the downlow. You will be surprised what people that

apparently think like her are into.

[slumcamper]

65. Definitely making a very strong bid for DEPLORABLE poster girl. n/t

[calimary]

66. Okay, lady. I'm convinced. You're a makeshift dick.

A cheap cheesy copy of a dick, but a dick nonetheless.

And may I say, you wear it well!

[Blue_true]

174. Actually.

I am Black. Except for the envious size of that thing, her attention to detail matches what I have seen in my bath all my adult life. She seems to be speaking from experience.

[NellieStarbuck]

68. Boy, I guess she really showed us a thing or two.

[rurallib]

69. Her children and grandchildren must be so proud

[rockfordfile]

71. hahahahahaha

[NoMoreRepugs]

72. Her grandchildren will be scarred for life.

[Mariana]

191. If she gave a fuck about her grandchildren, she wouldn't be a Republican. nt.

[Greg K]

73. Okie doke, you do you, lady.

[FakeNoose]

75. I guess she's trying to impress her boyfriend

... or something.

[TNNurse]

77. She does seem fond of darker colored male genitals.

Interesting.

[Blue_true]

176. You noticed.

As a Black man that has working eyes, her attention to detail was somewhat impressive. Except for the beyond envious size that leaves me crest-fallen, I saw the exact details that I looked down on as a young man strutting around in my bath.

[Illumination]

79. Poor thing! You really can't expect anymore than THIS from a Trump supporter!...Guess that's

one way to advertise the profession you're in!!!...

[sdfernando]

81. Apparently she is into BBC UC...Whatever floats her boat. /nt

[BigDemVoter]

82. Pussy-Grabber sure has brought "grace and class" back to America. . . .

And that includes Melania too. . . .

[jeffreyi]

84. My inner 10 year old is really enjoying all the comments!

Well she sure as heck is making a statement.

[Mr. Ected]

85. Silly fool has it on backwards

She needs to be able to gag on her stupidity.

[rzemanfl]

134. Beat you to that one. n/t

[Mr. Ected]

136. I saw that after I hit "post"!

Great minds think alike, you know.

Trump coaxes kook to cuck with cock; liberals shove it right down their throats.

[rzemanfl]

138. Great line there. n/t

[Mr. Ected]

140. If these folks weren't so damned dangerous to the rest of us, they'd almost be an asset

The jokes write themselves when they themselves are the joke.

[yuiyoshida]

86. So Republicans can be Disgusting...

yup, its true. This isn't what I really wanted to say... and I am not sure I should say it, but... damn, she is wearing that wrong.,

[llmart]

87. And some wonder why we don't want to get to know them.

That picture tells me all I need to know about his supporters/deplorables. Hillary was so correct.

[oasis]

89. "Irredeemable". nt

[NotANeocon]

88. She is really in need of -

- some of that new Anti Wrinkle cream - on her scrotum.

[jeffreyi]

90. On further reflection

Her powerful and irrefutable statement/mask completely won me over. I am quitting DU, joining the Qbots, buying an auto assault rifle and voting for ....oh, never mind...

[Grokenstein]

91. Republican Grandma Loves Her Some BBC In Her Face, Doesn't She

Bet that mask is a scream when she attends church! Hope she made ones for the rest of the family.

Months ago, I made a joke about getting redcap fools to mask up by selling "truck nutz" for masks. I clearly wasn't thinking big enough.

[Escurumbele]

94. You are all misinterpreting her, she is supporting BLM

See?

[mbusby]

95. Hey...

...she's a...

[Xipe Totec]

97. She's showing she cares for the black members of our society. nt

[Blue_true]

179. She is likely rather selective in that regard. nt

[Sloumeau]

98. There are perhaps better ways for a woman to indicate that she is not satisfied at home. :) nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

109. Her husband just ran out to buy a bigger pickup truck and another gun.

[MustLoveBeagles]

111. Omg!

This has to be one of the funniest threads I've ever seen.

She looks completely ridiculous but at least she's wearing a mask.

[liberaltrucker]

148. Right behind the infamous door buzzard thread

[Blue_true]

181. Yes. This thread is one of the best of the year. I am seriously cracking up as I sit here

reading and posting.

[MustLoveBeagles]

186. She's brought happiness to so many liberals

I'm sure that wasn't her intention.

[Blue_true]

189. Yes. Given the events of the last few days, I am sure that woman has

unintentionally put a lot of mirth in liberals’ hearts.

[Arazi]

154. You forgot bigger truck nuts. It maybe he'll just use hers from the mask

[dflprincess]

162. Perfect!

[muntrv]

99. She is saying MAGAts are dick faces?

[dflprincess]

101. She sure showed us!

How could anyone think of wearing a mask after such a persuasive argument.

[Demovictory9]

133. lol

[Yavin4]

102. And Hillary was wrong for calling them "deplorable".

Really?

[marieo1]

103. Door-knob

That looks like it's just about her mentality!! She looks dumber than a stump!!

[Lonestarblue]

112. Trump supporters just confirm over and over that they have no class.

And then they complain because they think liberals look down their noses at them and think they’re stupid. Yes, when your behavior clearly demonstrates that you’re stupid, then you must be. Case closed.

[milestogo]

113. Is she a Black Dicks Matter supporter?

[Blue_true]

183. Only ones whose trouser imprints leaves her weak in the knees. nt

[LuckyCharms]

114. That looks about 8 inches longer than a normal penis.

I think.

[rzemanfl]

135. If you're speaking of humans. n/t

[iluvtennis]

115. And why are the genitals the color of a black/brown person. She is a disgusting jackass. nt

[LuckyCharms]

117. I have so many possible replies to this that

my head is spinning.

[LuckyCharms]

120. It gets more erect every time she breathes into the back of it.

[LuckyCharms]

121. Why does she look so surprised?

[LuckyCharms]

122. Is she single?

[LuckyCharms]

123. Now that's what you call a "medical condition".

[LuckyCharms]

124. Have you considered that it might be real?

[LuckyCharms]

125. I paid her to take my SATs for me.

[Nevilledog]

137. Only you would try to hijack a thread about a pantyhose dick mask.

[LuckyCharms]

139. I've waited my whole life for this thread.

[Hugin]

155. ...

OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ouch, my back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *I'll sue* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Roc2020]

126. Wonder if she has grandkids. What's on the mask grandma

oh my.

[LuckyCharms]

127. I'm strangely aroused...

This is causing what is known as a "confused boner".

[dflprincess]

167. I did wonder where she got it

not that I would wear it...

[LuckyCharms]

173. Maybe Amazon. Try going there and searching

N95 face dick PPE

[LuckyCharms]

129. She's the Pied Piper for elephants.

[MustLoveBeagles]

185. Do tell

[LuckyCharms]

130. Is that a cigarette in her hand? Does she

smoke it through the urethra?

[steve2470]

131. just...indescribably stupid nt

[Cha]

141. Stupid Magat is "cucking" herself whatever the hell

that means.

[usedtobedemgurl]

142. These are the people who wondered....

How would they explain to men being together to children?!?! Yeah, there goes that argument.

[theaocp]

143. I haven't laughed that hard in a bit.

What a fucking jackass.

[mahina]

144. That is not a lady.

[Bettie]

147. She's a dickhead

and apparently she knows it.

Or she wears it all the time and embarrasses...well, everyone who knows her.

[onethatcares]

149. has she been doxxed yet?

I do think she wears that quite well. I don't know if I'd introduce her to dear old mum, but hey what's the term for a female incel?

[tavalon]

151. That must be heavy

But, at least she's wearing a fucking mask.

[Hugin]

153. I feel so owned.

[Blue_true]

156. What is the definition of cucked?

I thought that it was when a husband watches his wife get it on with another, well endowed man, with the husband drawing intense pleasure from that. Per that definition, the other man can be of any any ethnic group. The woman was wearing a Black man’s genitalia on her face, which seems to imply that the other man can only be Black and the husband/wife of another ethnic group (White, Hispanic, Chinese, Indian, ect).

[Talitha]

157. She got the pattern for it at a MAGA crafting class.

[LuckyCharms]

161. "No, really, it flew through the air and hit me in the mask"

[Autumn]

164. Looks like she has a need to cuck her husband.

[LuckyCharms]

166. See that thing hanging from her ear?

That's an emergency dick ejection pull tab. If the dick starts to get out of control, you pull on the tab and it releases from the mask.

[MustLoveBeagles]

184. LOL

[leftyladyfrommo]

171. I saw somrplace else thst she is Qanon. nt

[LuckyCharms]

175. OMG. I just realized, she's my psychiatrist.

[Nevilledog]

177. This ☝

Explains so much

[LuckyCharms]

178. Oh c'mon now...

She takes it off during our sessions and puts it on a shelf in her office. I have to admit though, it distracts me. I keep looking at it out of the corner of my eye.

[LuckyCharms]

180. Please leave her alone. Maybe it got there by accident.

[Blue_true]

187. She was dis-satisfied by the performance, her having built up such anticipation. So, she

whipped out the ole handy meat cleaved and later made use of her freezer.

The fantasies are likely boiling over in her little skull.

[LuckyCharms]

182. Mom? What are you doing?

[LuckyCharms]

188. She should have used one that didn't have "shrinkage".

[Chiyo-chichi]

190. "Respirator?! I though they said be sure to wear a 'baby-maker' on your face!"

[myccrider]

194. Cthulu mated with an a$$ and lo, their child was born!

[Hotler]

195. Hey lady, you have it on the wrong side of the mask. nt

[LuckyCharms]

196. K&R!!

[consider_this]

197. Literally promoting a dickhead?

Is that what it means?