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So, the shitstorm refused to abate even long enough to let us grieve. We didnt really expect it to. And were tired, sure, but were battle-hardened by now. Fascism relies on overwhelming the populace, pelting us with turd upon turd until were so worn down and covered in shit that we collapse. It isnt working, have you noticed that? Were too close to the finish line, sure, but were too strong for it, too. So join me for a bit, read through all this awful, fucked-up news, and marvel at how, after all these years and all this atrocity, your despair has not overwhelmed your resolve.
(tonight like every night, find this post, with news links, here: http://showercapblog.com/your-face-is-an-anarchist-jurisdiction-and-other-tales-of-fascism/)
Well, happy 200,000 Covid Deaths Day, everybody! Though surely an undercount, the record now officially states that two hundred thousand American lives, each of them precious (well, maybe not Carl), have been lost, senselessly, victims of Donald Trumps selfishness and incompetence, yes, but also of the rotten, venal political party that enables his every crime, and somebodys writing all those crimes down, right? Like in one central list? Youre never winning a Nobel Prize, you demented loser, but youre getting close to meriting comparison to Stalin, slaughtering-your-own-people-wise, anyway.
Naturally, the proto-fascist GOP gazed out upon this macabre milestone, the greatest, costliest failure of leadership in modern times, and decided their dying, rageful, minority movement had earned itself a little treat, in the form the Notorious and Not-even-buried-yet RBGs seat on the Supreme Court.
Basically, Hi, youre welcome for the corpse mound and the double digit unemployment and the lost year of fury and despair, wed also like to remove some of your rights now. They are...insane, to imagine people will put up with this.
At least weve dispensed with the bullshit political theatre, the Calvinball contortions and ethical masturbation. Bottom line: Mitch McConnell poked this bear once before, and he realigned 40 House districts right out of his own partys base; while the bear remained, understandably, quite angry, the bear might have contented itself with devouring Cory Gardner and Martha McSally on Election Day, maybe nibbling on Thom Tillis toes a little bit, but now the bears gonna fast for a few days, make a little room, like when youve got reservations at a Brazilian steakhouse. Keep pokin that bear, Yertle, youre gonna find out just how many of your colleagues live in straw houses.
It was Milksop King Willard Romney who took on the Oh You Thought Id Do the Right Thing? Suckers! role traditionally filled by Susan Collins. That Mittens wants to grant a lifetime appointment to the highest court in the land to the very criminal he voted earlier this year to remove from office for high crimes and misdemeanors tells you all you need to know about the man; that his moral compass is a dog turd using live maggots for needles.
Naturally, the Velveeta Vulgarian brought his trademark Shittiness for Shittiness Sake to the discussion, proclaiming Ginsburgs well-publicized dying wish to be a hoax orchestrated by Chuck, Nancy, and Adam Schiff, that shifty little pencil-necked geek. Now, nobody proposed our beloved Ruths last request be given actual legal weight, but in the end, its this very sort of pointless cruelty his voters want, more than any high court decision.
I see President Ostomy Bag is still pursuing the idea of giving the American education system a fascist makeover, gross. White-washing propaganda, with an extra coating or two to really give it that white nationalist sheen, is to be equated with patriotism, while anti-racist teachings are labeled child abuse. People think the Trump campaign is this careening clowncar, smashing wildly into the guardrails, and to an extent it is, but on one important level, the closing message is clear and consistent: a second Trump term would transform the United States into a post-democracy, white supremacist dictatorship, ruled in perpetuity by...a family of idiot game show hosts, for some reason.
Thats the pitch. Thats what theyre selling. All of them. Since Lafayette Square its been pretty much all fascism. And thats deliberate. Theyre pitching this vote as the last one. The last vote in American history, for white people who cant bear the thought of sharing the country with anyone else. Break every law, fail every test, hell, fuck up an entire pandemic response for the stupidest conceivable reasons, destroying millions of jobs in the process, and even then, the people shall not have the right to depose their dumbfuck overlords.
Such audacity in the face of, lame gaslighting attempts notwithstanding, the undeniable, indeed inescapable river of shit were all wading though. You Nazi clowns, if you want to take away our right to self-rule, have the common sense to deliver, if not prosperity, at least something a little more appealing than the BIGGEST FUCKUP IN AMERICAN HISTORY.
See, that shit works in Russia, but we are not a people that will tolerate autocracy, or tyranny of the minority; we are in fact rather thoroughly indoctrinated with a completely contrary set of values, and you buttsniffers havent rewritten the textbooks just yet. You assclowns are already much further out on this limb than you understand, but Americans will not be ruled without our consent. Theres still time to figure that out the easy way, but not much.
HHS Secretary Alex Azar is fully DTF (down to fascism), proclaiming himself Padishah Emperor of the Known Universe, Specifically the Food and Drug Administration. The idea here seems to be, the truth is what Alex Azar says it is! Fuck you, no its not. You arent even impressive Nazis. Azar, Pompeo, Chad Wolf...the Dotard himself! Mediocrities radiating insecurity from every pore! And they really imagine its strength theyre projecting!
Anyway, Seems the CDC is ground zero for the Turdmaggot Administrations latest Orwellian airstrike against the forces of reason and public health. Guidelines are being issued and reversed and yanked and jerked in all directions at alarming rates; last time I checked, I think youre supposed to shove a peanut-butter-and-hydroxychloroquine sandwich up your ass every day before you leave the house. Its gotta be on rye bread though, or it doesnt work.
Its utter madness of course; all this is being done in the vain, desperate hope that four years of abomination will be forgiven and forgotten by the abused, exhausted electorate when these integrity black holes breathlessly announce a coronavirus vaccine the day before Halloween. Sorry kids, yall spent your credibility allowance on crowd size and windmill cancer. I mean, how many Boy Who Cried Wolf gags can one blogger honestly be expected to come up with? Shit.
God love em for trotting Larry The Groundhog That Unfailingly Heralds Doom Kudlow out to proclaim the runaway success/general hunky-doryness of all things. The very fact that someone in the Shart House comms shop deployed LARRY FUCKING KUDLOW at this late date, expecting America to hug him like the goddamn Snuggle Bear proves theyre unfit to govern. Good lord.
Redactor General William Barr designated Portland, Seattle and NYC as anarchist jurisdictions, to be stripped of federal funds as punishment for allowing the First Amendment to exist within city limits, and golly, the Republican dedication to limited government is breathtaking to behold. All part of pitch of course; diverse, blue, URBAN America, brought to heel, its riches plundered. How they plan to get us heathens to tolerate this state of affairs is...heh, unclear.
Anyhoo, its not just national Republicans who believe repeated, deadly failures merit totalitarian power grabs, oh no! Ron DeSantis, probably the most murderously inept governor in America, unveiled an exciting line of fun, fashy, new laws for the fall! While decriminalizing vehicular manslaughter, provided the victim is a filthy leftist, Ron-Ron also proposes some thrilling* loopholes designed to outlaw our very right to protest!
The BALLS on this goon. Hey, now that Ive catastrophically failed you during a public health crisis, resulting in thousands of unnecessary deaths, Ive decided to redefine citizenship to exclude anyone who disapproves of my blundering! Folks. Authoritarian Party. Not particularly subtle.
The truth is, Republican officials arent exactly being dragged against their will into these fascist flirtations. Many of them are taking to it quite naturally, in fact.
For example, Georgias unelected Senator, Kelly Loeffler, in her bid to fill the remainder of Johnny Isaksons term, is asking the electorate to overlook her self-dealing financial crimes because shes more conservative than Attila the Hun, which is essentially the same argument used by Hairplug Himmler himself: Yes I am an incompetent crook incapable of and uninterested in delivering any positive change for anyone other than myself, BUT I am cruel, and I will hurt the people you despise.
Now, if Kelly is merely yearning for the violent destruction of her enemies, on the state level youve got mega creeps like Kentucky state Representative and proud supporter of President What if Elmer Gantry Fucked the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Robert S. Goforth, newly indicted for strangling a woman with an ethernet cable. Now, this is not the first time Rob has been accused of violently assaulting a woman, but Kentucky Republicans still wont boot him from the legislature, because they think its important that the fella who just got INDICTED FOR STRANGLING A WOMAN WITH AN ETHERNET CABLE be allowed to weigh in on the laws governing society. Cool cool cool.
The latest filings from Manhattan district attorney Cy Vances investigation into the Turd Family Robinsharts finances says theyre maybe kinda prolly under investigation for tax fraud, so can we see some damn tax returns now? Wow. The next season of this show looks like it could be really exciting, and full of satisfying payoffs, assuming the Rule of Law returns to the cast; Im told there are backstage personality conflicts with Bill Barr, so its gonna have to be one or the other.
Look, the odds are, weve all got a Zoom funeral or two to get to, so Ill bookend with the death toll and get out of your hair. To Donald John Trump, loser high priest to a drooling death cult, 200,000 individual human-life-shaped tragedies adds up to a so-called pandemic which affects virtually nobody.
I dont understand how they dont see it. The Children of the Candy Corn. Like, I get the cultiness, the fear and the hate and the promise to punish the enemy and pillage their lands, but like...his disdain for all human life...his contempt for you, his followers, specifically...he keeps saying it, out loud, right in front of you, over and over, and just...how do yall not see it?
Its also National Voter Registration Day, otherwise known as EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY here in my wine cave**. Youre registered, right? Youve got a plan to vote? Safely, and EARLY? Gonna track your vote to make sure its been counted? These are perilous times, Resisters, and your citizenship is required.
Big thanks to everyone using the Fascist-Flushing Action Guide to donate to our awesome candidates, by the way. We just brought back the Six-Packs, which allow you to donate to groups of candidates at once. Whether youre looking to protect our most vulnerable House incumbents or flip the Senate right out of Mitch McConnells shitty little terrapin claws, everybody knows a six-pack is better than one lonely ol beer.
http://showercapblog.com/shower-caps-fascist-flushing-2020-senate-action-guide/
And yeah, Im launching the Kickstarter for comic #2, MINE from Resistance Comics, in a week. Were proud of it, and we think youll like it, but please, if youre choosing between a donation to Steve Bullock or Theresa Greenfield and my humble funny book, GIVE TO THE DEMS, no contest.
*to Nazis
**I do not have a wine cave. Also, Gordon Lightfoot is still alive.
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(9,898 posts)Spot on as usual.
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