First Caputo, now Bingo-Bongo...Dan Bongino says he has a tumor in his neck

[Roland99]

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/very-scary-dan-bongino-breaks-down-on-air-revealing-that-hes-been-diagnosed-with-tumor-in-his-neck

Conservative radio host Dan Bongino announced to his listeners on Tuesday that he has been diagnosed with a tumor.

“It’s a tumor, but there’s a strong likelihood that it is not cancerous,” Bongino told his followers on Rumble, a platform he recently bought a stake in as a response to YouTube censorship, adding that at first he thought the growth was a lipoma. “We don’t know what it is. It’s in a very weird spot in my neck near my carotid artery, near vocal cords and things, and it is big. It's 7 centimeters ... It’s scary.”


“I noticed when I came out of the MRI machine that the look on the doctor’s face changed a little bit as he told me in the room inside that it is not a lipoma,” an emotional Bongino said as he fought back tears. “Which was very scary.”

A conservative says, "It hasn't happened to me, so I don't care."
A liberal says, "It shouldn't happen to anyone, that's why I care."

[PJMcK]

1. In other news...

...Doctors have discovered a cancerous tumor at the head of the U.S. government.

"Which was very scary."

[BannonsLiver]

2. They can both go fuck themselves sideways

[roamer65]

3. This liberal doesn't care about him.

Hopefully he doesn’t get to vote.

[Kid Berwyn]

4. Like the way you put the difference, Roland99!

A conservative says, "It hasn't happened to me, so I don't care."
A liberal says, "It shouldn't happen to anyone, that's why I care."

[soothsayer]

5. Drumpf must be testing the fake vaccine on them

Kidding but weird they both have strange neck growths (besides their heads, many people are saying).

[AZ8theist]

6. Thoughts and prayers

asshole

[agingdem]

7. why announce when nobody gives a damn...

on the other hand...if it is the Big C then it is what it is...and I still don't give a damn..

[Bleacher Creature]

8. I hope they both have good health insurance. NT

[IggleDuer]

15. And no pre existing conditions!

It would be a shame if he had a pre-existing condition.

[ihas2stinkyfeet]

9. um. docs dont do mri's. tech's do.

then a radiologist somewhere, maybe india, reads it, sends a report to your doc, and when you come to your next appt, he tells you what they saw..
which is to say- bullfuckingshit.

[Roland99]

11. Well, this was his doc...

https://twitter.com/stella_immanuel

[ihas2stinkyfeet]

12. well then. why bother w the mri?

[KG]

10. thoughts. prayers. whatevs.

[Bettie]

13. Sympathy for him?

Nope. None.

If someone else told that exact story, he'd mock them for it.

[lagomorph777]

14. Putin's mind control chips turned out to be carcinogenic.

[MagickMuffin]

16. I guess the lying karma machine is busy at work

Who'll be next in line?

[dustyscamp]

17. f that guy

[fleur-de-lisa]

18. I really don't care, do you?

[2naSalit]

19. Nope.

Not me neither.

[octoberlib]

20. A lipoma is a benign tumor so if it's not a lipoma......

I wonder if steroid use causes cancer.

[Midnight Writer]

21. It's your control implant, Dan. DO NOT REMOVE IT!

Once you are able to clearly see what you have done with your life, you will be emotionally devastated.