Got my sign UP! Already have the MAGAt neighbor is calling 'my lawyer'. I. LOVE. THIS.

[634-5789]

Call a Whaaamblance! She waddled her fat ass over to tell me that she was calling 'my lawyer'--- because I'm a traitor. I. LOVE. THIS.

[soothsayer]

1. Beauty!

[cwydro]

2. How can she call anyone about what YOU have on YOUR property?

What am I missing.

[634-5789]

16. She's a Hopped-Up Hosebag for Rump. 'Nuff said.

[cwydro]

18. Yikes.

I’m lucky with my neighbors at least, despite the fact at least one is a buffoon supporter.

[TheBlackAdder]

66. Haven't used hosebag for a couple of decades.

[The Polack MSgt]

81. Due for a comeback I reckon. nt

[sarge43]

92. It's a classic. It stands the test of time. n/t

[dchill]

112. A favorite of Bob and Doug Mackenzie!

[Grasswire2]

113. oh god -- Strange Brew.

I haven't thought about that for ages.

[TheBlackAdder]

115. I think that was hoser.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

122. Take off, eh? you hoser!

[634-5789]

130. Time for a recall!

[Norbert]

29. Freedom of speech only applies if you are a trumpinista

I thought everyone knew that.

[Thomas Hurt]

33. She is a magical thinker, it is true because she says it is.

[calimary]

143. Dark magic for sure. Straight from the Dark Side.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

55. The fact that these belligerently ignorant Trump cultists have no fcking clue

about how "law and order" is supposed to work.

[Grokenstein]

111. Well, look at their leader.

Last edited Fri Sep 25, 2020, 06:39 AM - Edit history (1)

He just described a reporter getting shot by pigs as "law and order" and "the most beautiful thing."

Link to tweet

This "neighbor" thinks a yard sign is a violation of the First Amendment, but is likely okay with this. That's revolting.

[malaise]

118. He also referred to Ali as that Indian reporter from CNN

not sure if it was on this clip or another one but I saw it on M$NBComcast

[Evolve Dammit]

132. jesus he's Canadian

[malaise]

134. Not to the Racist in chief

[2naSalit]

149. And, I wouldn't know or repeat other than...

He often proudly proclaims that he's a Kenyan born Muslim himself. So he's cosmopolitan and he seems like a fine person from what I can see of him.

[Evolve Dammit]

150. Ali is an awesome reporter/ journalist. Stephanie Ruel is as well. They used to be partners on MSNBC

[lastlib]

137. Their law, their order.

Fascism for the rest of us.

[NoRoadUntravelled]

94. Like Trump, the neighbor has no clue re: First Amendment

[Beartracks]

98. Nor, perhaps, a clue.

[HermitageHermit]

125. Maybe an HOA?

There are numerous home owner associations out there looking to enforce rules about signs and such. But the OP would know about that, and there wouldn't be any political signs in this development

[634-5789]

131. The wife is the HOA president and trustee, we knw the rules, and

there's nary a damned thing crazy neighbor can do about our 4 signs. Nothing.

[mdbl]

142. You were missing the fact that trump supporters are either

really greedy or stupid. This neighbor must be the latter.

[Texin]

146. Oh, they can. We know they do.

And in those neighborhoods that have homeowners associations, they can restrict what people have on their lawns. But in this case, based on the photos with the chain link fencing, I'm thinkin' it's a safe bet that they are not governed by a HOA.

[drray23]

3. is she so delusional she thinks voting for Biden

is against the law ?

[Mariana]

105. I'm sure that's her fervent wish.

Along with the rest of the MAGAts, I imagine she'd just love for it to be against the law to disagree with her.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. She'll have to invent someone to call! What a hoot.

Brass-plated idiot!

LOVE YOUR SIGNS!

[Boogiemack]

72. Isn't that the kind of police call for which they will lock up the caller?

The only thing that will stop a bully, a coward, or Trumpster is one frigging example of one or more of them being locked up and kept away from their drugs.

[DFW]

76. I know who she should call!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

77. Of Course!

[Mickju]

110. That made me LOL!

[Laelth]

5. Well done. k&r n/t

-Laelth

[JustAnotherGen]

6. What state are you in?

I'm in NJ. I have 12 Biden/Harris flags/signs up. Along with my Union 34 Star Flag, Free State of My Last Name signs, etc. etc.

I wish a mofo would threaten to sue me!

[634-5789]

8. Illinois here...

She's positively bonkers, left her Karen slipper on the road when she took her cottage cheesy ass across the street, an NOW there's a Deputy's car sitting in front of her house. HOO!!

[Zambero]

25. As in BLUE STATE Illinois!

Crazy neighbor lady needs to call the cops on the entire state, since most of the inhabitants are "traitors".

[Geechie]

59. Don't be so sure

Great swaths of Illinois are red as can be. There are some very angry Trumpers outside the major cities.

[Zambero]

87. And outnumbered as well

Zero EV's for the delusional aggrieved ones. In a reversal of the Illinois dynamic, I'm in a blue city (Boise) located within the otherwise deep red state of Idaho. Locally in the majority, but outnumbered by hordes of Trump lovers elsewhere. Hopefully, one day Idaho will wise up and get on track to be the next Arizona.

[Salviati]

100. There's only one response to those sort...

[Grasswire2]

114. full tank of gas..... nt

[Demsrule86]

136. Not enough of them this year or any year. I drove through Illinois on my way from Georgia to

Wisconsin when my husband's plant closed...most boring drive in my life...more corn than people...huge fields and a handful of people. Miles between the smallest of towns. I remember I bought gas cans and filled them stuck them in the way back despite the moaning and crying of the children because of the smell...cracked a window! I wasn't sure I would not run out of gas during a long stretch...and sure enough I used that gas twice...This was about 10 years ago.

[lastlib]

139. (you haven't driven through Nebraska, have you....?)

(or Kansas?)

[Ray Bruns]

31. Cottage Cheesy Fat ASS

I am stealing that one

[TruckFump]

65. Seems like she resembles trump! EOM

[LuckyLib]

32. I'd love to hear the conversation. Law enforcement folks have to put up with a host of whack jobs.

And mostly they listen to the rants.

[Midnight Writer]

46. Lordy, I hope the cop doesn't shoot the poor wretch.

[mercuryblues]

61. She's white. Nothing to worry about

She's allowed to rant and rave, make nuisance calls to the police, and harass neighbors without repercussions.

[machoneman]

138. Wow! A deputy's car. Bet she went on a phone rant, demanding your arrest for treason. Hah!

Illinois here too in heavily red DuPage County, west and outside the Chicago metro area. Yesterday, I biked the neighborhood (Lombard, Downers Grove, Westmont, etc.) and saw a slew of Biden/Harris signs! Amazingly, unlike 4 years ago, very few Trump/Pence signs, almost I'd say a 8 or 9 to 1 ratio for Biden/ Harris.

Woo-hoo!

[634-5789]

140. She was out on her porch for

at LEAST 2 hours screaming to someone. it was wonderful. We could hear her with the front door closed.

[lame54]

10. She'll need a team of lawyers for that

[rwsanders]

64. Back when "tea parties" were for kids, I settled on the Betsy Ross flag because the principles in

the Declaration of Independence were so clearly put, but we've kind of drifted from them since then. I fly it with the flag for Washington's Cruisers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Tree_Flag
I finally put it up on my boat, but the Trumpers seem to think I'm one of them.

Sometime I'll have to find another place to declare it, but they can't have all of our symbols and so for lurking Trumpers/Freepers or other 2 time neoconfederate Nazi losers, I'm taking the Betsy Ross flag because any problem that we have in the nation today is a result of things that you wanted, and because past leaders tried to coddle you. So if you see me, I'm flying it in DEFIANCE of everything you corporate sycophants represent.

[JustAnotherGen]

7. PS - I NEED

That flag to add to my yard flare!

[634-5789]

14. https://www.zazzle.com/joe_biden_2020_trump_10_to_20_lock_him_up_banner-256597180578079583

[RAB910]

9. I don't let them play those games

If your support Trump or the GOP you are evil anti-American scum. I don't let them play the fake patriot games, they are the traitors of the highest order for supporting that criminal traitor in the White House

[KS Toronado]

30. Calling a neighbor a traitor is projecting, like the saying "It takes one to know one"

[TexasTowelie]

11. The lawyer will be ruining the neighbor's adrenalin buzz.

[reACTIONary]

103. And charging for it. nt

[uriel1972]

12. Sue thy neighbour... nt

[MLAA]

13. Beautiful!

[bluestarone]

15. Be sure to mention to HER that

You have traps set up all over your yard for trespassers.

[rzemanfl]

17. Does the sun shine in different directions where you live? n/t

[634-5789]

40. Yep. This sign will catch the sun all day.

[Mariana]

19. I think you should set up an infrared motion-detection camera.

With luck you can catch some shots or vid of her when she comes over in the dead of night to steal or destroy your property, and she'll need to call her lawyer for real.

[634-5789]

35. we have a wildlife camera set up and nicely camouflaged....

[Mariana]

37. Very good. nt.

[mdbl]

145. The wildlife in your neighborhood

sounds very annoying.

[BannonsLiver]

20. Excellent

Please keep us updated. I would have told her to kindly fuck off.

[634-5789]

42. She came over without a mask, I told her if she didn't go home, I was getting the garden hose out..

[Tess49]

67. LOL

[SaveOurDemocracy]

89. I. LOVE. THAT! Just what she deserved. 😃

[Karma13612]

21. That is so cool!!!!!!

The sign is! Not her threat. But I think you probably guessed that!

LOL!!

[StarryNite]

22. Well done!

[Butterflylady]

23. I absolutely love it when you get them pissed off!!!!

[dubyadiprecession]

24. I love that sign.

Your neighbors blood is boiling!

[Harker]

26. The Gestapo always rings twice. n/t

[erronis]

49. No. I don't think they ring - they barge in without warrants or reason.

The third reich gestapo, that is.

I have no idea what the deplorables will do. But doubt it will be two rings and then a calling card.

[Harker]

60. You're right about the Third Reich.

I meant that the domestic version won't take no answer for an answer.

[LakeArenal]

27. Too bad you don't have a like minded neighbor willing to do the same.

It’s amazing how the bigger the sign the more hopped up they get.

[dawg day]

28. I hope the attorney charges her $500 to tell her no way.

And then gives the money to the DNC.

[MissMillie]

41. This (n/t)

.

[Aristus]

34. I can't count how many nut-jobs I've met in my life who constantly makes threats

of "calling my lawyer".

As if these hoseheads could afford to look at a lawyer passing by on the street...

[reACTIONary]

104. Then there's the one that told me ...

... he IS a lawyer. Oh... Scary!!

I told him that I felt sorry for him.

[Moostache]

36. Reminded me of this classic Simpsons moment...

[sure why not]

38. Amazon has banners that are 19 x 116" long

that say: Biden / Harris 2020 Make America Think Again

That would piss her off!

[liberalla]

78. That's a good one!

[calimary]

93. Welcome to DU, sure why not!

That's a good one, also!

Not the first time I've seen that message, but it sure does bear repeating!

Biden/Harris 2020 - Make America Think Again!

[NNadir]

39. A traitor to whom? Her hero Putin? Why doesn't she just move to Russia, the only country she...

...apparently loves.

[kimbutgar]

43. Have the police come over to your house or has it already left her house?

[634-5789]

50. They[re gone, and she's out on her porch on the phone.

And screaming...to somebody. 😂🤣

[George II]

44. How much did it cost? Maybe we can start a GoFundMe page to buy you one or two more!!!

[634-5789]

48. $36! Cheap.

[cilla4progress]

45. I was in on a domestic violence calendar here last week

and there was a case of a trumper seeking protection from a Democrat for stealing his trump sign!

It was so petty. Judge shamed them both...

Next week the Dem went in to get a mutual protection order - protecting HIM from the Trumper!

[lpbk2713]

47. Her lawyer will love you for it.

Right after he mails out her latest bill.

[erronis]

53. Lawyers only thank you when the check clears the bank.

And rarely even then.

[ffr]

51. Tell her to look in the mirror. Hers is the party of Putin, Gaddafi, and Kim.

If she can't figure that out, it's not your fault.

[JDC]

52. Calling "her lawyer" - no doubt has one on retainer...

Clowns.

[durablend]

54. Tell her to go back to Russia where she came from

[kimbutgar]

56. If she tries to remove it and hurts herself she might try to sue you!

If you can keep a watch with your cell phone for the next couple of hours and get her on video if she tries to sabotage it. How old is she?

[634-5789]

71. early 50's. Twice divorced. 100% tRumper Hosebag.

Hour later, she's still on the phone squealing to one of her MAGAt jackasses about what a bad person I am. Have decided to get the same sign for the BACK of the property.

[jcgoldie]

57. Hope her lawyers not Bill Barr

.. I'm sure Billy would find it perfectly legal to sue you...

[Thekaspervote]

58. Great sign!! I had mine nabbed. I just replaced it and gave another donation

[barbtries]

108. A friend wrote on her sign

If you steal this it's another $100 to Biden AND to the DNC

[Thekaspervote]

116. I did something similar. It's funny just imagining how foiled the interloper must feel when they

See it replaced

[ARPad95]

62. My Pro-America Anti-Trump sign comes next week. I can't wait for the Trumpsters around here to

realize the reverse is true for them (i.e., Anti-America Pro-Trump). bwahaha!

[TruckFump]

63. Let her call her lawyer...

...hope he charges her big time -- leaves less money for her to send to the Orange Asshole.

[tandem5]

68. Seems like there's a reverse lawyer joke in there somewhere...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a Trump supporter?

One's a bottom feeding low-life out for himself and the other practices the law.

[BlueJac]

69. I love it!

Keep kicking ass.

[SoonerPride]

70. You should tell her, as so many trumpers are fond of saying, and I quote:

"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS"

[blueseas]

73. Love this

[AllaN01Bear]

74. tuolumne county ca checking in. riot. bring it on lady. in my apartment quite a few years ago,

someone has put a kerry /edwards sign in their window and someone complained to the manager about it and wanted the manager to take the sign down. the manager said no.

[Momgonepostal]

109. Howdy, neighbor! Stanislaus a County here. Nt

[PatrickforO]

75. Interesting. Did you see that Russian whistleblower talking about

the real propaganda attack from Russia? How they don't actually take any positions but their mission is to make us move a little further to the extreme, just a little. They capitalize on streams of thought. The examples she used were how Jewish people and Muslims in the UK were turned against each other, and how the Russian trolls helped make that happen.

The reason I'm thinking about this is that I strongly feel Trump and the entire GOP are traitors. I mean, really, really strongly feel that, like ready for civil war feel that. I want grand juries, indictments, trials and convictions.

What is interesting is the Trump supporter feels that way about you.

So we have been brilliantly played here by Mr. Putin and his oligarchs. We hate each other so we won't notice them picking our pockets, stripping the treasury to give our money that we paid in to our government that is supposedly of, by and for the people, to oligarchs, billionaire parasites, corporations and Wall Street.

Always about money...but you know, if you really think it through we are taxed without representation. An example is these people decided to set up a Space Force. Silly me, I'd rather have had healthcare!

[yonder]

79. Lights. For illumination at night time. More than necessary.

Those little stick-in-the ground solar ones are cheap.

[Dem2theMax]

80. Maybe anonymously mail her a Russian flag from Amazon?

She's the traitor. She may as well fly the flag of the country she supports.

[DesertRat]

82. Love it!

[marble falls]

83. Got to be more you can add to this that still meets the law, maybe one of those compressed ...

air wavy armed figures:

[BobTheSubgenius]

84. I don't use the "Karen" epithet, because i think it is unfair to all the perfectly lovely Karens.

However, in this instance, I'd break my self-imposed stricture and call her Karenkaren.

"Because one 'Karen' just isn't enough to describe you."

[SergeStorms]

85. I'm sure "your lawyer" is shitting bricks.

Freaking tRump morans! You can't be a patriot or love this country if you support Joe Biden.

Why can't these people see the wholesale damage tRump has done to our country? They think a constant menu of hate and fear is healthy? Be on the lookout for your lovely neighbor or her kin to destroy anything that disagrees with her sick, hateful pea-brain.

I can't wait for the day when these despicable, deplorable losers crawl back beneath the rocks tRump summoned them from.

[niyad]

86. Personally, I hope she finds a shyster who will soak her broke, doing absolutely nothing.

[Zambero]

91. The good lawyer will duly resolve her concerns

by forwarding a copy of the U.S. Constitution delivered in a small envelope with a characteristically hefty billing enclosed. Relevant pages, namely the First Amendment, will be highlighted for emphasis.

[Chicagogrl1]

88. Bless her heart

What a dip shit. Tell her, call away moron!!

[ailsagirl]

90. Those people are truly demented

[NurseJackie]

95. Are you in a "red state"? Or do you just have a "red" neighbor?

[treestar]

96. If her definition of treason is voting for a challenger to the incumbent

she was probably treasonous in 2012!

Looks like brains are not her thing.

[whistler162]

97. Probably had/has

Hillary For Prison signs and paraphernalia all over her house.

[Blue Owl]

99. Bwah!

Great Moments in Lawn Signs

[warmfeet]

101. Loveya.

[Beartracks]

102. Reminds me of "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Kind of makes me think the greatest trick the Republicans ever pulled was convincing the country they aren't traitors. But actually, it's more like: the greatest trick the Republicans ever pulled was convincing the country the Democrats ARE traitors.

And this is why your neighbor is confused. And also why no amount of facts will change her mind.

=============

[Luz]

106. Lol. It reminds me of a house in my neighborhood that

sti)aine yard sign up. She has a trumpster neighbor too.

[Luz]

107. Lol. It reminds me of a house in my neighborhood that

still had her Clinton/Kaine yard sign up, and now 3 Biden signs. She has a trumpster neighbor too.

[cstanleytech]

117. So what was the reason she gave for threatening to contact your attorney?

[634-5789]

121. it was HER atty. you read that wrong.

[cstanleytech]

123. Still I have to wonder what the reason she gave was. After all was it due to a HOA issue or

because she is a fucking idiot?

[634-5789]

129. Well, she called the sheriff..

The deputy came, talked to her and left. She was out on her porch for well over 2 hours talking...screaming...ranting on her phone. Definite trumper MAGAt hosebag.

[cstanleytech]

133. So not a HOA issue then and simply the ravings of a moronic nutjob having a meltdown.

[634-5789]

135. Yeah, she's the one who gave out trump bumper stickers last halloween to kids.

I was giddy that she lost her mind when she saw that sign. Made my week!

[Meowmee]

119. Good sign😹👍🏻

[oldsoftie]

120. Her lawyer will GLADLY take her money

[KewlKat]

124. Make it so

[greymattermom]

126. Tell him to have a long talk with his lawyer.

Make sure he gets a big bill for the call.

[Buns_of_Fire]

127. Gee, I hope this doesn't impact the Christmas block party/gift exchange. nt

[Evolve Dammit]

128. No Holiday card for you this year! "waddled her fat ass.." love it. The base does share that look.

[onetexan]

141. LOVE!!!

10 to 20 Good job!

[Act_of_Reparation]

144. I would have gone into law if I could have been guaranteed clients like that.

Imagine idiots lining up to give you fifty bucks an hour to explain the first amendment to them, knowing full well they're never going to understand.

[Marcuse]

147. Poor lady. She thinks she needs a lawyer for a mental heath referral

When a MAGAT says Democrats are driving him crazy, tell him he’s within walking distance.

[FakeNoose]

148. Mission accomplished

Congratulations!