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Sick Creative Minds Wanted (Original Post) lame54 Sep 2020 OP
He'll creep up behind Biden like he did with Clinton. Solly Mack Sep 2020 #1
Looking for something not seen yet... lame54 Sep 2020 #3
He won't show up... Moostache Sep 2020 #2
He pulls off his human suit and unhinges his jaw Bettie Sep 2020 #4
Yes! n/t Geechie Sep 2020 #9
he will lie. and lie. and lie some more. a continuous lie fest. NRaleighLiberal Sep 2020 #5
He brought Bill's accusers to Hillary's debate... lame54 Sep 2020 #15
Don't blink. safeinOhio Sep 2020 #6
He'll get an "emergency call" after the first question. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #7
Fake a heart attack Geechie Sep 2020 #8
Have Biden arrested or worse at the debate nt Fresh_Start Sep 2020 #10
This is tougher than it sounds. foo_fighter999 Sep 2020 #11
He'll make a wanking motion at some point. chowder66 Sep 2020 #12
On demand flatulence and belching... Wounded Bear Sep 2020 #13
will there be a live audience there? IcyPeas Sep 2020 #14

Solly Mack

(90,758 posts)
1. He'll creep up behind Biden like he did with Clinton.
Thu Sep 24, 2020, 04:16 PM
Sep 2020

Not that that took a sick or creative mind to venture. It's a bully move, so Trump will do it.

lame54

(35,268 posts)
3. Looking for something not seen yet...
Thu Sep 24, 2020, 04:18 PM
Sep 2020

Something that will make his Hillary debate stunts look like friendly pranks

Moostache

(9,895 posts)
2. He won't show up...
Thu Sep 24, 2020, 04:17 PM
Sep 2020

Then he will go on Fox and claim that Biden (and everyone else) was in the wrong place and THEY didn't show up.

Bettie

(16,077 posts)
4. He pulls off his human suit and unhinges his jaw
Thu Sep 24, 2020, 04:18 PM
Sep 2020

to consume the moderator when he is asked a question that he doesn't like.

NRaleighLiberal

(60,009 posts)
5. he will lie. and lie. and lie some more. a continuous lie fest.
Thu Sep 24, 2020, 04:19 PM
Sep 2020

so, business as usual. it's all he has, all he can do.

foo_fighter999

(86 posts)
11. This is tougher than it sounds.
Thu Sep 24, 2020, 05:21 PM
Sep 2020

It's kind of hard to top the craziness that spews from his mouth but I'll give it a shot. I predict he will:

* State that the slave trade was good for the slaves because it gave them free passage to America along with a guarantee that there would be work for them when they got here. Whites didn't get free passage or a guarantee of work. Who gets that? No one gets a guarantee of work! No one! But the blacks did! So unfair! Any whites that came to America deserve reparation pay for having to pay their way here and look for a job when they got here. Whites will get reparations and he will make the blacks pay for it!

* State that we can get rid of coronavirus by nuking it. It's that simple. Anywhere we find coronavirus, just nuke it and it goes away. Just like that. It's gone. It's a beautiful thing, really.

* Claim that he is a genius and has the degrees to prove it: an M.D, a PhD, and STD. No one has better degrees than him. No one. He has the best STD. The best.

* Declare that the Constitution is unconstitutional because it was written by a bunch of libruls that want to take your guns and kill your babies. Libruls kill babies, you know. That's all they want to do. Take your guns and kill your babies. Then they sell the body parts. They do! I've seen it!

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