My cheeks hurt, and my cats are getting nervous

[Rorey]

My laughing at this whole OrangeLoser tax thing is getting out of hand.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

1. Been smirking ever since

The story's been out.

Broke ass trump owes shitloads of money...

[MontanaMama]

2. Haven't laughed this much since

The Lake Travis boat parade...”Dopes On The Water”.

[TruckFump]

3. Biggest smile I have had since watching tRump walk up the ramp to Air Force One...

...trailing toilet paper!!!!

[hlthe2b]

4. I hug my doggy girl when I'm upset. I hug her even harder when I'm excited! And when I dance, well

she'd gotta be my partner. (and I"m dancing).

[NightWatcher]

5. I audibly howled and frightened my family

[Poiuyt]

6. I don't know why I assumed you were talking about your butt cheeks

[Karadeniz]

7. Let 'er rip, tater chip!!