Imagine spending $70 grand on this?????

[AZ8theist]

[2naSalit]

1. Absolute vanity.

To be fair, though, it's really hard to make a piece of shit look like something that won't make you gag instantly.

[Grammy23]

2. It kinda looks like that confection is about to go airborne.

Can you imagine the scrambling on the tarmac if it all took flight?? LOL

[brewens]

3. I haven't had a hair cut since March second. I'm holding out until at least November fourth.

It's getting long enough now that I kind of like it. I haven't had long hair since the early 80's. I may just go to Great Clips and have them shape it up a little. If it's the usual crew there, I'll give them all and extra five bucks. So $30 or so in 8 months and a look way better than that ugly shitstain!

[LuckyCharms]

4. I would have loved to grow my hair longer

like it was when I was younger. Unfortunately, I'm a bit old to have long hair look decent. If it looked good, I would grow it half way down my back. Good for you for growing out your hair!

I had a great beard that I recently shaved off in order to get a better fitting mask for an eye doctor appointment...I'm in the process of growing it back now. I cut my own hair and trim my own beard. hair is 5/8 inch guard on the back and top, 1/4 inch on the sides. Comes out great, I'll never pay for a barber again!

[LisaL]

5. Imagine what it would look like if he hasn't spend 70K on it.

[LuckyCharms]

6. It's aerodynamic! It's not Air Force One, it's Air Force Fuckface.

[samnsara]

7. he thinks it makes him purty