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orleans

(34,073 posts)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 01:09 AM Sep 2020

"WE ARE YOUR MAGA ANALGELS" -- lol tweet




Thank you Sir!Folded hands

Everyone must do their job to fight these demon ballots!Imp

WE ARE YOUR MAGA ANALGELS!Smiling face with halo

In our family, my kids allowance has been to beat up mailboxes to stop the delivery of the ballots! Cricket bat and ball




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"WE ARE YOUR MAGA ANALGELS" -- lol tweet (Original Post) orleans Sep 2020 OP
I hate everything. Also "analgels" is the best thing ever renate Sep 2020 #1
Analgels sounds like generic suppositories. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #2
Ouch! What condition requires anal gel? fleur-de-lisa Sep 2020 #3
the trump condition! orleans Sep 2020 #4
Usually applied before and after Mike Pence removes his nose from Trumps ass. cayugafalls Sep 2020 #5
GOP Butthurt Blue Owl Sep 2020 #8
Be sure to buy enough Analgel for your whole family..... KY_EnviroGuy Sep 2020 #6
OMG, LOL! consider_this Sep 2020 #7
There's a Santorum joke in here somewhere... Blue Owl Sep 2020 #9

cayugafalls

(5,643 posts)
5. Usually applied before and after Mike Pence removes his nose from Trumps ass.
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:42 AM
Sep 2020

Trumpers have likely been using more anal gel in their own daily ass kissing regimens to alleviate the dry itchy rash that can develop.

An interesting aside; the trumpers have found that it also relieves the dry itch on their nose.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,494 posts)
6. Be sure to buy enough Analgel for your whole family.....
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 03:54 AM
Sep 2020

because with this enormous hemorrhoid spreader we have in the White House, it's going to take a huge quantity!


Folks 'round here buy it by the case just to cope with McConnell and Rand Paul......

Even being in the vicinity of a Rethug has be known to cause heartburn, hives, hiccups and hemorrhoids.

KY........

consider_this

(2,203 posts)
7. OMG, LOL!
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 09:22 AM
Sep 2020

Between this and 'Schrodinger's tax returns'
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=2591565
I am having some seriously great laughs this morning.

this 'analgels' has potential to become 2020's 'morans' to add to our lexicon.

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