for when he starts wandering behind Joe, like he did with Hillary---

[3Hotdogs]

"Excuse me, Don. Are you looking for where you parked your Buick?"

[634-5789]

1. I was wondering if he would try that...

Thinking Joe has a snappy plan for such a rude intrusion.

[Aristus]

2. "What are you wandering around for, Donald?

Go back and stand behind your lectern like a good boy!"

If Joe said that, I could die happy.

But only after I submit my ballot...

[snowybirdie]

3. Naw

He should say "get off my back, you frickin ass_ _le!"

[Sanity Claws]

4. More like he wants to pick Biden's pocket

He has no problem with stealing.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. He's too chickenshit to try that with a man

I wouldn’t even expect that.

[still_one]

10. Exactly. The sexist, misogynist pig wouldn't dare do that with Biden

[GoCubsGo]

31. Yup. And, if he does try that stunt,

I hope Joe just glances back at him, rolls his eyes, shakes his head, and continues on with what he was saying. Baby doesn't like being blown off. It won't likely even get to that point, as he'll be weeping in a big, orange pile of manbaby goo within 15 minutes.

[Mz Pip]

6. Are you lost?

Do you need help finding your way back to your place?

[patricia92243]

11. Bingo!

[durablend]

7. "You need $750 for this year's taxes? I don't have it on me!"

[Lars39]

8. I'm still hoping for a plexiglass divider

[greymattermom]

9. You mean your golf cart.

Does he ever drive an actual car?

[livetohike]

12. "Your bone spurs have to be hurting with all of

that walking around.”

[demmiblue]

13. "You're sundowning, Don. Your lecturn is over there"

[Drunken Irishman]

14. They'll be at lecterns far apart tonight.

So, unlikely any wandering.

Now for the town hall, that may be different.

[BComplex]

22. I just hope like hell Joe isn't wearing that mask.

I hope he lets people see his lips move.

[AleksS]

15. I prefer:

“What’re you doing sneaking around back there Donald? Planning to pick my pocket like you did to America the last 4 years?”

[JHB]

16. I still maintain that the proper response is...

"Say Donnie, if you're going to stand back there huffing and puffing...

...can you come a little closer? I think my jacket has a wrinkle that needs steaming out."

[LuckyCharms]

17. Mr. Wallace? Is there someone here who can show Mr. Trump

where his podium is?

[dalton99a]

19. +1

[RKP5637]

24. +1,

[In_The_Wind]

26. +1

[grumpyduck]

18. "The changing room is that way, Donny."

[StatGirl]

25. Or "Men's room is that way"

[LuckyCharms]

20. I'm sorry, Donald. I never carry cash. Ask someone else.

[LuckyCharms]

21. Please step away, Donald. I'm under audit.

[RKP5637]

23. Joe should say, "I don't like you hanging around my ass!" n/t

[LuckyCharms]

27. The men's room is down the hall and to the left, Donald.

[LuckyCharms]

28. Mr. Wallace? I'm suddenly smelling an overwhelming scent of sulfur.

[LisaL]

29. Biden should tell Don to socially distance.

NT

[Bayard]

32. This!

Since Joe will probably take his mask off when he gets to the podium.

I'm thinking trump's mask should be more like the Whisperer's masks on The Walking Dead.

[LuckyCharms]

30. You're confused, Donald. This isn't "Dancing With the Stars".