Tue Sep 29, 2020, 01:57 PM
Earthshine2 (2,295 posts)
The debate drinking game -- add your own rules
Pour yourself a cup of your favorite beer, wine, or whatever. Have your next cup handy – things can get going fast. (Feel free to substitute the term “hit” for “sip” and “blunt” for “cup”.)
These rules are just a starter set. Add your own rules in the comments section. 1 sip Trump says "Believe me" Trump mentions "Hunter Biden" Trump spontaneously sniffles Trump says “Open the schools” Trump says “Sleepy Joe” Trump says “Fake news” Trump mentions “Antifa” Trump says “Biden is beholden to leftist extremists (or socialists)” Trump interrupts Biden on Biden’s time Biden mentions "Trump's taxes" or “Trump’s debt” Biden says the words “unfit for office” Anyone says “$750” in any sentence Anyone mentions the name “Putin” Anyone mentions the phrase “Black Lives Matter” 2 sips Trump claims to be religious Trump uses the words “testing” and “cases” in a single sentence Trump accuses Biden of being on drugs Trump slurs two words in a single sentence Trump mentions “Crazy Nancy” or “Crying Chuck” Trump says he saved millions of lives from COVID with his quick response Trump says he pays millions of dollars in taxes (in the present tense) Trump talks more than 30 seconds passed his time Trump argues with Chris Wallace for more than 20 seconds Biden talks more than 10 seconds passed his time Biden says “That’s a lie” (must be the exact word “lie”) Biden interrupts Trump on Trump’s time Wallace says “That’s not true” Drink half a cup Trump slurs more than three words in a single sentence Biden calls Trump a liar (must be the exact word “liar”) Biden makes a significant gaffe Drink whole cup Trump invades Biden’s physical space White chunks of Adderall fly out of Trump’s nose Trump challenges Biden to fisticuffs Drink six pack Biden accepts challenge
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Author | Time | Post |
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Earthshine2 | Sep 2020 | OP |
griffi94 | Sep 2020 | #1 | |
TheBlackAdder | Sep 2020 | #13 | |
griffi94 | Sep 2020 | #14 | |
jmowreader | Sep 2020 | #2 | |
Lars39 | Sep 2020 | #3 | |
redstatebluegirl | Sep 2020 | #4 | |
Earthshine2 | Sep 2020 | #7 | |
redstatebluegirl | Sep 2020 | #19 | |
asiliveandbreathe | Sep 2020 | #5 | |
Earthshine2 | Sep 2020 | #6 | |
asiliveandbreathe | Sep 2020 | #8 | |
struggle4progress | Sep 2020 | #9 | |
brewens | Sep 2020 | #10 | |
Faux pas | Sep 2020 | #11 | |
Earthshine2 | Sep 2020 | #12 | |
BeckyDem | Sep 2020 | #15 | |
Snake Plissken | Sep 2020 | #16 | |
Earthshine2 | Sep 2020 | #18 | |
cwydro | Sep 2020 | #17 |
Response to Earthshine2 (Original post)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:00 PM
griffi94 (3,581 posts)
1. Two sips
Every time Trump whines about something being unfair to him.
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Response to griffi94 (Reply #1)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 04:00 PM
TheBlackAdder (25,747 posts)
13. Following this or the OP's suggestions, we'd all be blacked-out drunk and facing alcohol poisioning!
Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #13)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 04:35 PM
griffi94 (3,581 posts)
14. You drive a hard bargain sir.
But, given the choice of alcohol poisoning or listening to
Trump whine for an hour...........I'm gonna have to go with the alcohol poisoning. |
Response to Earthshine2 (Original post)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:04 PM
jmowreader (48,674 posts)
2. Please reduce the number of things to drink for by half
You'll wind up killing people through one of two things: alcohol poisoning or hypernatremia.
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Response to Earthshine2 (Original post)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:08 PM
Lars39 (25,781 posts)
3. We need our side to get to the polls, not die of alcohol poisoning!
Response to Earthshine2 (Original post)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:08 PM
redstatebluegirl (12,114 posts)
4. Wow a person could get wasted in the first 3 minutes.
Response to redstatebluegirl (Reply #4)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:25 PM
Earthshine2 (2,295 posts)
7. Take *small* sips -- burn slowly the candle of life. nt
Response to Earthshine2 (Reply #7)
Wed Sep 30, 2020, 10:16 AM
redstatebluegirl (12,114 posts)
19. The problem is the more angry I get the faster I drink.
Response to Earthshine2 (Original post)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:09 PM
asiliveandbreathe (7,580 posts)
5. Wallace says "That's not true"..I'll drink to that, and I don't drink..
Thanks for this Earthshine2...
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Response to asiliveandbreathe (Reply #5)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:24 PM
Earthshine2 (2,295 posts)
6. I hope Wallace is willing to call Trump out -- but, word is no fact checking! nt
Response to Earthshine2 (Reply #6)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:26 PM
asiliveandbreathe (7,580 posts)
8. I heard that too..here is a DU link to live fact check..thanks to Nevilledog..
Response to Earthshine2 (Original post)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:26 PM
struggle4progress (114,734 posts)
9. When Trump opens his mouth, grab an ice-filled glass and take the fifth,
the whole fifth, and nothing but the fifth
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Response to Earthshine2 (Original post)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:29 PM
brewens (11,972 posts)
10. Yer gonna need a bigger jug! Get a Jack Daniels barrel at Costco maybe. n/t
Response to Earthshine2 (Original post)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 02:42 PM
Faux pas (13,391 posts)
11. I'll
be "hitting" and not watching.
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Response to Faux pas (Reply #11)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 03:19 PM
Earthshine2 (2,295 posts)
12. I'll bite. Why wouldn't you want to watch? Tonight, politics is a spectator sport ...
and this is the heavyweight championship.
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Response to Earthshine2 (Original post)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 04:38 PM
BeckyDem (7,582 posts)
15. Trump will say fake news a lot.It's why I can't play a drinking game. I could end up in the ER.
Response to Earthshine2 (Original post)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 04:39 PM
Snake Plissken (4,103 posts)
16. trump is good for at least five ... "Like nobody has ever seen before"
Response to Snake Plissken (Reply #16)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 05:20 PM
Earthshine2 (2,295 posts)
18. One sip for each "Like nobody has ever seen before" nt
Response to Earthshine2 (Original post)
Tue Sep 29, 2020, 04:40 PM
cwydro (48,588 posts)
17. The sniffles alone would put most of us on the ground lol.
I just can’t watch because I despise him so, but I’ll lift a glass to all of you who do!
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