Zingers I would love Biden to fling at Dump

[robertpaulsen]

"His travel restrictions on China allowed 40,000 exceptions, including thousands direct from Wuhan. 40,000 people from an infected country is not a travel ban - it's a superspreader event!"

"The first broken promise of his campaign was built on a lie. We know it was a lie because five years later, Mexico still hasn't paid for it!"

Any others you want to hear tonight? The Rude Pundit came up with some good ones.

[Blue Owl]

1. I have no doubt Biden will have some dandies!

Those two would be awesome additions...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. That would be something to see...

[bluecollar2]

3. "He choked"

Hillary used that phrase once and the dumpster was apoplectic.

trump used that phrase in a derogatory manner so we know he is sensitive to it...

[robertpaulsen]

4. Yes!

I want to hear that at least twice!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Maybe a reference to mashed potatoes?

Apparently His Lardship has never recovered from a childhood incident in which one of his brothers got sick of his shit and dumped a bowl of mashed potatoes on his head. It triggers him like crazy.

[robertpaulsen]

6. "He let COVID run through America like mashed potatoes through his stringy hair!"

They might have to haul him off for another unscheduled "physical" exam. Great idea!

[bluecollar2]

8. I like peas and mashed potatoes Mr. President...

The voters of Idaho would like to know how you feel about mashed potatoes?

[NCjack]

7. Your tariffs on China and Mexico are taxes on the American people. I know this

because China and Mexico have tariffs on their goods being exported to us, and you can't show us the receipts for tariff money that they have paid to the USA.

[robertpaulsen]

9. Yeah, he needs to address that.

Also, I like your signature!

[Docreed2003]

10. I wish he'd answer a question with

"Well that's the $750 question isn't it Chris?!"

[Shermann]

11. Why not fling Hostess Zingers at him?

Fat Donnie will lose his concentration trying to catch and eat the treats.

[H2O Man]

12. Recommended.

I don't have any particular line in mind. I just want Joe to laugh at Trump, get under his skin, and force Donald to have a melt-down.

[BlueState]

13. He should steal from Bill Maher's monologue from last week

And say something like, "Yea sure, you have a plan to cover pre-existing conditions and, Mexico will co-pay for the visits."