See, what Trump doesn't understand is that you can't be an Alpha Male

[LuckyCharms]

unless you are able to recite the Alpha bet.

[LSparkle]

1. Not to mention those tiny hands

[BumRushDaShow]

2. That's what he was attempting to do

[TigressDem]

3. AND your opinion doesn't count....

Unless you can count to 20 without using your fingers and taking off your shoes.

[spanone]

4. he doesn't understand anything

[lunatica]

5. He doesn't even know what it is, much less recite it.

Maybe he can do the kindergartner’s sing song rote version, but I bet he can’t make it to the end.

[LuckyCharms]

6. Man, Person, Choo Choo, Candid Camera, Elephant.