The Only Acceptable Moderator For Any Future Debates

[LudwigPastorius]

[Ferrets are Cool]

1. I concur

[LudwigPastorius]

4. Sam Jackson, with full license to smack a b__ch...

otherwise it'll be a waste of time.

[smirkymonkey]

13. +1000

[spooky3]

2. LOL! Nt

[RainCaster]

3. Only if he has a mute button

And a tazer gun for every 3 lies. DFT would be lit up like a Roman candle

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

15. If only the microphones had been destroyed beforehand.

[PatSeg]

5. Absolutely

[MustLoveBeagles]

6. I'd pay to see that

[First Speaker]

7. "...and I shall smite thee with a great vengeance..."

[LudwigPastorius]

8. YES!

"Say 'China Virus' again! I dare you! I double dare you, mothaf...."

[Greywing]

9. I think Cesar Milan (Dog Whisperer) would be a better choice

[Cirque du So-What]

11. Even Cesar gets bitten occasionally

[leftieNanner]

22. Yes!

Especially when he does that little "tst" noise I

[Brother Mythos]

10. Excellent choice!

[peggysue2]

12. LOL!

[MyOwnPeace]

21. Yeah, nothing more than I could say!

[jmowreader]

14. I can just see it...

(skip over all the introductory stuff...)

"The first question is for President Trump. Are you ready, sir?"
'Yes.'

"My question is, 'what the fuck is wrong with you, motherfucker?'"

[Mr.Bill]

16. "I don't recall asking you a God Damn thing!" n/t

[Upthevibe]

20. Mr. Bill..................

"Say what again! Say what again! I dare ya! ! motherfucker dare ya!"

[Upthevibe]

17. LudwigPastorius.....

Yes! Thanks for this post....

[JohnnyRingo]

18. hahahaha

Amen brother.

[kyburbonkid]

23. My man from S.H.I.E.L.D.

I bet he noticed how red TP's ears were. TP had to be on some amphetamine or Ritalin or something.

[quakerboy]

24. No moderator.

The podiums get moved to face each other. The doors are locked with only the two candidates and cameras inside. The topics/questions just come up on a screen, neutral text. The respective mic's are only active during appropriate speaking time for each candidate. Whatever happens after that happens.

[lunatica]

25. LOL! That would be well worth watching!

[Le Roi de Pot]

26. Lol

[BootinUp]

27. rofl, awesome

[calimary]

28. I wouldn't mind seeing that!

As it is, I'm not sure I want to watch the rest of the debates. At least not the ones featuring Biden and Loudmouth.

[Delmette2.0]

29. This is why I love DU !!

[Blue Owl]

30. Yes you did, Donny... YES YOU DID!

[7wo7rees]

31. What does the Constitution LOOK LIKE?

I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison this debate. And you will KNOW We are The People, when we cut your fucking mic.

[keithbvadu2]

33. Trumpsters want Hannity, Rush, and Huckabee to be the moderators.

[treestar]

34. I knew that

Predicted what it would be before opening the thread.