CNN: Trump campaign is saying ...

[left-of-center2012]

"Donald Trump turned in the greatest presidential debate performance in American history."

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[C_U_L8R]

1. They are insaaaaaaaaaane.

Koookooooo for Cocoa Puffs. Bananas. Totally Froot Loopy.

[rufus dog]

2. Kelly Ann and her alternative facts again. nt

[oasis]

15. Baghdad Kelly Anne.

[jorgevlorgan]

3. Oh yeah they said that before the debate too

[dhill926]

4. hahaha....of course he did...

now here's your binky....bedtime soon...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Of course; we knew they were going to say that.

If Trump had shown up naked, jerked off and taken a dump on the stage they'd have said the same thing.

[renate]

21. From listening to the apres-show discussions, I got the impression that he did exactly that

[Generic Brad]

6. He wrote that press release

No way his team could claim that.

[Mossfern]

7. Alternative facts

Alternative universe

Apparently his campaign doesn't know what a political debate looks like.
Of course they have to say that, but they were never bothered to consider Truth.

Remember Trump told Americans not to believe what they read and not to believe what they see.
I assume that pertains to him and his campaign.

[Miigwech]

8. ....for a walking, talking turd, maybe?

[global1]

9. Why Should They Stop Lying Now.....

He lied throughout the whole debate so it's only right that they tell this big one. His supporters will believe anything he or his campaign tell them.

[OAITW r.2.0]

10. Dear Leader will do a 38 par hole round in 18, too! nt

[JDC]

11. Of course. What else would they say.

They are going to lather him up with praise and when he channel surfs tomorrow and sees that perhaps others have a vastly different opinion he will get angry, play the victim, scream fake news, and defend it all with "many people are saying it was a great debate performance, maybe..probably the best debate performance of all time."

[EarlG]

12. Sure he did!

[Buckeye_Democrat]

13. Lou Dobbs: Greatest debater since Cicero and Socrates.

Kidding! It wouldn't surprise me from that kook Dobbs, though.

[coti]

14. Yes. Trump is the master debater. nt

[reggaehead]

16. They forgot to add

"Period"!

[OverBurn]

17. I feel like I'm living in the movie "Idiocracy"

[AleksS]

18. And he invented the hamburger,

Once shot an 18 on a 36 hole golf course, shits gold, and farts hurricanes.

Why can’t these fools even try to maintain a veneer of rationality?

“Trump wins” would have been fine. It’s clearly a lie, but they’re a campaign and it’s expected. But no. They have to go straight to “Best debate ever since the invention of language—which Trump invented!”

It makes them sound GD nutso.

[MoonlitKnight]

19. When did the Republicans get better drugs than Democrats?

[Demsrule86]

20. They must be having an opposite day.