The Best Biden Lines of the Debate

[Soph0571]

Last edited Wed Sep 30, 2020, 06:46 AM - Edit history (1)

“Will you shut up, man?”

“That was really a productive segment, wasn’t it? Keep yappin’, man.”

“You are the worst president that America has ever had”

“The fact is that everything he’s saying so far is simply a lie. I’m not here to call out his lies. Everybody knows he a liar”

“It’s hard to get any word in with this clown – excuse me, this person”

“President Trump wouldn’t know a suburb unless he took a wrong turn.”

‘‘It is what it is, because you are who you are”

"He's Putin's puppy"

“Maybe you can inject some bleach into your arm, that would take care of it.”

“This isn’t about his family or my family, It’s about your family.”

BOOM BOOM SHAKE THE ROOM

[Le Roi de Pot]

1. Sorry ...we posted similar posts

[BumRushDaShow]

2. Add the "He's Putin's puppy"

[onlyadream]

3. I wasn't sure if he said puppy or puppet

I do wish when trump talked about Hunter getting millions from Moscow, Biden should have asked how much money Trump took from Moscow.

[alfredo]

5. It was Puppy

Puppets don't shit on the floor.

[PatSeg]

31. Ha, ha, ha!!!

[BumRushDaShow]

6. Oh it was "puppy" ("puh-pee")

And just as I'm posting this, Joe Madison's show is playing this exact clip!

[Soph0571]

4. Shit - I missed that one

On it now!!

[BumRushDaShow]

7. 👍

There probably were a few other zingers thrown in there last night that might have been missed due to the over-talking.

[lindysalsagal]

28. Glad he landed that right out in public. Reality. We need more reality!

[mrs_p]

8. Hahaha - the bleach line has me rolling

[OnlinePoker]

10. And then Trump's lame retort

"I was being sarcastic...everyone knows I was being sarcastic". No, you weren't and no, they didn't.

[lindysalsagal]

29. Awesome.

[PatSeg]

33. "Everyone knows...."

Like all the voices in his head.

[FailureToCommunicate]

9. "You are the worst president that America has ever had" - said VP Biden

I'm a voter, and I endorse this comment.

[Sunsky]

11. That's what I wanted Biden to do

I'm happy he went there. Screw those who didn't like it. That gif was my household last night

[RestoreAmerica2020]

12. Donnydimwit was triggered when Biden said something about "smart" damn the trump was livid--

.like a bull seeing red--he said something like don't you ever say that again. What was that all about? I'll look for video.

I was proud of Biden he was prepared, focused kicked his ass ; liked that he spoke right to the cameras to America. He's a good, kind decent person who cares about this country. Bet you $1.00 el pendejo donthe con cancels remaining debates.

[wnylib]

16. The "smart" comment was on the

topic of coronavirus. Biden made the point that the economy won't improve until the virus is controlled and that many more people will die unless Trump smartens up in his handling of it.

Not verbatim, but as close as I could make out and remember in the chaos.

[RestoreAmerica2020]

24. Thanks.

[bucolic_frolic]

13. I've only seen a few clips on the morning shows, but Joe Biden was a champion last night

A difficult format. He had to interrupt just to remain competitive. He got his points across, performed rapid-fire fact checking on-the-fly, did it with dignity and class. Joe brought his A-game.

There should be no more debates. They will only turn off voters. Debates as a Trump Anger Festival is a disgrace to the office.

Chris Wallace was steamrolled. It's not that he wasn't prepared, it's that he's a journalist and a learned man. You know how Trump likes journalists.

[wnylib]

19. Yes, Biden did a great job of staying on track

in spite of Trump's obvious attempt to derail him. And Biden got in some good zingers in the process. At one point, after a really long rant by Trump, Wallace asked Biden if he wanted to go ahead and answer a question Trump had brought up and Biden asked which question? What was the question? Wallace chuckled and said, in agreement with Biden, "I'm having a hard time following that myself."

I was proud of the contrast in knowledge, demeanor, and having a message that Biden demonstrated in comparison to Trump's wild rants.

Trump sounded and acted like he was hyped up on drugs. Biden sounded like a rational person who would make a good president for all the people.

[Larissa]

27. No more debates

Trump uses the ruse of constant interruption because he is not -- and never will be -- prepared to debate the issues. Another "debate" would be more of the same. Only next time "President" von Clownstick might give a shout out to the Ku Klux Klan.

[Clearly fogged in]

45. I'm not sure that Wallace was steamrolled

Let's call it his Geraldo Rivera moment?

[bucolic_frolic]

46. Flat as a pancake

That's what I said.

[Clearly fogged in]

47. Lol. Yup, he's a goner.

May the same destiny await his comrades at you know where.

[keithbvadu2]

14. When Trump called him stupid, I wish Biden had offered to compare college transcripts. Even if Biden

When Trump called him stupid, I wish Biden had offered to compare college transcripts. Even if Biden had bad grades, Trump would not have taken him up on the offer.

[berni_mccoy]

17. He didn't need to. When Trump went there...

He had already lost but hadn’t realized it

[wnylib]

20. On the topic of how smart Trump is,

methinks he doth protest too much.

Smart people don't need to brag about it. It shows.

Rich people don't need to brag about it. They feel secure enough not to.

[AdamGG]

43. and well endowed men don't say, "I guarantee you there's no problem"

[live love laugh]

40. I wish Biden had brought up Trump paying somebody to take his ACTs. nt

[hkp11]

15. like this Biden's line

“Maybe you can inject some bleach into your arm, that would take care of it.” Can't Drumpf do that right now??

[Lem1951]

18. Debate

While watching the debate last night, I was reminded of a common clinical experience: a grandparent struggling to communicate with their unmedicated ADHD grand child!

[wnylib]

21. Agree with the list of best lines.

i liked the delivery and points made about Trump not seeing a suburb unless he took a wrong turn. Biden described the diversity of modern suburbs and undercut Trump's BS about protecting suburbs from "the other."

[Soph0571]

22. You could feel the suburbs nodding along with that! n/t

[Illumination]

23. Every quote there is something most of us would have LOVED to have said to him...

Talk about a nation in crisis!...

[Lonestarblue]

25. Biden maintained his decorum pretty much throughout the debate.

Trump had no decorum at all, and he was rude and petulant the entire evening. He was obviously angry, and would listen to no one, even Chris Wallace.

For some reason, that photo of Trump sitting at a meeting with Merkel, Macron, and other leaders while they all stand around him came to mind. Trump has his arms crossed and Merkel is leaning toward him. I suspect they had all just been subjected to Trump’s tactics of talking over everyone and telling outrageous lies about NATO and they were having none of it. No wonder they all despise him.

[Larissa]

26. Classic Biden

All of Biden's quotes are t-shirt worthy; Biden killed it. The bleach injection line is a classic. (The meme is my favorite also.)

[Joinfortmill]

30. Joe was Presidential. Trump was nuts.

[Qutzupalotl]

32. There was one quick aside to the moderator I also liked.

Wallace told Trump something like be quiet and wait your turn to speak. Then Biden said, “Aww, he doesn't know how to do that.” Like he was a toddler! I was rolling!

[LuckyLib]

41. Can you imagine having to tell the pResident of the US to be quiet and wait his turn to speak.

That alone should tell folks the caliber of the idiot in the WH.

[AdamGG]

44. Trump couldn't even shutup then

he had to come back with, "Oh, you'd be surprised." That asshole ALWAYS needs to get in the last word.

[Progressive dog]

34. Thanks for putting that together.

My favorite was ‘It is what it is, because you are who you are”. I think Biden was as ready as anyone could have been to face an out of control psychopath and remain unintimidated.

[Faux pas]

35. This

‘‘It is what it is, because you are who you are” Was the BEST.

[Cosmo Blues]

36. Surprisingly

I was able to hear each and every one of those statements from Biden over the monotonous den of Trump's Non-Stop verbiage. I agree with Joe, even his advice that Trump should inject some bleach

[IronLionZion]

37. Suburbs and cities have gotten way more diverse over the years

Trump's too dumb to know this of course. Plenty of minorities live in the suburbs because why not? It's often cheaper than cities which have experienced gentrification/redevelopment. You would think a brilliant real estate billionaire would know this.

[FakeNoose]

38. Great list!

Thanks Soph!

[live love laugh]

39. t is what it is, because you are who you are" ❤️❤️❤️

[Squidly]

42. I personally liked the one very near the start of the debate

where tRump said someting and Joe replied (paraphrasing) You picked the wrong guy on the wrong night. Right then I knew Joe wasnt about to take any BS from him.