Mrs. Betty Bowers: If we have another debate, the moderator needs to be...

[Nevilledog]

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Tweet text: Mrs. Betty Bowers
@BettyBowers
If we have another debate, the moderator needs to be a dominatrix with a taser and a bullwhip.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

4. Hey Ray...nice day to say..

Welcome to DU.

Nuns I had in the sixties...whack over the knuckles with one of those triangle rulers...much more but it’s the reason I had appointments with AA so we’ll let it lay.

[malaise]

12. That ended quickly

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

20. My wife...

No,no,no, not doing it ...quickly is ok sometimes. (Puppy dog eyes)

[Nevilledog]

26. That's what Stormy said.

[malaise]

27. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[malaise]

22. One of the teachers in the Junior school hit my youngest sister on her hand

When that child opened her mouth three siblings intervened. Well my mom let them all know never to hit any of us. Some of those nuns were monsters but those of us with big families in the school had some power and did we ever use it. I can speak about the kids of at least four families they dared not touch.

[Mister Ed]

2. There are probably several of them bound by non-disclosure agreements with Trump. n/t

[Lars39]

5. Nah, he'd probably like that.

[agingdem]

6. don't forget the gag and handcuffs...

a rubber wet suit would be a nice touch, too...

[Klaralven]

19. Wouldn't a gag detract from the golden shower?

[dem4decades]

7. I was thinking about a shock collar.

[2naSalit]

8. Great idea!

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. Something based on this, but with the moderator controlling the buttons?

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. +1

[dameatball]

10. Stormy Daniels with a rolled up magazine would suffice.

[Wounded Bear]

11. Terry Tate...

[0rganism]

13. doesn't Trump usually pay for that kind of "moderation"?

more free benefits for the embezzling murderer? i can't agree.

[lame54]

14. I'm sure Trump has one on speed-dial

[Piasladic]

15. I'd pay to watch that that

and I'm a cheap bastard

[ProfessorGAC]

16. Mike Tyson

He's still a scary dude, and all he has to say is &Don't make me come over there!"

[NewJeffCT]

18. I had tweeted this option out...

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[Nevilledog]

23. That is a good alternative!

[durablend]

21. Judge Judy

You think she'd put up with his crap?

[Le Roi de Pot]

24. Stormy !! Stormy !! Stormy !! Stormy !! Stormy !! Stormy !! Stormy !! Stormy !!

[VOX]

25. Why "threaten" MF45 with a good time?

Let him deal with Samuel L. Jackson, as mentioned in another thread.