Melanie is delighted to announce the dates for the @WhiteHouse Fall Garden Tours.

[Miles Archer]

Melania Trump
@FLOTUS
US government account

Fall is upon us & I am delighted to announce the dates for the @WhiteHouse Fall Garden Tours. The grounds will open on Oct 17 & 18th for the public to view the beautiful colors of the season & experience the beauty of the gardens, including the newly renovated Rose Garden!

12:20 PM · Sep 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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[iemitsu]

1. Melania had all the roses ripped up. What does she plan to show?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. The newly-renovated rose garden with no trees

and a bunch of dead sod? That rose garden?

[underpants]

7. If anything underfoot feels "tunneling" it's nothing

It’s part of the messed hydration system. Trust me. Don’t tell anyone.

[Lochloosa]

3. Long shadows on concrete brings back so many memories.

[pwb]

4. Tens of people are excited.

Maybe.

[underpants]

5. Please enjoy this opportunity

If he loses, she is GONE.

[lunatica]

6. Yes Melania, the people's house gardens have been kept beautiful

by a small army of incredibly dedicated groundskeepers. We’re very proud of it in spite of you.

[dameatball]

8. No appointing judges and no changing rose gardens in an election year!! Let the people decide!

Ok, that's all I got at the moment.

[Disaffected]

9. I'm all a titter...

[Hekate]

10. What roses?

[11 Bravo]

11. The "newly renovated Rose Garden" looks like a fucking Soviet gulag.

Lots of concrete. No trees.

[Greybnk48]

13. Apparently it floods often. Go to Melanoma's twitter page

And you’ll see that it’s under repair right now.

[Wellstone ruled]

12. So Gorky Park D.C. will be open

to the Peasant's on the 17th and 18th. Make sure you leave a stipend for the King.