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cyclonefence

(4,483 posts) Thu Oct 1, 2020, 08:37 AM Oct 2020

News Flash! Proud Boys Refuse to Masturbate!

per Stephen Colbert last night.

This, if true, explains a lot. Semen backup can cause a lot of problems.

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News Flash! Proud Boys Refuse to Masturbate! (Original Post) cyclonefence Oct 2020 OP

even when they manage to find it? eShirl Oct 2020 #1

no backup bigtree Oct 2020 #2

Is that why they get aroused at the crack of dawn? nt Atticus Oct 2020 #3

So Under Those Manly Camo Tactical Pants, Then.... The Magistrate Oct 2020 #4

I can see the problem with that vercetti2021 Oct 2020 #5

....well nobody is going to do it for them Stallion Oct 2020 #6

They don't masturbate, they celibate. panader0 Oct 2020 #7

eShirl

(18,490 posts)

1. even when they manage to find it?

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Thu Oct 1, 2020, 08:48 AM

Oct 2020

bigtree

(85,986 posts)

2. no backup

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Thu Oct 1, 2020, 08:59 AM

Oct 2020

...circle jerks, apparently.

Atticus

(15,124 posts)

3. Is that why they get aroused at the crack of dawn? nt

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Thu Oct 1, 2020, 09:05 AM

Oct 2020

The Magistrate

(95,244 posts)

4. So Under Those Manly Camo Tactical Pants, Then....

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Thu Oct 1, 2020, 09:18 AM

Oct 2020

vercetti2021

(10,156 posts)

5. I can see the problem with that

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Thu Oct 1, 2020, 09:28 AM

Oct 2020

I mean if my dick was just an inch I wouldn't masturbate either

Stallion

(6,474 posts)

6. ....well nobody is going to do it for them

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Thu Oct 1, 2020, 09:29 AM

Oct 2020

panader0

(25,816 posts)

7. They don't masturbate, they celibate.

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Thu Oct 1, 2020, 09:35 AM

Oct 2020

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