'If I lose Minnesota, I'm never coming back': Trump in Duluth

[mysteryowl]

You will lose, so Minnesota can celebrate!
Biden is polling +9 in Minnesota!

[DonaldsRump]

1. Good heavens, Trump, you really are an idiot

If you had ANY chance of winning MN, that ended it.

Lucky Minnesotans!

[SoCalNative]

27. Translation

"If I lose Minnesota but win re-election you can be guaranteed that you will get no federal help if needed."

[The Magistrate]

2. So You Minnestotans Know Just What To Do, Sir

[RockCreek]

3. Incentive!!! n/t

[Willto]

4. Well

If the people in Minnesota didn't have enough incentive to vote him out of office there is certainly some extra sauce for the goose.

[MrScorpio]

5. Is that a promise?

[In_The_Wind]

6. We should all be so lucky.

[BKDem]

7. The ultimate threat!

I simply cannot imagine my life without Donald J. Trump, although I'm trying.

[thucythucy]

8. Let's extend that Promise

to the entire country.

On second thought, make that the entire continent, please!

[mysteryowl]

14. Well, if all goes according to legal papers...

He will be in prison. But, not in Minnesota I guess.

[niyad]

38. How about the entire solar system?? Although. . .I would settle for the entire planet.

[thucythucy]

40. "This galaxy ain't big enough for the two of us."

But I now agree with a previous poster--I'd tolerate him and his remaining in the US--as long as it's in a maximum security prison.

[niyad]

41. Even though that probably means supermax here, I could deal with that.

[Docreed2003]

9. Damn...you Minnesotans are freaking lucky

[Hotler]

10. That's because you will be in prison. nt

[Eyeball_Kid]

11. Thoroughly puzzling, thoroughly crazy.

If there were ANY fence-sitters in Mn, Trump just told them to fuck off. You don't give people an ultimatum. You ask for their support. He's too full of himself to even posture as a person who needs someone's help.

How about, "If I lose the nation and the election, I'm never coming back." Now THAT would be a statement to remember. But with Mn, he's already conceding the election. OH. He's not coming back.

[Rule of Claw]

12. Is that a promise?

[hlthe2b]

13. That's a deal you can't refuse, Minnesota. Good for you!

How can I keep ALL the TRUMPS (and their ilk) out of Colorado, I ask you?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

15. Good riddance....

And take Jim Hagedorn, Tom Emmer, Peter Stauber, abs Hadin Lewis with you.

[Cha]

16. Bye Felicia.

[Buckeyeblue]

17. Can he make the same promise about Michigan?

[bluestarone]

18. FIRST and probably ONLY thing

I would agree on with him!

[Midnightwalk]

19. He lost bigly in new york and will lose bigly again

And didn’t make that offer. He really hates New Yorkers and the feeling is mutual.

Still I hope he has a nice long stay in Ossining, NY

[Chichiri]

20. I'm a Minnesotan, and I approve this message.

[Botany]

21. "If I lose Minnesota, I'm never coming back," he said near the end of his 45-minute speech.

Trump just fired up more people in Minnesota to work for Biden.


He didn't win the State in 2016 what makes him think he will win it in 2020?


https://www.startribune.com/trump-is-back-in-minnesota-to-raise-money-and-rally-supporters/572591282/

[FakeNoose]

22. Come to Pennsylvania and say that

We'll take that challenge!

[Initech]

23. I would move to Minnesota if that were the case!

[Aristus]

24. It's time for all those nice Minnesotans to step up and force him to make good on his promise.

[greenjar_01]

25. This is a very weird strategy that he's taken up "You'll never see me again..."

It's the second time he's done this at a rally (Biden used his last for a hilarious internet ad).

I think it's a sign that his campaign is completely off its hinges: it is so self-directed and self-regarding that even devoted Trumpies must be scratching their head at it.

"If you don't do this thing for me, you'll never see me again." It's not the language of sales, but the language of the abuser. As George Dubya said of Trump's inaugural mess, "That was some weird shit."

[llmart]

43. That was probably the most profound statement Dubya ever uttered!

It's the only thing I'll give him credit for.

[MoonRiver]

26. Hoping he says that to the entire country Nov. 3rd.

[COLGATE4]

28. Promises, promises...

[Yavin4]

29. Must not be any country club prisons in MN. n/t

[GopherGal]

51. A google search shows...

there is Federal Medical Center, Rochester. Notable inmates include Gabby Giffords' attacker.

I'm sure he can get his ailments treated elsewhere.

[world wide wally]

30. Jackpot!

[Blaukraut]

31. He'll never go there again even if he wins. No more incentive. n/t

[bullwinkle428]

32. Please make this the first promise you actually keep, asshole.

[Wednesdays]

33. "I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this message."

[we can do it]

34. Sounds like incentive, Minnesota.

[BeckyDem]

35. Lucky them!! I am jealous.

[sarisataka]

36. Promise?

Can I get that in writing? Notarized please.

[niyad]

37. "Do you promise?" (Channeling Lady Violet)

[tiptonic]

39. Promise

Do u promise to never come back? Yippee!!

[wryter2000]

42. So...

How can I get him mad at CA? We're sick of raking our forests.

[CaptainTruth]

44. PLEASE make that same promise to Florida!

I hate having that mango shitstain in my state.

[honest.abe]

45. Sounds like if I dont win, screw you.

I hope the Biden team makes an ad with that.

[IronLionZion]

46. I hope he loses so badly he flees the country

He can see if Putin will take him in. Because he definitely needs to face many criminal charges here in the US.

[Totally Tunsie]

47. This guy's never learned how to read his audience!

Jerk.

[liberaltrucker]

48. Promises, promises

nt

[BlueWavePsych]

49. Ofcourse, with a lifetime sentence at Rikers, IT won't!

[sdfernando]

50. To quote Debbie Jelinsky: "PROMISE?!" /NT